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You left out the all important 20-29 age range
HangingwithBears 451 reads
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What does it mean if a hot twenty-something calls another twenty something adorable?

I can answer that question - it means he'll make a great platonic friend. Lucky dude, just what 20-something guys want, hot female platonic friends, lol.

russbbj2008 reads

So I went to a KFC on Wednesday to get dinner for myself, I order at the drive thru and she says that'll be $8.89 at the window. So I pull up and she says that'll be $8.00 with your 10% discount, I just turned 50 this past October. So either she is clairvoyant or I look older than my age. Oh well, you gotta love AARP discounts even if you don't have to show your card. By the way, I realize the math is wrong, but my receipt said $8.00. Sorry, just had to share

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89Springer517 reads

It's the desperate look in your eyes. ;)

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russbbj447 reads

I have everything I want and nothing that I don't.

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russbbj348 reads

Wow, you're right the math is correct, old age is screwing with my basic mathematics. And I'm a Scientist, oh my. Oh well, I'd never trade youth for wisdom. I'm happier at 50 than I ever was at 25 and I'm having sex (better sex too) with hotter women than I ever have. It's a wonderful life, the hobby.

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Foodyguy451 reads

The NSA gave her your full life's history through the reading of your license plate.

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no_email452 reads

and his provider won't be swallowing his cum, if it tastes like chicken grease and biscuits.

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cspatz364 reads

e is eating KFC. Are you fucking kidding me.

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NeuroticReview449 reads

Many on the top 100 list in their 50s or close to it. Wonder if they will pass along their AARP Senior Citizens savings discounts on to their clients or  finally list their true ages or at least claim they are in the over 45 group. Maybe TER will offer them a 10 percent discount.

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HangingwithBears411 reads

I swear, I just got carded last weekend when I bought some whiskey. Now back in the days when they carded up through say age 26, it never happened but now they're carding through age 40. Do I look 40? I don't think so why the hell am I getting carded?  What a compliment :-)

Don't feel bad Russ, it's really bad when a hot young 20-something calls you "sir".

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JosephineBelle301 reads

Posted By: Polish_Pirate
I swear, I just got carded last weekend when I bought some whiskey. Now back in the days when they carded up through say age 26, it never happened but now they're carding through age 40. Do I look 40? I don't think so why the hell am I getting carded?  What a compliment :-)  
   
 Don't feel bad Russ, it's really bad when a hot young 20-something calls you "sir".

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HangingwithBears460 reads

The first time someone your age called me sir, I almost fell over. It was in my early 30's and my 20-something friend who was with me was laughing her ass off about me being old. The "old' jokes rolled on for years until her 30th b-day party when I got her back big time. Payback's a bitch...

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JosephineBelle294 reads

As a girl with a healthy and not at all daddy-issue-related love of older men, I call a lot of men sir, if I want them to fuck me. I like the exchange of power.  

At least it turns ME on.  

Posted By: Polish_Pirate
The first time someone your age called me sir, I almost fell over. It was in my early 30's and my 20-something friend who was with me was laughing her ass off about me being old. The "old' jokes rolled on for years until her 30th b-day party when I got her back big time. Payback's a bitch...

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HangingwithBears304 reads

And that whole exchange of power thing - very hot :-)

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GaGambler437 reads

I had a friend who was out to lunch with her daughter and grandchildren in the Atlanta area. She ordered a glass of wine with lunch and was refused service because she didn't have her ID with her. Ironically, her 30 year old daughter was served because she did have ID with her.

Until then I always considered it a compliment whenever I got carded, now it's just a pain in the ass.

and whats' worse than being called sir is flirting with a twenty something, thinking you are getting somewhere, and then have her say something along the lines of "you are so adorable, you are just like my father" Instant deflation. lol

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hiddenhills289 reads

and as far as getting carded at grocery stores, that's happened to me in a number of Vegas grocery  and drug stores. I think it's managements instructions, "CARD EVERYONE" no exceptions.  

Finally to the OP, whenever you use your AARP cards for hotel discounts, tell them your over 60, you get a better discount than the youngin's get who are in their 50s.  

Posted By: GaGambler
I had a friend who was out to lunch with her daughter and grandchildren in the Atlanta area. She ordered a glass of wine with lunch and was refused service because she didn't have her ID with her. Ironically, her 30 year old daughter was served because she did have ID with her.  

Until then I always considered it a compliment whenever I got carded, now it's just a pain in the ass.

and whats' worse than being called sir is flirting with a twenty something, thinking you are getting somewhere, and then have her say something along the lines of "you are so adorable, you are just like my father" Instant deflation. lol

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rrasha88342 reads

If a young twenty-something calls you “adorable,” and you are seventeen or under, she means you remind her of her kid brother, 30 to 40 – her uncle, 41 to 55 – her father, 56 to 65 – her grandfather, over 65 – she assumes the only reason you still walk the earth is because you are a vampire.

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LoboGris471 reads

I.... vant..... to.... bite.... your.... neck...
...(in my best Transylvanian accent)

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inicky46328 reads

One of my favorite lines is this one.


-- Modified on 11/30/2013 1:49:00 PM

Related Link: I never drink....wine.

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inicky46348 reads

This one isn't bad either.

Related Link: Children of the night!

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HangingwithBears452 reads

What does it mean if a hot twenty-something calls another twenty something adorable?

I can answer that question - it means he'll make a great platonic friend. Lucky dude, just what 20-something guys want, hot female platonic friends, lol.

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rrasha88358 reads

Adorable is good. Calling him "A nice guy" is the kiss of death.

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HangingwithBears468 reads

I know from experience, I was always the nice guy platonic friend.

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London Rayne333 reads

That's ok if you get the pity blow job on a drunken night bwahahaha. It can work for you, my friend. :)

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HangingwithBears531 reads

Plenty of drunken nights but nothing else, couldn't even steal a kiss when both of us were drunk!

Now of course things are quite different because of the company I keep :-

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