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Crush fetish . . . added definition
Hey!
Anyone ever ask you to perform the crush fetish for them?
If so, what did you think about it?
TET
DEF: Having a woman crush an insect or arachnid with her feet in order to arouse the man.
-- Modified on 2/21/2004 8:27:42 AM
Okay, I will admit this one has me stumped. Are you talking about stomping of the cock and/or balls or someone sticking a bottle of Orange Crush up your ass?
Curious minds want to know?
-- Modified on 2/21/2004 1:01:20 AM
Oh.God...orange crush will never be the same for me lol.
Just what is a Crush Fetish???
A few years back,I was at the Bronx zoo and a 600 pound gorilla
kept giving me the finger.
YIPES!
Gorilla Removal Service
This guy wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in his tree. He looks in the phone book for a gorilla removal service until he finds one.
"Is it a boy or girl gorilla?" the service guy asks. "Boy," is the man's response.
"Oh yeah, I can do it. I'll be right there."
An hour later the service guy shows up with a stick, a Chihuahua, a shotgun, and a pair of handcuffs. He then gives the man some instructions.
"Now, I'm going to climb this tree and poke the gorilla with the stick until he falls. When he does, the trained Chihuahua will bite the gorilla's testicles off. The gorilla will then cross his hands to protect himself and allow you to put the handcuffs on."
The man asks, "What do I do with the shotgun?"
"If I fall out of the tree before the gorilla, shoot the dog."
Tally-Ho!
A zoo acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks, the gorilla, a female, became very horny, and difficult to handle. Upon examination, a veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was on heat.
What to do? There was no male of this species available. While reflecting on their problem, the zoo administrators noticed Burl, an employee responsible for cleaning the animals' cages.
Now Burl was rumoured to possess ample ability to satisfy any female, and he wasn't very bright. So the zoo administrators thought they might entice Burl to satisfy the female gorilla.
They approached him annd proposed, "Would you be willing to screw the gorilla for $500?"
Burl said, "I might be interested. Let me think it over."
He entered the zoo administrators' office the following day. "I accept your offer," he said, "but with three conditions. First, I don't want to have to kiss her. Second, I want nothing to do with any offspring that may result."
The zoo administration quickly acceded to these conditions, "But what about the third condition?"
"Well, you've gotta give me another week to come up with the $500.", Burl demanded.
It was a beautiful warm spring day; a man and his wife are at the zoo.
She was wearing a cute, loose fitting, pink spring dress, sleeve-less with straps. As they were walking through the ape exhibit, they passed in front of a very large gorilla, the gorilla went ape. He jumped up on the bars, holding on with one hand (and both feet), grunting, and pounding his chest with the free hand. He was obviously excited at the pretty lady in the wavy dress.
The husband, noticing the excitement, suggested his wife tease the poor fellow. The husband suggested she pucker her lips, wiggle her bottom, and play long. She did, and Mr. Gorilla got even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead.
Then the husband suggested that she let one of her straps fall, she did, and Mr. Gorilla was just about to tear the bars down. "Now, try lifting your dress up your thighs," he said. This drove the gorilla absolutely crazy.
Then, quickly the husband grabbed his wife by the hair, ripped open the door to the cage, slung her in with the gorilla and yelled, "Now, tell *him* you have a headache!"
Cheers!
A little old man shuffled.........slowly into an ice cream parlor...pulled himself....Slowly....painfully....up onto a stool. After catching his breath...he ordered a banana split. The waitress asked kindly, "Crushed nuts?" "No", he replied, "arthritis".
Cheers!
Since I worked as a dominatrix, I heard this quite a few times. I'd do crush with insects of course (because I don't like them) but I've had people ask me for larger things such as mice and snakes and for me, that was a no-go.
this particular fetish was the subject of an episode on the tv show "The Practice" a few years ago. But then again that show is sometimes really weird.
like this?
When I was finishing up college I worked as an exotic dancer for a year. I had a blast, and had a couple requests for it. Its a fun fetish, the people who are into it are really, really into it. There are magazines and websites devoted to this and it is an exotic area in S&M, men who are into this usually don't do other stuff such as bondage, etc. Its a tier thing, a progressive move away from foot worship. Guys get bored with foot worship, and move to this. The photo was pretty accurate, the person who likes this identifies with the object being squashed, and the culmination of being squashed is linked to climax. Ummm, on the flip side, it starts with grapes, strawberries, small tomatoes (bloody), moves to ants, then worms, snails, bugs, and sadly to young mice. (I never did the mice.) I was hoping someone else would answer this one, but since nobody did and ya'll wanted to know, there you have it. I haven't been asked for it here yet. BTW: It is best done with the guy under a glass table.
Thanks for the explanation Michelle. I don't get the whole fetish thing, but nothing surprises me anymore. The entire concept of transferring sexual arousal to an object or an act (like guys who get off seeing women making out under water, for example) is just foreign to me.
Certainly, I enjoy the visual stimulation things like beautiful lingerie or shoes can add to the fun, but it's always the woman wearing them that's the turn-on, not the items themselves- which explains why they always end up on the floor. OK, sometimes we end up on the floor too, but that's a different story.
One of the things I missed about being an exotic dancer was the guys that would come and buy your old smelly stillettos for 3x what I originally paid for them. I would then hit up Frederick's of Hollywood and have a blast.
One of my favorite websites is
http://www.wickedtemptations.com
The customers of the month are freaking gorgeous.
lay off of my blue suede shoes...
The customers of the month are gorgeous...in how!
Brandy Bare's legs go forever!
Thank you very much.
Elvis has left TER!
It figures - I've been crushing insects for over 40 years and never made a cent off of it!!!
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