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Depends.  If you're 20-years-old, get hard in ten seconds at the sight of a cubic millimeter of cleavage, and have to jack off twice in an hour and a half to get rid of it, you should abstain from masturbation for about five minutes.  Try not to do it on the way to the session while driving, as you may cause an accident, especially since you won't be wearing your seatbelt.

BTW, I've been there. :-)

Well, not quite "there," but I was close.

:-) If you're at middle age, abstain from jacking off for two weeks and take 200mg of viagra everyday.  By the time you see her, you'll be ready.

:-) Now, that's not to say I've ever been there...

Chicken Choker5506 reads

How long in advance of an appointment with a provider do you abstain from masturbation?

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BRHa4125 reads

I abstain @ least 5 minutes before seeing a provider

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willia4703 reads

ROFLMAO!!

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aj6605678 reads

not very long. If you masturbate a few hours before, then you'll last much longer.

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Turkana4880 reads

If you're asking how long you refrain from ejaculating before seeing a provider in order to make sure you'll get it up and/or get it off, my experience and advice is this:  if she's the right provider for you and is doing her job, it ain't gonna matter.  She should be able to get you going, keep you going, and get you there.  

And, if she's really a lady of class and style, she'll want you to masturbate for her.

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zinaval2586 reads

Depends.  If you're 20-years-old, get hard in ten seconds at the sight of a cubic millimeter of cleavage, and have to jack off twice in an hour and a half to get rid of it, you should abstain from masturbation for about five minutes.  Try not to do it on the way to the session while driving, as you may cause an accident, especially since you won't be wearing your seatbelt.

BTW, I've been there. :-)

Well, not quite "there," but I was close.

:-) If you're at middle age, abstain from jacking off for two weeks and take 200mg of viagra everyday.  By the time you see her, you'll be ready.

:-) Now, that's not to say I've ever been there...

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Foodyguy3053 reads

I never masturbate in the elevator on the way up to the room.

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VonRyan3577 reads

about 45 minutes before the action commences....

take a half a tab(50Mg) of Viagra...33 MG is cool also...followed by (2) 9 ounce
glasses of Vanilla egg cream(seltzer((club soda)),vanilla syrup,and light cream or milk)...(sprinkle some hot red pepper in the first glass)(you'll need the second glass to wash it down)...

not only will you get an initial tremendous belch...but Big Jim will erupt like Mount St. Helens...You'll double your pleasure...for sure

WARNING: Please be sure you are not allergic to any of the above ingredients,have a Dr's prescription for Viagra,
...and of course be sure to warn your partner about the hot "Lava".

Cheers!


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WonderingAbout This13707 reads

ingredients?

Thanks, sounds like fun.

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VonRyan4003 reads

Don't wonder about it...lol..just do it

use your own judgement...be your own best chef and get those creative juices flowing...the more red pepper ...the hotter the lava...but be careful don't want it to erupt out your dupa...lol...the more milk...the less fizzy....

the syrup...at least 2.5 ounces...

When you belch...make sure no one is less than 6 feet away...
and if you put too much red pepper...the belch may set off an unexpected wet skidder attack...

By now,I hope your not taking this stuff too seriously...lol...

Cheers!

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yobobbyg2703 reads

The longer you wait the more cum is saved thus a better orgasim, I wait up to three weeks b/4 and it's awsome...

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