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Best advice I ever got was from a working girl
captjsparrow 3084 reads
posted
1 / 31
Best advice I ever got was from a working girl

Years ago, I had two women in my life. One was tall, beautiful, slender, very intelligent and incredible in bed. She was also deceptive and emotionally volatile. The other lady was average looking, very sweet, genuinely loved me, was compatible, not nearly as sexy and also was intelligent. She was trustworthy and never had a meltdown. Both women were in love with me. I couldn't keep seeing both without losing both.  

One night, whilst out of town, after dinner and a couple of drinks, depressed, I called an agency wanting company. and they sent over a young country girl in her 20's. After the sex was over, I still had time on the clock. I told her my tale of woe, explaining that I had great passion with one, but little trust. I also told her there was much less passion with the second, but deep trust and a strong emotional connection. She lay there on her side, nude, looked deep into my eyes and said "passion fades". She also told me that it was really a no brainer and that I should drop the emotionally volatile woman and stay with the other one. She said that if I continued trying to juggle both, I wouldn't have either "the rope or the goat".

I followed her advice and have never regretted it. Regardless of her youth, she had tremendous insight and in retrospect, her advice had a huge positive impact on my life.

If you are still in the business and are reading this, Thank you!

Panthera12 1368 reads
posted
2 / 31
I could have given you better advice for free

Don't get into relationships with hookers. Yours is a sad case when you have to hire a 20 year old hooker to help you chose which of the other hookers to have a relationship with.  

With a little common sense you wouldn't have needed any advice.  

Today's advice.......Stay away from the barn.

hbyist+truth=;( 1372 reads
posted
3 / 31
That's what you got?

First he did not say the two women were hookers. Next he did not explicitly hire a 20 year hooker just to ask her advice, he hired her fuck his brains out and part of the convo after he posed the dilemma

BigBoyPants 5 Reviews 1180 reads
posted
4 / 31
Re: That's what you got?

A 20 year hooker?

Now I am confused.....  I thought he said she was young?
Posted By: hbyist+truth=;(
First he did not say the two women were hookers. Next he did not explicitly hire a 20 year hooker just to ask her advice, he hired her fuck his brains out and part of the convo after he posed the dilemma.  
   
 

LucasHood 1194 reads
posted
5 / 31
Re: That's what you got?

Why are you always so angry?

Posted By: hbyist+truth=;(
First he did not say the two women were hookers. Next he did not explicitly hire a 20 year hooker just to ask her advice, he hired her fuck his brains out and part of the convo after he posed the dilemma.  
   
 

Jstgttnstrtd 18 Reviews 996 reads
posted
6 / 31
huh? Oh wait, I think I got it


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JackDunphy 1064 reads
posted
7 / 31
Not sure what's going on around here lately...

I am reading posts wrong, Panthera is reading posts wrong, you took my back over the weekend w/Tobi, bizarre thread about auditioning/advertising, the OP of that thread stalking you...ugh.

Maybe one too many extra days in the long weekend? I usually start drinking Friday nite and stop sometime mid-Sunday, but this w/e I drank right thru late Monday evening. LOL  

Maybe a little "hair of the dog" is all that is needed to restore my a-hole reputation and laser-like focus.

I'll keep you posted.

Panthera12 1079 reads
posted
8 / 31
No shit Sherlock

There was no mention of a barn either, dummy. Of course he didn't hire a 20 year old hooker for her brain. No one does that.

MarkusKetterman 150 Reviews 996 reads
posted
9 / 31
it is good advice - besides.....

if you are going to be with someone long term,  personality and chemistry is more important than appearance per se -   and if someone has issues that they cannot control, you are only asking for trouble...      

besides you can always be with the average looking sweet lady and screw 20 year olds on the side.....

Panthera12 1207 reads
posted
10 / 31
I am just putting my spin

the OP, but hbyist+truth=gospel still hasn't figured that out yet.  

I wouldn't do the hair of the dog. Try a cold shower and some Gatorade.    

