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coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 1735 reads
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There are so many losers with women among our millennials.  From my own observations and PM's with millennials here on TER, I have to agree with most of this. It also accounts for the large numbers of millennial women who are pairing up with guys 20-30 years older than them, including the rampant rise in he number of girls entering the sugar bowl.  

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GaGambler 140 reads
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2 / 14

Not that I would EVER act like such a loser, but that kind of attitude and behavior sets the bar so much lower for me when seeing women in their twenties who are used to dating guys their own age.  It's amazing how far what used to be considered ordinary good manners and the willingness to pick up a dinner check without whining about how expensive it was will take you with a girl who has been dating these kind of losers.

 
So for all you tightwads, cheapskates and moochers (you know who you are) out there, PLEASE keep up the good work, It makes for so much more pussy for me. lol

mrfisher 115 Reviews 105 reads
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3 / 14

just making the gal have to look at your face used to be the only cost incurred.

Watch as Groucho demonstrates:

GaGambler 122 reads
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4 / 14

NINE Dollars and Forty Cents, What an OUTRAGE!!!

 
I bet only you and Jake can remember back that far. lol

mrfisher 115 Reviews 137 reads
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5 / 14

came with a happy meal toy.

But you're right, Jake and I are the only ones that remember that far back, assuming of course that Jake can remember anything these days.  

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 110 reads
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6 / 14

nothing but good news for older guys like us.  Only a minority of young men understand how gentlemanly conduct and good manners can pay off big in the future.  

GaGambler 135 reads
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7 / 14

Sometimes I think Jake has forgotten the first sentence of each post he writes long before he has even started his last sentence.

 
I would say "A mind is a terrible thing to waste", but it's arguable if he was ever playing with a full deck. After all, ANYONE who would claim either one of us as a friend, much less both of us, can't really lay claim to being the sharpest knife in the drawer.

JakeFromStateFarm 132 reads
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8 / 14

it would be VERY appropriate for GaGa. I invented it as an idea for McDonald's as something to give a really bad child. Sort of the Mickey D's equivalent of a lump of coal in the stocking, thus perfect for bad children like GaGa. It consists of a cold hamburger with nothing on it, a bag of cold, wilted french fries and a broken toy.
Did I tell you I am also the inventor of Mental Floss? Just imagine how that works.
GaGa could used a gross of it.

GaGambler 124 reads
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9 / 14

Fuck Mickey and his D's,  

 
Yes, I am a BAD child, and only good children dine at the arches. Bad children like me are found dining at the Y. lol

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 103 reads
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10 / 14

The "HAPPY" meal is punishment enough for a bad child.  Did you ever taste any of the items they put in one of those?

mrfisher 115 Reviews 102 reads
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11 / 14

I raised two striplings and views more happy meals and chicken nuggets during that time than any man should have ever had to endure.

Kids have lousy tastes.

JakeFromStateFarm 126 reads
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12 / 14

that you are in DESPERATE need of Mental Floss.

GaGambler 140 reads
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13 / 14

Is the one in DESPERATE need of mental floss.  

 
I really think you've been spending too much time hanging out with your moochy BFF, you are starting to sound just like him. Now PLEASE roll your eyes for us before waving that white flag high and proud. rofl

JakeFromStateFarm 125 reads
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14 / 14

Should I post instead in Cantonese? Who the hell was trying to "dictate" your "responses?" Not me. I was simply pulling your EXTREMELY large chain. I guess that worked because, once again, you exposed your ignorance.

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