that she is still on vacation "until things calm down." Was she referring to you? You obviously do not enjoy any kind of favored status with her, or you would not be stuck on 78 for four months that she has been off. Just one of a number of things that don't add up about your various claims.
There's always lots to complain about--from inflationary prices (here and IRL), BSC providers flaming out on the boards, bait and switch, fake reviews, you name it. I like to take a moment every now and then and smell the roses. Or in my case, the pussy.
Just a couple of days ago I met a new provider. She was quite reluctant at first to let me DATY. 10 or 15 minutes later (with her helping by rubbing her clit), a puddle was forming on the bed. A few minutes after that we were in the middle of a delightful, passionate fuck that felt like sex with a girlfriend. My point isn't about how great a lover I am; it's that the universe isn't all shit sandwiches. I was truly happy in that moment--or series of moments. So, shit sandwiches aside for a moment, here's to a universe that can still make a jaded old fart happy for an hour or so.
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