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Deposit2 1897 reads
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How do providers deposit all that money in the bank? (without getting busted for tax evasion, that is). Of course aliases are welcome.

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Bostonguy57512 reads

Most of the girls I've known pay taxes.  If you provide as your only job and never show any income it's pretty much impossible to get credit of any substantial amount.

If you work a real job and provide on the side it's obviously much easier to conceal the income. If I remember, banks only have to report deposits of 10,000 or over.

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HandR-Followme-Block623 reads

None of your business.


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OldTraveler527 reads

since some alias posts the seemingly obligatory snide comment about how filty rich all providers are and how none of them pay taxes.

A quick search would probably find many threads on this topic, with likely the same guys wanting the world to believe most ladies are multi-millionare tax cheats.  I hate to disapoint you but most ladies do not take a shopping bag full of Wilsons to the bank each week.

I wonder why the same folks do not start so many threads about how every guy paying for providers takes it off as an illegal business write-off?

I really do think there are a few posters who work very, very hard at sounding dumb.


Posted By: Deposit2
How do providers deposit all that money in the bank? (without getting busted for tax evasion, that is). Of course aliases are welcome.

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HandR-Followme-Block392 reads

Take a shopping bag full of wilsons to the bank.
The ladies always carry it in a Gucci Attache case.


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enough_already415 reads

Bring all the cash in a wheelbarrow late at night after the bank closes.

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Deposit2364 reads

Many easily make $2,000 a week. That's rich in my opinion.

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HandR-Followme-Block386 reads

The ladies have expenses.


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OldTraveler393 reads

Even so, most do not ave $2K/week.

After work expenses and living expenses that leave a small enough amount that it raises no flags.

And most I know do pay taxes, so no one cares.

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GaGamblerssmarterbrother466 reads

Or at least find a cheaper hobby. lol

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scoed446 reads

An income twice what most people make is rich. 100K is more than twice the median income. Just because you and I make quite a bit more does not mean it is not a large income. I do agree this is a rich mans hobby as the poor can't afford to pay anyone $300 an hour.

Income, Expenditures, Poverty, & Wealth: Household Income
http://www.census.gov/compendia/statab/cats/income_expenditures_poverty_wealth/household_income.html

Now here is a photo of Carolina from thelifeerotic.com as I was a buzz kill.

Related Link: Money Income of Households—Distribution by Income Level and Selected Characteristics: 2009

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GaGamblerssmarterbrother373 reads

It might be twice the national average, but it's far from rich.

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Little Phil332 reads

Are they greedy banker millionaires or billionaires with corporate jets that won't pay their fair share?  If so, they're rich.  If not, they're just folks.  You should know that by now from all your days on "that" board.  The real question is, does occasional use of the TER corporate jet count, or are we just peeking in the windows of the rich folks?

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scoed394 reads

You ask almost anyone in Somalia about the lifestyle of the poorest of Americans and they would honestly say they are rich. You ask the poorest of Americans if they are rich they would say no the guy making $100K is rich. Ask the guy making $100K is rich he would say no the guy making 1 million a year is rich. I know guys that claim not to be rich making over a million a year. It is rare anyone considers themselves rich even when they are because there is always someone richer. People rarely see how blessed they are.

I was raised dirt poor. (Unless you ask a Somalian) There was times I have done desperate things just to eat. Even though I make quite a bit more than most you truly wealthy when you need not worry about where your next meal is coming from. I learned this from not knowing where my next meal was coming from. $100K is rich. It just doesn't seem like it because there those in view that make quite a bit more than that. You never make enough money no matter how much you make. That is just human nature.

I doubt we will ever see eye to eye on this as we clearly have different perspectives. You are right very few making $100k a year thinks they are rich. This goes double for grossly over priced places like New York or Los Angles. But many making quite a bit less would disagree.

I do think you need to be rich to hobby without a great deal of sacrifice. This is a very expensive game. I would not dream of spending a dime on this hobby if I made less than 100K. This is a rich mans game.

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inicky46379 reads

where you live.  A Somali making $45K a year is rich.  A New Yorker making $100K is not.  Plus, a Somali with that much money doesn't need to hobby, as he can afford several wives if he wants variety.

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GaGamblerssmarterbrother353 reads

We are having a discussion on a fuck board, where virtually every man on this board not only can, but has and does pay women several hundred dollars an hour simply to have casual sex with him and virtually every woman on this board makes several hundred dollars an hour at her given occupation.