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Jacque_Jenesais See my TER Reviews 913 reads
posted
11 / 31
You should stop dating both and tell them both they're not good enough.

...instead of moving them both around like chess pieces.

if you are fucking one and thinking about the other - not for you. And she'll know in a millisecond when you start saying little things about her body, comparing her to other people, etc. which will make her feel tiny next to you and your amazing looking women you 'could' have.

Wait another 50 years and find the right woman or accept that you're hard to please.

i love it when I'm dating a guy and he continually talks about all the hot women he's been with. yuck.

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AnotherDonJohn 766 reads
posted
12 / 31
Hear hear! :) eom

Posted By: Panthera12
There was no mention of a barn either, dummy. Of course he didn't hire a 20 year old hooker for her brain. No one does that.

GaGambler 1060 reads
posted
13 / 31
No offense, but if her advice was so fucking good WTF are you doing here?

So I suppose you took her advice, stayed with the woman that didn't really 'light your fire" and instead of living happily ever after, you find yourself baring your soul to members of an anonymous internet fuck board. Yes, really good advice IMO.

I guess it's no wonder that you are posting this from behind an alias, Nothing says "I found the woman of my dreams" like a hundred reviews on a fuck board.

Don't get me wrong, I don't see anything wrong with fucking hookers. It's actually one of my favorite pastimes, but I don't claim to have found my "soul mate" either. I guess all this "trust" that you are talking about is only a one way street, or do you have an "open" relationship that allows her to get a little "strange" when she wants to as well?

BTW "Whilst" is a term trademarked by HTG, you owe her a royalty for using it here.

perfectstorm 19 Reviews 943 reads
posted
14 / 31
+1. My thoughts exactly. EOM


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Blowing Chunks 1197 reads
posted
15 / 31
Passion fades, so does being with one girl too long.

Have you asked yourself why you need to choose one or the other? Do you implicitly believe in monogamy or are you more free about that?  

Just find you a girl who's cool with you screwing around with another girl.  Problem solved.  :D  

No right answer exists,  if you really think about it. The only right answers cum from the path you "think" is the correct one.

89Springer 817 reads
posted
16 / 31
My parents

I'm not going to get into the whole question of seeing a provider while seeing two other women, and trying to decide between them. But I will make a comparison between my marriage and that of my parents, as the comparison relates to the OP.

My mother was a plain woman, even in her youth. I know every guy and probably girl can't picture their mothers or fathers having sex, but in my mother's case, I think anyone who knew her would agree that she wasn't a sexual creature. I don't want to go into much more, as it's just not appropriate. Just take my word for it.

My dad definitely had a sex drive, even into his 80's. I would bet everything I own that he was never, ever unfaithful to her. Whatever they lacked in sex, they made up for in love of another kind. I've never seen two people more in love than they were. When my dad passed, they had just had their 74th wedding anniversary, and were still very much in love.

I married a young woman who was hot, and who had an incredible sex drive. I'd put her up against most providers for drive, looks, and performance. I loved her very much, but over the years her looks faded, and menopause finally did in almost all of her remaining sex drive. Without the physical beauty and without the sex, she was less to me than she'd been before. That wasn't the reason for our divorce, but the divorce was more likely because of the sex factor. Our marriage just wasn't of the same caliber as that of my parents.

I often think I should have married a woman like my mother, but it was never in me. I needed the hotness, and I needed the sex. Maybe I'm shallow. Who knows? What I do know is that my father had a richer life because of his choice than I've had and will continue to have with my choice.

Take that for what it's worth

AnotherDonJohn 793 reads
posted
17 / 31
Did you try emailing this mythical safe provider?

Nice one TW! I also express my love for my SOs by effing hookers...

Posted By: captjsparrow
Years ago, I had two women in my life. One was tall, beautiful, slender, very intelligent and incredible in bed. She was also deceptive and emotionally volatile. The other lady was average looking, very sweet, genuinely loved me, was compatible, not nearly as sexy and also was intelligent. She was trustworthy and never had a meltdown. Both women were in love with me. I couldn't keep seeing both without losing both.  
   
