I Have A Repetitious Question I Would Like To Ask Repeatedly...

Last week while I was preparing to take my monthly bath, in preparation for my weekly visit to my CL posting ATF, a down-on-her-luck astro-physicist who was abused by her evil step-father, who I think I am falling in love with,(but can I really be in love with a woman with fake boobs?) I noticed that the hair on my balls was getting very long and matted from lack of maintenance.  

So I took a double dose of Viagra to get my comically oversized cock erect to make shaving easier.  As I held it to the side by pulling on the piercing that transects the tattooed head of my cock, so I could shave my scrotum with a dull spoon, I accidently cut myself and it made me think.  

Can I get an STD from an unclean spoon while shaving?  And if prostitution were legalized, would my ATF still enjoy her work – with or without the tipping?  Would I still be required to buy my custom order Jumbo XL Magnum Condoms, or would the government supply them for me?  And last, but not least, would I be able to declare the stated gift rate as a tax deduction even if I negotiated a discount because I am such a great lover and give her so many orgasms that she feels she owes me something?

These are important questions and I need some answers.


Oh Yeah...Before I Forget...One Last Thing...what does GFE stand for and what specific services are always included?


Hobbying-101...This is all for you...LOL.





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Change your known alias to another alias.  Something cute.  Something clever-clever.

Just one.

But it's the same post over and over and over and ....

and yet a bad boy too.  I am convinced you have a penis and a switchblade comb.

you know, because of the big dick and great lover stuff.

Baby, You know you like it!

Cuz Mom doesn't like to take chances.

Now that was funny. A g0od read indeed.
I am still chuckeling.

a tax deduction! LOL so maddy could be a 501 c..
gotta love it.

maddy

that either idolizes her in a fashion she could never keep up with (10/10), or give her a 5/2 so no one else will want her and you can have her all to yourself?

Oh,Oh, and will you forget to use spell check when you do it and fill it with typos and poor grammar?

Inquiring minds want to know!

receive and that se does not offer.  I will oversell both her looks and performance and I will also build expectations to unreal and impossible to fulfill levels.

I will also enhance my performance to near God-like levels.

And of course I will reveal personal and revealing information about her and her incall location as well.

You Know, typical stuff really.






God I hope everybody realizes this is a joke...of course I am using an alias that no one will ever figure out...so I should be okay...LOL.

But if the real Terrev finds out you're using his handle he will be so pissed. LOL

See the GD board needed this.

BBxxx

desperately needs to get laid!

What a poor miserable bastard!

LOL!

I'm trying to keep the cougar population under control.  Can you only imagine how busy I am?

On the hunt for cougars, naughty kitties.

CP

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-- Modified on 4/10/2008 12:29:45 PM

just terrible
fun is fun

but wtf-
Terrev is one of the sweetest hobby boys around !!