I have come to a frightening conclusion.  You make less sense when you are sober!  LOL!  I hope by now you've had a drink!  Oh, yeah, and put some blush on!

Dude,

You don't really think any self respecting women is going to answer your stupid question, do you? What do you do to keep up yourself besides being in a state of a drunken stupor and blabbering?

Posted By: MP67

Yeah, I have a tendency to wake up from a drunken stupor and see some weird-ass shit on TV.

In this case Joan Rivers, who looks like Jack Nicholson's take on the Joker from Batman is pawning off some kinda cream for smooth legs and some hair shit. I don't know....

She used to be a funny broad, but I guess after her husband offed himself, for some reason or other , she went to hocking beauty things....

My deal is, how crazy insane are you ladies as far as keeping up your appearance?

I mean, some of you do the implants. Some do the botox. I'd swear to God that some ladies took a spatula into a vat of WTF ever you call it and slapped it across your face and said 'DONE!'.

I dig a lady that can roll out of bed and MAYBE put a little blush on, some lip gloss, brush her hair, and she's good to go.

To me, that's talent.

She can foresee the rat's nest that's usually inevitable when you make a living on your back, and over-compensate for it.

Tell me I'm full of shit?! lol!

To keep up with my looks but even after all the touch ups I've had, I still look like myself and not too shabby in the morning

Some people call it crazy and insane of how I stay looking young and hot, to me it's common sense. I don't smoke, I don't drink a lot of alcohol and I'm not a sun worshipper, if I want a tan I use the spray on stuff. I get 8 hours of sleep, I eat extremely clean 6 days a week, I allow one cheat day, I drink a shit load of water and I'm a fitness guru.

I'm 38 and not one wrinkle on my face without the help of botox, as for makeup all I wear is some blush and a little mascara. It is a little stressful in this industry to keep your appearance up especially when you're an older woman, but I've learned every man has different tastes in ladies and there's one for everyone

From being crazy about it and this line of work in 05-09 and I regret it still

back when I was more diligent about keeping up my frame size and face I felt better...

Now I am back on that kick finally...


But WILL NEVER do botox.... I would rather have a old fashioned face lift than put poison in me yuck

On my NORMAL days I try to rare hardly any if any makeup at all ... but I do try to keep up my appearance... otherwise our men will complain we let ourselves go and come see a younger skinnier version of what we once were

and had interesting answers.  roll on Mikey, whatever youre doing right is beyond me.  God bless you.

it is still called              BONDO

Posted By: MP67

Yeah, I have a tendency to wake up from a drunken stupor and see some weird-ass shit on TV.

In this case Joan Rivers, who looks like Jack Nicholson's take on the Joker from Batman is pawning off some kinda cream for smooth legs and some hair shit. I don't know....

She used to be a funny broad, but I guess after her husband offed himself, for some reason or other , she went to hocking beauty things....

My deal is, how crazy insane are you ladies as far as keeping up your appearance?

I mean, some of you do the implants. Some do the botox. I'd swear to God that some ladies took a spatula into a vat of WTF ever you call it and slapped it across your face and said 'DONE!'.

I dig a lady that can roll out of bed and MAYBE put a little blush on, some lip gloss, brush her hair, and she's good to go.

To me, that's talent.

She can foresee the rat's nest that's usually inevitable when you make a living on your back, and over-compensate for it.

Tell me I'm full of shit?! lol!

Talent yes, but mostly age

That is one of the benefits of going to bed with very young talent, as I learned to my horror upon waking up in shack just off nitnoy alley in Khorat.  I thought I had gone to bed with a real beauty [actually the norm in Thailand], but what I woke up to had morphed into a hag whose makeup from last night is smeared all over the bed, including me.  Wasn't the last time I ended up making my social selection after serious drinking, and wasn't even my worst experience picking up talent in bars, but it was highly memorable.

That and young girls taste way better than old.  I'm told that our flavors mellow with age, but my diet has also improved immensely since I was in the air force.

If by talent, you mean demonstrating courtesies on a consistent basis, I would argue that it is a choice someone makes to be pleasant, and a learned response.  Talent may include her ability to entertain me on various musical instruments or something her body can do internally to heighten the experience, but her decision to ply me with strawberries dipped in sour cream and brown sugar would imply very thorough  research.

I like to be pretty but i'm also low-maintenance. I like doing different things with my hair (yes weaves, extensions and half-wigs are apart of it), i'm easy on make-up and I like false eyelashes sometimes.

Posted By: MP67

Yeah, I have a tendency to wake up from a drunken stupor and see some weird-ass shit on TV.

In this case Joan Rivers, who looks like Jack Nicholson's take on the Joker from Batman is pawning off some kinda cream for smooth legs and some hair shit. I don't know....

She used to be a funny broad, but I guess after her husband offed himself, for some reason or other , she went to hocking beauty things....

My deal is, how crazy insane are you ladies as far as keeping up your appearance?

I mean, some of you do the implants. Some do the botox. I'd swear to God that some ladies took a spatula into a vat of WTF ever you call it and slapped it across your face and said 'DONE!'.

I dig a lady that can roll out of bed and MAYBE put a little blush on, some lip gloss, brush her hair, and she's good to go.

To me, that's talent.

She can foresee the rat's nest that's usually inevitable when you make a living on your back, and over-compensate for it.

Tell me I'm full of shit?! lol!