if brothels were installed in Conggress

how would you tell the difference?

Kids aren't allowed in a casino

begin rant:

... you just punched one of my hot buttons... "why doesn't someone think of the children" children have no place in a casino... the California fruits and nuts moved to Nevada and crammed through a resolution banning smoking in bars because "children shouldn't be subjected to second hand smoke".. children have no place in a bar... (I was the son of a barfly if you wonder where I'm coming from)

End rant:

...hardly a strip club at all.

and if there are no lap dances, what do you suppose they do in the VIP room?!  

and Mr. Fisher, just remember "there's no sex in the champagne room!"  EVER!

Unless, you are the incredible BSD!