 One night, whilst out of town, after dinner and a couple of drinks, depressed, I called an agency wanting company. and they sent over a young country girl in her 20's. After the sex was over, I still had time on the clock. I told her my tale of woe, explaining that I had great passion with one, but little trust. I also told her there was much less passion with the second, but deep trust and a strong emotional connection. She lay there on her side, nude, looked deep into my eyes and said "passion fades". She also told me that it was really a no brainer and that I should drop the emotionally volatile woman and stay with the other one. She said that if I continued trying to juggle both, I wouldn't have either "the rope or the goat".  
   
 I followed her advice and have never regretted it. Regardless of her youth, she had tremendous insight and in retrospect, her advice had a huge positive impact on my life.  
   
 If you are still in the business and are reading this, Thank you!

mrfisher 111 Reviews 892 reads
posted
18 / 31
In my case, I ended up with the goat....

(And wished I had a rope.8o)

Blowing Chunks 1001 reads
posted
19 / 31
There's only one thing I can say about that...

"mehhhh"   lol

hbyist+truth=;( 984 reads
posted
20 / 31
Isn't that what you eluded to?

That he hired a 20 year old hooker to ask advice? That was your take fool.

hbyist+truth=;( 940 reads
posted
21 / 31
What's to figure out?

You're a tool.

FoxyNC See my TER Reviews 853 reads
posted
22 / 31
+1 for honesty. Good analogy... -eom-


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hbyist+truth=;( 900 reads
posted
23 / 31
You call that angry?

Mucous, I guess you just don't get it. I am too busy right now to deal with silly little boys wondering why hookers (me this time) are "so angry" when most of the smart guys can see the fun in this as much as I do. Do yourself a favor and quit worrying about the hookers state of mind on a fuck board. All that counts is the hooker act like she gives a shit when you meet her.  

 
I am not being paid to kiss ass here, I stir shit, have a few laughs, very simple.

hbyist+truth=;( 847 reads
posted
24 / 31
That's your excuse for bad reading comprehension. e.


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LucasHood 988 reads
posted
25 / 31
Re: You call that angry?

Easy to do when one I'd BSC, broke and an eternal manhater I guess.  

Posted By: hbyist+truth=;(
Mucous, I guess you just don't get it. I am too busy right now to deal with silly little boys wondering why hookers (me this time) are "so angry" when most of the smart guys can see the fun in this as much as I do. Do yourself a favor and quit worrying about the hookers state of mind on a fuck board. All that counts is the hooker act like she gives a shit when you meet her.  
   
   
 I am not being paid to kiss ass here, I stir shit, have a few laughs, very simple.

LucasHood 1007 reads
posted
26 / 31
Re: Isn't that what you eluded to?

Why don't yiu stfu no one gives a rats ass what you think.  

Posted By: hbyist+truth=;(
That he hired a 20 year old hooker to ask advice? That was your take fool.

Jacque_Jenesais See my TER Reviews 1148 reads
posted
27 / 31
Well, well.

You responded, so you give a rat's ass, now don't you? ;)

mrfisher 111 Reviews 934 reads
posted
28 / 31
God'll get ewe! eom


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hbyist+truth=;( 833 reads
posted
29 / 31
Wow angry little fucker isn't he.

You'd a thought I just stepped on his nuts. Yeah he had better get used to me as I am going nowhere. He can always put me on ignore like the rest of preschoolers who can't deal.

hbyist+truth=;( 837 reads
posted
30 / 31
BSC yes, a man hater, yes and I have the tank top

But broke no. Anything else Douchy McBag?

Still a rank amateur. gots to lift your game Scooby Doo.

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Jacque_Jenesais See my TER Reviews 1130 reads
posted
31 / 31
You have a fan club

Remember, traits seen in children are more obvious traits that simply show human nature.

If a boy likes you, he pokes fun at you ;)

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