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You know what else is "relatively harmless?"
some-guy 6 Reviews 159 reads
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some-guy927 reads

decided to take "the quiz" to determine just what flavor of stalker I might be.

http://www.gotoquiz.com/what_kind_of_stalker_are_you_1

As my shitty luck would have it, I fall in to the relatively harmless category of "I love you" stalker. So in other words, I'm relatively benign. i.e. The most harm I am likely to do is hug someone to death. Or bother them to death by saying "I love you!" over and over.

I was really hoping to be more of an "edgier" stalker; i.e. Glen Close in Fatal Attraction. Boiling pet rabbits and shit. But no such luck. I guess I'm just sort of vanilla in everything I do. Maybe if I became gay or trannie, that would make me more interesting

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lopaw309 reads

And your efforts to convert me have been seriously slacking, mister :D

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some-guy250 reads

Didn't you get them?

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Squeezetheorem271 reads

"I'm such a terrible person, according to the world. I'm a stalker. Romance is dead. I guess this is what I get for being a chivalrous romantic benign fool. Everybody's turning gay!  Waaah!"  

No worries, I'm sure you can find a provider who is up for some nice "Playing the victim" roleplay. She may even supply the violin. ;)

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some-guy269 reads

He will be in attendance in your absence.

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Squeezetheorem224 reads

Try not to do to much with 'his' dick.  I'd hate to think you were jumping on the homo bandwagon.

Also, you need DNA samples for a voodoo doll to work, I believe. I left plenty with your old lady. :-)

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Squeezetheorem197 reads

Or are you dabbling in gender neutrality?  
Or was it a typo?
Or were you referring to "He" meaning God will be in attendance in my absence?  

If it's that last one, please ask him why he is taking away so many great musicians in 2016

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JackDunphy294 reads

Calling yourself "relatively" harmless would mean you are NOT "totally" harmless.

Epic fail, bro.

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Y2KM900264 reads

the dram

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PenleyDuke218 reads

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