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You should have celebrated the text with another shot of Hennesey....
mrfisher 112 Reviews 252 reads
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I have a hunch that the bartender knew what you were waiting for and was screwing with you.

In any case, I doubt he put a gun to your head like James Mason did to Cary Grant in North by Northwest.

Next time you see the BT, ask him:  "Poured any good drunks today?"

Nice story for the "All's well that ends well." department.

SomeDumDrunkAsianGuy1634 reads

Due to a time mix-up I got to the hotel an entire hour early. Bartender decides to show me a little of his 'love' and tops off my 3rd glass of Hennesey (hard liquor) to the very friggin brim, when he normally only filled the first two to about 1/4th the glass.

Well, I tipped the guy well to reciprocate... but was very drunk within just 25 minutes. So drunk that my face was red, heart pounding, blood shot eyes. Worse, I had only 35 minutes left to metabolize the hard liquor I've just happily consumed.

At the appt time, luckily, the lady TXT me that she's needs more time to get ready. What a welcoming txt! :) because now I had an additional half hour more to sober up. Was still buzzed by the time she came down but I was able to pull off the "sober-look" by then. We went out for a bit and had a lot of fun the rest of the evening.  

That bartender almost ruined my evening after showing me his 'love', but a girl telling me she's gonna be late is sometimes a VERY VERY welcoming news.... as if the cavalry had arrived to save me. lol

I have a hunch that the bartender knew what you were waiting for and was screwing with you.

In any case, I doubt he put a gun to your head like James Mason did to Cary Grant in North by Northwest.

Next time you see the BT, ask him:  "Poured any good drunks today?"

Nice story for the "All's well that ends well." department.

Posted By: mrfisher
I have a hunch that the bartender knew what you were waiting for and was screwing with you.
I have the utmost respect for mrfisher and his contributions to the boards but I have to disagree with him for the second time this week.

I often read comments here such as "Never talk on your phone in the hotel lobby. It's a dead give away that you're headed upstairs for an illicit affair." Boy, oh boy! I can't believe the huge number of hobbyists in the hotels that I visit. People talking on cell phones all the time. And the women on their phones get me all excited thinking about the FF or MFF action about to go down. Rufffff!

I also read here about pineapple juice and its affect on the taste of things. Even though the juice companies don't exploit that point in their ads, I just know that every time I see some guy walking down the street sipping (or chugging) a can or bottle of pineapple juice that his meeting with a NQNS gal can't be too far off. I'm not sure that I have an explanation for women drinking pineapple juice but it still gets me hot! On the other hand, when I see a little kid sipping a mini-can of pineapple juice my first impulse is to call the police or child welfare services and have his parents arrested for contributing to the delinquency of a minor. Not only that, it suggests that the child is going bareback which means that they are also putting their child's health at risk.

I see lots of people drinking alone at hotel bars. I didn't realize they were all fellow hobbyists. But now I'm confused because I sometimes even see myself drinking alone, in the mirror, even when I am NOT there for a session. Is there any possible explanation???

Maybe mrfisher meant the bartender guessed "sex" or even "civvie date" [as opposed to "meeting the guys at the bar before heading to the baseball game"] and not necessarily "P4P".

you're probably right on all counts but something tells me mr.fisher wasn't expecting a response in the length of a phd dissertation ....
going at lengths to disagree with him. lol

I'm pretty sure it was more being facetious than a deeply serious response :)

Ah, go and click the link.

but I confess to waiting at the coffee shop down the street & checking my phone pretty often.  I DO often make my second call from the coffee parking...  just to be discreet.  The BT might have guessed a liazon was in the works (civie or pro?) but presumeably would not know your limits.   For this reason, I stick with iced tea prior to the event...  then I just have to know where the men's room is!  LOL!!

I know the wicked things you do with farm animals, and I wasn't going to let you corrupt that poor girl's mind with the despicable things that plague your warped sense of what is 'sexy'.

You should be ashamed of yourself, Mr.SDDAG. Just because you let calves suckle on your 'winky' doesn't mean other people get off on that sort of behaviour.

You give the old saying 'kinky is using a feather, perverted is using the whole chicken' a very disturbing new meaning.

Good day, Mr.SDDAG. I said good day!

;)

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