Kryst, as soon as I logged in, I saw that both of my cousins (we call them the Turd Twins at family gatherings) had opened the spigots of spontaneous spooge-splaying and spouted their special blend of bloviating baloney barely blossoming before the blithering buffoons we affectionately call buds.
cousins aww_osp and aww_mp67 have that thing under control. its making more and more everday. problem is those two fuckheads are drinkin more and more everday.
Time to get sister ImaHogg off her fatt ass and get her out there fucking, so we don't lose the farm.
Aww_fuck, What the fuck were you thinking to let either one of them near the still. We're ruined, We're ruined. Oh fuck, I mean Aww_fuck, we are fucking ruined!!!
Aww_yes(you spelled it ah yes)is my two-bit toothless WHORE of a sister who ran away with the Aww_Ringling_Bros._Circus. Have you seen her by chance? My children miss their mother.
Yes, I met her two weeks ago in Virginia. She was working the streets under the name of "Ima Hogg." Not having teeth is a blessing for her because she gives great gum jobs! They'll make your eyes water, your toes curl and cause snot to run out of your nose.
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