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I would say you are a 20.

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HomeComing Hooker's rules:

1.  Stockings are silk, change after each use - no pantyhose!
2.  Vinegar douche to finish each bathroom break
3.  No pooping in the in-call, ever!  If violated DNS
4.  VERY wet, no matter who or what
5.  Breath mints for breakfast and lunch, good for breath, great for figure.
6.  Heels, though never too high, that is for strippers
7.  Strippers are dirty, but pretend they’re fun if your date takes you to club
8.  Cuddling should never cost extra
9.  Always swallow, smile, and say “mmmmmmm”.  Unless it's a facial they desire
10.  Practice listening, that’s what they’re really paying for.  Eye contact!
11.  Everything looks better with a doily

Ladies, if you stuck to these simple rules, I guess I'd need to come up with some new ones to make me better, because there really can be only one HomeComing Hooker!

How abut a link to your site?

You never told us how you looked, or what your actually performance is like.

Posted By: homecominghooker
HomeComing Hooker's rules:

1.  Stockings are silk, change after each use - no pantyhose!
2.  Vinegar douche to finish each bathroom break
3.  No pooping in the in-call, ever!  If violated DNS
4.  VERY wet, no matter who or what
5.  Breath mints for breakfast and lunch, good for breath, great for figure.
6.  Heels, though never too high, that is for strippers
7.  Strippers are dirty, but pretend they’re fun if your date takes you to club
8.  Cuddling should never cost extra
9.  Always swallow, smile, and say “mmmmmmm”.  Unless it's a facial they desire
10.  Practice listening, that’s what they’re really paying for.  Eye contact!
11.  Everything looks better with a doily

Ladies, if you stuck to these simple rules, I guess I'd need to come up with some new ones to make me better, because there really can be only one HomeComing Hooker!

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Or giving MP just what he wants, before he even knows he wants it!

I would say you are a 20.

Preliminary - When I choose a lady, it is NEVER done without proper research. When I visit a lady, I am ALWAYS excited to meet her. Positive anticipation creates enthusiasm, and sets the ground work for a delightful rendezvous! I have NEVER had anything but an EXCELLENT time with ANY lady I've ever visited with.

1/Shower IMMEDIATELY before leaving for incall, or before hosting. If it's a long ride to incall, tips & tails upon arrival!
2/ALWAYS dress nicely - not to impress, but as a courtesy because the lady dressed up for you!
3/NEVER arrive without the lady's choice of libation, and, unless specifically asked NOT to do so, Godiva!
4/When visiting an incall, the card with tribute is placed in full view while you excuse yourself to the lavatory. When hosting, the card is placed on the bathroom vanity, and the welcome includes, "Would you like to freshen up?" This way, the business transaction is done up front and in private, to eliminate discomfort.
5/The first kiss is preceded by breath mint or Listerine - the second kiss is preceded with Godiva!
6/Homecoming stressed the importance of listening - guys should try this, too.
7/Do NOT ask for items you know are NOT on the menu!
8/ALWAYS ask before inserting ANYTHING other than a covered penis! (And don't just jam that sucker in, either!)
9/After a mind-blowing session, do NOT try to leave via the closet door.
10/ALWAYS send a thank-you email!

Despite the opinions of some on this board, these ladies are NOT just vaginas with cash registers attached - they are HUMANS. Attitude and atmosphere go a LONG WAY in enjoying a good session, or struggling through an uncomfortable one. There is ALWAYS going to be someone who is better looking, richer, dressed better, longer/wider, or just a better fuck (sorry, MP!), but if you drop all the bullshit and just go in to have some fun, both you AND the lady will enjoy your time together!

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