what if i just wanted some young thing to show me around her town? Would she/you be offended? This is about buying time isn't it? i often travel to places i haven't any experience with. why wouldn't a skank take the easy money and show me around the hot spots?

unless you made her wear a dog collar and point to local attractions by raising her leg and pointing.
Don't know why you ask lol.

Lmao!!! Well, for starters, you can always find a non-provider to show you around. If you prefer a provider to do so (maybe u have some wrap up plans) then say what u want....maybe you could negotiate.

....to take you up on your offer.

Well it probably would be OK if you were paying by the hour for every hour they show you around. However, if you want a days worth of site seeing and leisure but only want to pay for an hour or so of time, then you may run into problems...

keep us posted...

And I'll show you around the town for free!

Just meet me at 2am on 125th and broadway.

Oh and if I am running late just wait up.

Make sure to dress well and bring lots of cash in case we need take cabs.

I promise that will be most unforgettable tour of your life.

With an attitude like yours, not to mention your completely disrespectful attitude towards half the human species, showing you around anything would be a lot more than difficult - it'd be agony.  

No woman is going to want your money .....

once a lady I was with stated to me that some dude wanted to purchase hours (like 24 or so) of her time.... She was puzzled and asked me, "why whatever do you think he wants to do?"

some folks!  sheese.

that's what tour guide's are for!  Nasty Rude Dickheads Like You!!  Go spend your money there!  We don't need our bills paid that bad that any of us would ever put up with a low life like you!



By the way - You Sir!  Read this - "Web definitions for skank - filth: any substance considered disgustingly foul or unpleasant -
FROM - wordnetweb.princeton.edu/perl/webwn - Definition in context"



Hmmmm......  I think that sounds like you to a "T"!!

LL

You dddbabe, freaking rule. That's the way to deal with wonderful guys like Jack. He is my most fave client. Wonderful sparkling personality, comes in 2 minutes, small piece and doesn't want to kiss because he likes to leave in his chewing tobacco. All in all it's the best 15 minutes I've ever had with a dude.

Now please don't make me come all the way to NYC and have words with you, young lady!!!! I don't want that gem leaving me for you...

give you a choice. Gummy BJ or toothy. All of our girls are under 25. Shower optional and depending on the fire hydrant.

No thanks, Jack has me wrapped around his stubby finger. Plus sweet cheeks, I prefer to work for myself, but thanks soooo much for the generous offer to work with such a stand up guy such as yourself. Good pimps are hard to come by.

I was going to tempt him with that special tour!


Lina

Only if I can come along too...we can go for coffee and let him see the sights. You'll really like him...

Shitty...oops I mean Schitty, as I affectionately call the big lug, absolutely loves providers. Has so much respect for us. That's why he requested a provider. The dude has a huge heart.

If you are coming to Boston, lemme know and I'll put you in touch with her.

But you will also discover she is absolutely NOT skanky.

Johngaltnh I hope you are joking. I would not introduce him to any lady. There are lots of escorts that do the legal part of escorting like giving tours. They also do the not so legal stuff as well. But a troll like him is not worth anyone's time. Especially if care at all for the escort.

She'd KICK HIS ASS.

She's not a sex escort -- she's a former mercenary.

She's a very attractive lady who just happens to be able to turn 99.9% of humans into compost at will. People never suspect when they meet her; but I've worked with her and seen her in action.

I think taking a tour with her would be a very ... educational ... experience. If he is a nice guy, he'll emerge just fine. Otherwise he'll get a charm-school crash course. LOL

Dang, I love dangerous women.

I'm gettin' horny just thinking about her. Too bad sex is a no-no.

If you find a way to ask nicely and to disguise that you are not the author of this post, probably an easy thing to do.

If you start off with, "Hey you, that's right, the skank over there.  You want to spend the day driving around a hot sweaty car with me?" then the odds of a taker probably go down substantially.

Give me a call! I'll show you all the best hot spots!

We'll start with the factory where mobile homes are made. Why go see the final product? Go to the source! Its better than Disneyworld!

Then we'll head down to Barney's Bar n Grill for some BBQ and suds. (If we go on a Tuesday we can get $2.00 draws and all you can eat hamhocks n beans!)

Then we'll take ourselves out to the local Salvation Army so that you can do a little shopping for me, in appreciation of me being so nice and all about giving you a tour.

And to finish off our little tour, we can either go to the Monster Truck Pull, or out to the local Tough Man fights. Maybe you can even hop in the ring if you want!

Now here's the best part, seein as I ain't gotta put your smegma stick in my mouth, I won't charge ya a penny. I'll just have you make a donation to my implant fund. I only need another $200 and I can get my next tooth implant! Then I'll have 4 altogether, 2 on top, 2 on the bottom!

wow, that was nice. Is this usual for this board? I am new here.

i seriously have to thin this guy is just really bored and lonely and goes for the gut reaction to amuse himself......nobody can be that tacky, low class and basically redundant on his topics of choice....(hate women, thats why i am here....blah blah blah) i think if his posts were boycotted and nobody played with him, his thrill would be gone and maybe he can start writing editorials to his local paper