My wife was a real bitch fugly.
in fact heres hur picture to pruve it

how did you'll get started hobbyin?
was yorn wife a hag?
tell me now after seein me wife wood
you bang that skuz ever day?

maybe youuns can share yur pictures
of yoor wife

I've got a young buddy in his 20's who has a hor wife who is sooooooo incredible. She has separated from him because he won't give her enough sex.

I'm close friends with both, she's like my little sister. She has spent hours talking to me about it and wants me to try to steer him in the right direction so they can get back together.

It takes all my willpower and integrity to stay on course!


HalfHour

HirogensMom.  Is that really you, Mom?  Where's the little nipper?

My wife won't fuck or blow me as much as I need it

Posted it before, go to attached link for details.

if you made an alias just to make a smart ass reply to him.

DA

..Don't know if she's legal'r'not tho'.. d;^)  Schneeks..

Drunk, if you can imagine, and flirting with ladies along the way. There was this one. Young black lady. Fucking gorgeous. Beautiful face, killer fucking body. Had to be early 20's.

Anyway, we were walking and talking, agreed on a price and jumped in a cab to the hotel I was staying leaving my buddy behind, lol!

Gave her the funds, fucked, and she split. How cool is that! I got hooked.

Funny thing happened after that, though. Some of the ladies I've been with since I've had the pleasure of being friends with. They weren't just 'playthings'. They were, are, human beings and have enriched my life by knowing them.

Doesn't hurt my feelings in the slightest bit when one calls, texts, emails, or PMs out of the blue.

Marketing ploy? I seriously doubt it. They know I know where my bread is buttered and treat me accordingly...

Actually, DA, I like to have my ass worshipped.  Just not as much as I like my dick worshipped (as it was this evening at a M&G).  I just prefer it be a woman who's doing it.  I'm pretty sure the alias in question is, in fact, a woman (or at least a woman wannabe) so it's probably OK.  But thanks for the thought.
PS: Several asshats have created an alias like this, just for me.  And, yes, I am very flattered when they do it.  It makes me feel so special.  Aliases are fun.  I have a ton of them.  As you know, I created one in your honor.  I must think up another soon.

Because it's worth it.  I speak from much experience.