For many years now I have possessed an advanced degree in Psychiatric Gynecology. I almost acquired an additional degree in Paleo Gynecology just a short time ago and had I achieved same, am not sure if I was to be congratulated or not. For those unfamiliar with what I mean by those terms, they are as follows: Psychiatric Gynecology - is the practice of dating and/or sleeping with women in the civilian world who are highly unstable emotionally. Paleo Gynecology - is the practice of dating and/or sleeping with civilian women who are very old.

A friend of mine hooked me up on a blind date awhile back. Yeah, yeah, I know - blind date - a mistake to begin with. At any rate, I was assured that my date was in my age bracket (50 something), would be delightful to spend time with and was not too tough to look at. Well, we met for dinner. My  friend was correct in some regards. My date was a delightful conversationalist and, indeed, was not too tough to look at although it was evident that some amount of cosmetic facial, breast and perhaps other surgery were at play. Our dinner conversation moved into the upcoming presidential elections, wherein she acknowledged that the best sitting president in her lifetime that comes to mind was president Truman. "Whoa!", I thought, Truman was not a sitting president in MY lifetime that I can remember. Long story short - my date was well into her 60's. As I mentioned before, and to her credit, she did not look it........

I think the women in this hobby (providers) are spoiling me.

PS - I didn't try for the degree..............

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Truman was President from 1945-1952.  That makes her between 54-59.  How did you come up with well into her sixties?  I hope your math is better when you pay your donation.

the dates, but how many of us can remember who was in office when we were children let alone speak intimately about a President's actions or decisions during that time. More importantly, she and I had a good laugh about the whole thing when the issue came to the fore and she admitted her real age.

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If you're lucky, you'll live to a ripe old age.  Unfortunately, age doesn't discriminate, but the younger we are, the more we seem to think we're immune from it.

Frankly, if I'd been in your shoes, I would have taken the woman to bed and boinked her till she begged me to stop.

Who cares for her age, she looked good right?
Good enough to find out her age?
We all know that 40 means 50 and 30 means 40 so why was it such a surprise to you?
Everyone likes to trade up.

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