about us providers...

My favorite misconception is that we can just fucking cum right when they say "OK cum baby, cum now! Cumcumccum!" ...Ok, let me just do that right quick

His second statement should not have been spoken unless he already knew you.

I used to get those all the time. "No - you do what's best for you." I give a date/time/location. "Oh, well that's too far for you and probably a busy time of the day. I really want to do what's best for you." New date/time/location. "Hmmm... let me get back to you on that. Are you sure that's ok for you?" Finally: "Just let me know when you're ready to make a decision."

Continue, it has stupid humor value.  

that she thought a guy's penis has to stay erect until he ejaculated, as if it were some kind of gun that was cocked and couldn't be unloaded without firing.

You need more fiber in your diet... Just sayin'

To put those with less than stellar attitudes and ones who just bring no joy to your life on ignore.

I don't think he was referring to a party. I think he was referring to escort sessions. In fact, I often use the word party, or playtime when setting up an escort session. Maybe he thought you were the girl AvaStClair was talking about, running eleven guys through every day. That would be my interpretation of 'busy partying and what not'. And there's one of the misconceptions. That all you ladies are running eleven guys through every day.

Men think that we are rich.
Us ladies think the men who hobby are rich.

1.  Providers get fully dressed and made up, then sit around just waiting for clients to call.  At least, that's what I'm assuming people think when they ring me up and ask if I can meet in 30 minutes lol.  

.....that all of us hobbyists are "gentleman".
OP please take note.

Though I've occasionally indulged, I've also passed on multiple opportunities to have affairs. It would probably cost just as much and carry a high probability of messy entanglements. So I'll fantasize about my flirty as hell married neighbor and stick with providers for sex...and some of the most incredible sex I've ever had btw!

Just not going to happen.  DRAMA with a capital D.  P4P is the only way for me.  Cheaper than a therapist.

But I think I know which one you meant.

But since we are on the subject of time of day of an appointment, many times I'll put a time of day on a lady's booking form only as a place card, as I'm well aware that we all have a life outside of this sport. Typically I'll explain that the time of day of my request is just that a place card and for her to suggest a time of day that allows for her to be the least pinched for time to accommodate my 2 or 3 hour date request.  

Someone expressing their opinion/view that you don't agree with does not make them grumpy.

OP seems to have question a day. May be it can be attributed her being young and stupi. Does that all young people are stupid? ABSOLUTELY NOT. Are some young people stupid and clueless? ABSOLUTELY YES.

...something, you obviously have no desire to learn. You have a choice when reading these boards, you can add to the conversation constructively, or in humor (another concept you seem not to be able to grasp), or ignore, or as you seem to, negatively putting down others.  Why don't you try being nicer to those around you? Try it, you might like it

Show some respect!

like the pupil guy needs a little schooling

Great post Alyssa!

Lopaw's comment interests me because I wonder how many providers have female clients?

Why else would anyone be so irritated over a thread like this one. But to each their own. Continue acting stupid and constipated. But if I was you I would do something about always being constipated as being that backed up can't be good for one's health. If you can't afford one I will send you an enema, I hate to see you suffer so. Please let me know so I can make arrangements. Sorry I can't fix stupid.

It was a standard six call system to get to her in-call.  Jane’s a couple hours away (I prefer it this way) so before I leave the house I e-mail and tell her that I’m taking the scenic route and will e-mail her for final arrival instructions an hour before the scheduled date, which I do. After 30 minutes of crickets, I get a message apologizing for missing my message and that she’s out looking at real estate and won’t be back for an hour. I reply with the question “are we meeting in an hour or are you canceling”. 30 more minutes of crickets and decide to head out and just as I’m lining out on the route home, I get a message: “I’ll be ready in 30 minutes”. I still don’t have her phone number or address so I tell her OK, but send the info. Jane sends the address and tells me to call her from a gas station near her location (still no phone number) and she’ll talk me into the apartment complex. I get to the gas station and send an e-mail, “I’m here, but I don’t have your number, call me when you’re ready. After 15 minutes, I finally get a call and Jane guides me into her apartment.

1. We can't love our SO as we allow them to do this. This is pure BS. First I and the other SO of sex workers I know loves and respect our better halves. Sex does not equal love. Only love equals love. Allowing our better halves to make their own choices is a sign of trust and respect. Both are signs of real love.  

No way would I have jumped though so many hoops. Glad it worked for you.

She did take the appointment with only 48 hour notice, I expect that she has a life and she kept me well informed the entire time. Believe me, I'm one of the most impatient people you would ever meet, I don't have children because I'm too impatient. So, this hobby is helping me work on one of my many character faults as hookers are notoriously late. I had one once who asked me if she could arrive 30 minutes early, I eagerly said yes and I was completely surprised, she showed up 30 minutes late. So, when a lady shows up or is ready on time I am pleasantly surprised. Also, they seem to drive the most unreliable vehicles. But you gotta love em, beautiful sexy women who will fuck and suck a guy like me as if I were a gorgeous hunk. Yeah, I can learn a little patience for that.

In fact just under half of domestic abuse victims are male abused by women. And I was mostly coming from my experience. When I was in high school I dated a lady who was abusive to me. I wasn't coming from a place of strength or confidence.  

30 minutes late and I will cancel 100% of the time. I just can't waste that much time. My schedule will not allow it, nor frankly will I beg to pay for pussy. 30 minutes with communication 15 minutes without is a hard and fast line with me.

All of the ones that I see do!

It was disheartening to read some of the responses because they are experiences providers and clients have experienced. This topic has come up a few times as a client as well as at strip-clubs. As a client I feel that some of the stereotypes are:

uneducated, unintelligent, uninformed, and most damaged (mentally).

I heard this from a young provider (late 20's) not too long ago....but maybe not.

Don’t give unsolicited advise or establish your own rules how the board works.

You're right about one thing... I don't comprehend why all the hostility... Didn't your mother hug you enough as a child?

It becomes impossible to respond to threads.

Yep, working on my impatience and I can certainly see the old me in your words, that's not at all an insult just an observation.

number 2 in this post is similar to the number 2 that we do in the bathroom.. its total sh!t.

his view is so narrow minded that that just because he can't see the big picture he thinks no one else can either... lol. ok, that was cheesy, but I'm tired.  

Ms. Lovely,
Perhaps he feels because that you are attractive that there is always demands on your time for social affairs and functions.  He also assumes because you are the aforementioned that you are never idle or alone.

Unlike Beyonce... I did not wake up like this!

and truth be told, so am I.  

Fortunately, I haven't had to wait very long for incalls (Russ knocks on wood). But it seems that most out calls I've had to wait. But you are correct, I am used to having to wait for women, I'll take the trade off though. This is a beautiful life, and everything has its challenges.

To those of us who aren't on a tight schedule at least.  

And I'll admit that I have much room to mature further.

who do you wait longer for, hookers or civvie women?

And she tends to run a bit early as well as she hates being late. Yes I do have to wait for her on occasion but she gives me so much more than head. Given I don't wait on people I pay, so I wait more on my civie, but she is worth waiting for. A paid date not so much. I get way, way more from my wife than any paid woman. I get more from my civie.

I haven't seen a civie since my divorce (2011), and honestly see no reason why I would.

So many times, we ARE therapists.