Happy new year all. Thought I would join the effort here this morning. It is cool and dry here and the inside humidity is very low, so static is up. Started early reading and working on setting up something for next week. Did I say the static was up?  Read here, read there, check her schedule, check another schedule. Did I say the static was up? The little soldier was telling me it was time to make room for more coffee so holding my laptop close I started to rise from my chair. ZAP, DAMN,  lightning from the laptop cord struck him on the head and he retreated so far I had to sit to make room for coffee.  
Happy new year all, keep pushing down

... out of your ass.

Looks like you've got a lot of work to do in this area

I mean how often does he ever even try to do so?

I am trying to drink, watch football, AND post here on the board. lol

and yes, I reread your post and that is exactly what you said, my bad.

No reason to make any wholesale changes just because we've started a new year.

He wasn't giving the poster advice on how to pull his head out of his ass. He basically said good luck trying. Who would know better than epsius how hard it is to pull his head out of his ass?

His head is always up his ass, and he diesn't know how to get it out! Telling someone else "good luck trying to get your head out of your ass" is not giving someone else advice on how to do it. Anyway, if I have to keep explaining myself, it's not funny anymore.

(only because football doesn't happen everyday), throw in fucking a hooker, and isn't that every day scenario for you?

... if none of them can't figure out what my post means, then they are dumber than they are letting on.

... because you're in that predicament yourself.  

Right next to his prostate. The man penis Is usually referred To as a mans Main Head.

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... and Tomorrow is pay day.

If it would make it advance as fast as the retreat it would be dangerous. Just a little fun from my temporary pain.