My dream is to open a country club that provides escort services.  The rates I am dreaming to charge is $100,000 a year membership.  My goal is to serve the rich and powerful with food, drinks, golfing, and escort services.   I would like to serve men from the White House down to the city council members.  My idea is to contract male and female escort agency to provide escorts to serve the country club members and provide private bed rooms for them to enjoy escort services. Members can contact independent providers to service them at my country club.  
    My dream is to call Alex Jones and pay him to have a protest on the entrance country clubs when there is a big escort event. When Alex Jones and the conspiracy wackos come to protest on the road leading to my country club, I can call the police and the sheriff to guard the entrance of my country club. This is taxpayers money at work to guard my operation. This is so cool because police officers and  sheriff deputies are guarding my escort business on taxpayers expense. My service fee for having Alex Jones to protest will be writern off on the income tax. Maybe, I will find some high power tax lawyers that will find some tax credit for Alex Jones protesting fee and service fees for escorts to do RbGFE on the golf course.  That will be so cool that taxpayers paying for RbGFE on the golf course.
What do you think about a country club that provides escort services?  Will this work?  What do you think?

There was a thread last week about it, which linked this story:
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/fore_play_T32lsEpqMzOt56ZwguVybN

Secondly, are all your escorts going to do BBFS, since we know that is a must for you:
(And make sure they all say "PSE" because that means BBFS according to urban dictionary!)

http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?MessageID=525769&boardID=12&page=#525769

I guess you won't have to compete with the Vegas brothels:

http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?MessageID=532899&boardID=12&page=#532899

But I'm not sure people would pay 100,000 a year for low class escorts:

http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?MessageID=526318&boardID=12&page=#526318

Sadly if everyone in the world becomes escorts I think your country club idea won't make it:

http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?MessageID=529634&boardID=12&page=#529634

But thank you for entertaining our little board

There are many legit country clubs that charge $100k/year.  So that's not even a great price point, if you are looking to compete on any level of quality.

Some other issues:

1.  There is no discretion once you put people together in a place.  You can have people sign non-disclosure agreements, but in reality it doesn't work.

2.  How many escorts are servicing how many men?

3.  How would you even begin to pitch the idea of value to prospective members?  $100k/year means I spend $8333/month, $2083/week, or $298/day.  Why would I pay $100k upfront when I know I could easily drop $300/day and get variety and not be constrained to the rules of a country club and potentially have that info leaked?

On the last note, even if I was to spend $500/day three days a week for the year, that would be $1500/week or $6000/month.  That's only $72k/year and I'm getting a better class of pussy, theoretically, with the world as my oyster.

Sounds like a very, very bad idea to me.

I have a friend toying around with this idea for Memphis. It would run like a normal cigar bar but no alcohol would be served...that allows us to operate 24 hours a day. The "waitresses" would really be escorts whom you could get a private room with for x amount per month. Since you're paying upfront for a membership to the club, no money ever changes hands with the escorts/waitresses. They are paid say a grand a week for 4 nights of work, which would allow them to also pay taxes like a regular employee. If they "choose" to blow a guy in the back, no money ever touches their hands for that service so they are not literally soliciting.

Basically, they are cigar girls who bring you the set up for your drinks, empty your ashtrays, provide you with the cigars you purchase, and blow you in the back when you need to "make a private phone call." The idea was to attract mostly Lawyers, so if the cops did get in you would have every Attorney in the city there to start spouting off the laws lol.

Memberships would be screened of course as we do here, and once we reached a certain number of members, the only way in would be by invite only from another member. Could work...



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Is a notorious time for Wall Street guys to go.  There is a big BBQ festival, but the strippers know that they make more in a weekend there than they do in a month or several months elsewhere.

The old strip club, Platinum Plus, was insane.  I knew of guys who got fucked in the back room, and every girl at least did a topless lapdance where full contact was encouraged.  And more than a few girls walked in with hotel-sized lotion bottles to give handjobs.  And there were girls eating each other out in full view on the main stage.

So if i could work anywhere, Memphis would be it.

But did you mean,  it IT could work, rather than if I could work....

Brother...Brother...Brother....

I shoulda said...

If IT could anywhere, Memphis would be it.

All of the clubs are now bikini bars and nothing else. If you don't serve alcohol, you can actually go totally nude in most areas but that's not the premise here. If I had that much cash laying around, I would invest in a heartbeat.

On that note, if any of you do want to get this thing rolling, I will be your star "waitress" lol.

really think guys would dive into such a thing w/o alcohol. I mean, we guys, need beer for football games, let alone something that involves adult fun. Most guys would be thinking of heavy drinking at such places.  To deny alcohol on such occasions, would be akin to denying a diabetic patient an insulin shot.

Now, whether to drink or not, is a personal decision, and I don't drink at all. But whenever I invite friends over for football parties, my fridge is always full with domestic and imported beer.

I think the business plan has potential, but might not work out w/o alcohol.

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to stay open 24/7 without having to serve food. We charge you for your set up of juice, sprite, etc. but you bring your own alcohol.

Of course we want your ass drunk...more money for us ha ha.


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and yes I know you weren't exactly "encouraging him" lol

This is just the latest in a stream of ridiculous ideas to get rich without going to jail that this putz has floated on the various boards. Just like with most board trolls, i am still hoping that if we just ignore him he will go away. Yeah, i know. lot's of luck with that idea. lol

and for the record, all his ideas are "very, very bad ones"

you're basically going to be running a brothel honey. You can be charged with pandering if you are "housing" rooms for call in escorts. It is one thing to have your girls moonlight as something else, and fk on the grounds, but if you're allowing guys at your club to solicit hookers, big mistake. It is no different than having a house where one does this, and you see how all of those end up...under.

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There is a country club that does what I want to do. It is the Bohemian Grove. There are escorts at the grove that **** the members.
Nothing new under the sun.

I didn't want it to get lost at the bottom. I certainly wasn't trying to single you out, I just wanted to get it out there that the OP has stupid ideas like this all the time.

Compared to setting up a "club" where the sole objective is to get laid.

And I said before, your numbers really don't work at all.  For $100k/year and being committed to whatever girls service the guys at the club...it's just too restrictive.  I could save $30k seeing three $500/hour girls a week and not be subject to whatever stable of girls is at the club.

Not to mention not having my name associated with a known sex club...which is a savings of "priceless."

Once you flat out say it's a sex club, you lose half your high roller client base, because they don't want to be seen by others there. No one ever goes to the swinger's clubs in my area except fkin losers lol. The high end guys and hot chicks are on the internet doing this crap in private.

Wonderful idea otherwise.

I am just fantasizing; I will not tell you if I am going to do it. Men with big money will go for the $100K because they know they can get away.  If they see a provider outside of the club, they risk getting caught. Before I open up, I need to make sure that politicians from Washington D.C. to the local city council are my members.  My club can work if I have it on the East Coast because politicians from Washington D.C. do not have to travel that far to get served.  I dream of a club that acts like a second Bohemian grove but it is closer to Washington D.C. so the politicians can use it as a weekend hangout.  I hope to be near Camp David where the President can fly in for his vacation. I am hoping to contract with male and female escort agencies to supply the club with escorts. Some men are gay and would like to see a male escort. I also would staff my club with masseuses that give great backrubs.