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Since the TER community has decided I am a stalker now ...
some-guy 6 Reviews 926 reads
posted
1 / 15
Since the TER community has decided I am a stalker now ...

decided to take "the quiz" to determine just what flavor of stalker I might be.

http://www.gotoquiz.com/what_kind_of_stalker_are_you_1

As my shitty luck would have it, I fall in to the relatively harmless category of "I love you" stalker. So in other words, I'm relatively benign. i.e. The most harm I am likely to do is hug someone to death. Or bother them to death by saying "I love you!" over and over.

I was really hoping to be more of an "edgier" stalker; i.e. Glen Close in Fatal Attraction. Boiling pet rabbits and shit. But no such luck. I guess I'm just sort of vanilla in everything I do. Maybe if I became gay or trannie, that would make me more interesting

lopaw 29 Reviews 309 reads
posted
2 / 15
When did you reach stalker status? What did I miss?

And your efforts to convert me have been seriously slacking, mister :D

Squeezetheorem 271 reads
posted
3 / 15
It's kind of you to invite us all to your self-pity party.

"I'm such a terrible person, according to the world. I'm a stalker. Romance is dead. I guess this is what I get for being a chivalrous romantic benign fool. Everybody's turning gay!  Waaah!"  

No worries, I'm sure you can find a provider who is up for some nice "Playing the victim" roleplay. She may even supply the violin. ;)

some-guy 6 Reviews 250 reads
posted
4 / 15
I sent you chocolates laced with "straight serum."

Didn't you get them?

-- Modified on 2/17/2016 7:30:48 AM

some-guy 6 Reviews 269 reads
posted
5 / 15
That's okay. I have your voodoo doll.

He will be in attendance in your absence.

-- Modified on 2/17/2016 7:32:48 AM

perfectstorm 19 Reviews 195 reads
posted
6 / 15
Many months ago! You missed a lot. With a renewal a few days ago. EOM


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Squeezetheorem 224 reads
posted
7 / 15
Well, since you have assigned my voodoo doll a male role...

Try not to do to much with 'his' dick.  I'd hate to think you were jumping on the homo bandwagon.

Also, you need DNA samples for a voodoo doll to work, I believe. I left plenty with your old lady. :-)

some-guy 6 Reviews 157 reads
posted
8 / 15
Who says it's a male doll? -eom-


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JackDunphy 294 reads
posted
9 / 15
Chief, you might want to reassess that charachterization of yourself.

Calling yourself "relatively" harmless would mean you are NOT "totally" harmless.

Epic fail, bro.

Squeezetheorem 197 reads
posted
10 / 15
"He" tends to be read as a masculine pronoun, no?

Or are you dabbling in gender neutrality?  
Or was it a typo?
Or were you referring to "He" meaning God will be in attendance in my absence?  

If it's that last one, please ask him why he is taking away so many great musicians in 2016

Y2KM900 15 Reviews 261 reads
posted
11 / 15
Oh

the dram

PenleyDuke See my TER Reviews 215 reads
posted
12 / 15
Re: Oh

☺

lopaw 29 Reviews 155 reads
posted
13 / 15
I guess that "straight serum" is better than "straight semen". -e-


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some-guy 6 Reviews 32 reads
posted
14 / 15
But ...

I can pull my business from anyone I choose, for whatever reason I choose. That's not threatening. That's just being selective of the company I keep. I never asked anyone to change their behavior, and that's where your argument fails.

Nice try though.

some-guy 6 Reviews 158 reads
posted
15 / 15
You know what else is "relatively harmless?"


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