Those facts should not be in dispute. So given that this is the venue where the poster claims that "two thousand dollars a week is rich" I rightfully call BULLSHIT!!!

If we were on a forum where single mothers discuss how best to budget for child care and what is the best and most affordable public transit, you would then have a point, but we are not. So as much as it seems to offend you, on THIS board, and in THIS context $100K a year is not rich. AGREED???

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scoed405 reads

Most on this board are rich by many people's standard, so it as I have said it is and you agreed relative. You will not impress may here with a 100K income. It is the minimum one should have before hobbying regularly. Ladies that know how to market, budget, and manage their time and business should be able to earn that level of income if they have the looks and skills to match. From a hobby point of view 100K is not rich. I agree in this context, he could have not acted like it was that much money.

Sorry about my rant. I am a bit testy today. I am not in the best of moods at this time. To make it up here is a photo of Marina N., from thelifeerotic.com. I would pay her several hundred an hour for her time which would be spent fornicating.

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GaGamblerssmarterbrother350 reads

and even more rarely try to defend them this long. lol

To make you feel even worse "Marina" looks an awful like the third chica I fucked yesterday. To make things even worse I will tell how much I paid $150,000 COP which translates to about $75 US, I also gave her another $50,000 COP for cab fare and "propena" when she left at well after three this morning. I guess that will explain my good mood. lol

I just love these girls who only "work" a day or two out of the week for extra money. I know I don't deserve to be this happy, but WTF someone has to do it. lol

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MSHSEX312 reads

He doesnt fucking agree with you. Get fucking over it and go fuck more latinagirls ROFL!!!

Posted By: GaGamblerssmarterbrother
and even more rarely try to defend them this long. lol

To make you feel even worse "Marina" looks an awful like the third chica I fucked yesterday. To make things even worse I will tell how much I paid $150,000 COP which translates to about $75 US, I also gave her another $50,000 COP for cab fare and "propena" when she left at well after three this morning. I guess that will explain my good mood. lol

I just love these girls who only "work" a day or two out of the week for extra money. I know I don't deserve to be this happy, but WTF someone has to do it. lol

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scoed360 reads

But do you really need to rub it in that my argument was foolish in this context? They do you need to point out how much more fun with the ladies you are having than I? Do you want know what is really sad? I am in such a down mood I would likely turn down a $75 date with Marina as I don't feel up to it.

Here is a photo to keep this post from being completely lame. It is of Tami A from Met-Art.com.

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GaGamblerssmarterbrother369 reads

and considering the fact I have a hottie on her way to me right now, I would even offer you the pleasure if it would cheer you up. Or take your place if it wouldn't lol

And to think, people call me an asshole. lmao

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MP67297 reads

Gambler, if it makes you feel any better you can call up this local chica and send her over to my place for a couple hours.

I just hope she can turn this frown upside down.  ;)

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GaGamblerssmarterbrother311 reads

and none ofnSunday. hit me back up on Monday. Of course I'll deny the whole thing, and for those wise who think there will still be evidence of this conversation. Think Again suckers. lol

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MP67348 reads

Alright, alright, alright. How 'bout this....

Since I have the resources to get properly fucked-up and forget why I was so down(see, I almost forgot already), send me a pic with the lady of the hour. She can take it while you go down on her, or you can take it while in doggy. Whatever, I don't care.

If I can't indulge myself right now, at least I can be a Peeping Tom.

Whattya think? Hookers cost money, but smiles are free... ;)

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MSHSEX346 reads

And people wud be rite ROFLMFAOLOLOL!!!!

Posted By: GaGamblerssmarterbrother
and considering the fact I have a hottie on her way to me right now, I would even offer you the pleasure if it would cheer you up. Or take your place if it wouldn't lol

And to think, people call me an asshole. lmao

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MP67325 reads

Cuz I'll tellya right now, he can take a joke with the best of them.

But if you insist to keep poking the bear, the bear just might rip your fucking head off in one fell swoop.

I think it'd be funnier than shit! Drinkin' my ass off, watching a headless body flail around, lol!

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MSHSEX285 reads

ROFLMFAO i think that wud be funnier than fucking shit to watch to ROFL!!!!

Posted By: MP67
Cuz I'll tellya right now, he can take a joke with the best of them.

But if you insist to keep poking the bear, the bear just might rip your fucking head off in one fell swoop.

I think it'd be funnier than shit! Drinkin' my ass off, watching a headless body flail around, lol!

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Deposit2325 reads

I agree that it is just normal or low to many around here, but I can tell you that my gross is less than half of that.

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GaGamblerssmarterbrother294 reads

Either work harder, work smarter, or pick a cheaper hobby.

There are many people to whom money means very little and are quite content with their lives without a lot of material success. Then there are people to whom money and material things are quite important, if you are one of the latter, get off your ass and either learn a marketable skill or find a way to turn your current skill set into a more marketable commodity.

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Claudius42310401 reads

They report the income on their tax returns. There is nothing illegal about being an entertainer.

I don't know of any who don't file tax returns.

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Makwa327 reads

The IRS does not care how you earn money.  I does care if you are not paying taxes on your income (what ever the source).  
They can claim something generic like "Independent Contractor".  Keep track of their earnings, and make quarterly tax payments to the IRS.  

As long as they pay the taxes on their income and don't hide income from the IRS, there is nothing to fear.

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JORGE818410 reads

Get a notary license , work as a traveling notary $150 per notary , never audited as to how many times you notarize , busy notary makes about $75K  ,enough to cover most of your cash income

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thisisalloneword1234326 reads

If you're going to lie about your profession, then why pick a lucrative one? I would pick one that earns under 30k/year...

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Hennypennyoungman378 reads

But if the IRS ever starts making shoe stores give reports to them, watch out!

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lbigloser385 reads

Many double as strippers which is tax so there are just good savers in the IRS mined.  
With spending much of her income as cash leaves little left which does not get notice under 10K is usualy not much.
there are many ways to lundering money which I wont get into on here if you need help well I charger 10% plus the commony loser which are 20%

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Dr Who revived334 reads

and all that was returned was:

blah..blah..blah

WTF are you trying to say?  Is this a common language found in any hemisphere on this planet?  I tried all of the language settings on translation programs...but NOTHING!

Oh...sorry.  I just noticed your handle...and it is quite appropriate :(

But you could try:

icantwriteenglish

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Izzy_Nutz305 reads

posts.  Could be Russian Mafia?  American Banker?

We did manage to decipher this one.

Related Link: http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?BoardID=12&SortBy=DateCrea...

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Dr Who revived419 reads

the Rosetta Stone series just for these occassions.

Apparently another $ 500 down the drain.

I would rather have spent that on a gal this weekend...oh wait, I plan on that anyhow :)

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Pattaya729307 reads

Do you speak ENGLISH much?

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keystonekid369 reads

bootlegging, etc.

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MSHSEX305 reads


Thats a fucking retarded comparison ROFLMFAO!!!!! your really comparing a notorieous mob boss to a hooker ROFLOLOL???

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bootlegging, etc.

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thisisalloneword1234363 reads

So what happens when the IRS audits you and finds you are making money from an illegal activity? Some say, put down "entertainer/stripper" as activity? That's not going to fly with any audit since they check all receipts and employment records.

If I were them, I would just pay some minimum tax for a borderline poverty level individual and hide the rest.

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GaGamblerssmarterbrother312 reads

The IRS is not going to care about the legality of your business, they care about getting paid. You have a hell of a lot more to worry about from under reporting your income than you do about the source of it.

One other think advising people to commit a felony on a public forum, even anonymously, is a very bad idea.

The important thing is not "receipts and employment records' if audited, the most important thing is that your stated income is not at odds with your lifestyle and banking records. IOW don't invite the IRS agent to your $750,000 home with your Mercedes parked out front and try to claim your top line income was $35K. Income tax fraud is a felony, and you will go to jail.

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SpeakZtruth312 reads

By having a DBA and  paying taxes on all monies deposited.  The IRS usually does not care how you make your money, they just want their cut! Pay your taxes and keep a low profile, don't be flashy, live within your means ( what you claim, anyway ) that's it. Like any other person, I pay taxes , built a life and lifestyle, I have credit cards, good credit histroy, own property.....the same as any other person working any other job that builds, saves and climbs the perverbial ladder.


Example: Heidi Fliess went down for tax evasion, not promoting sex. The IRS just wants their cut, give it to them and there should be no issues. Oh and get a good accountant!

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