I was reading some venting below about some Q&A and someone needing all their questions answered before they would schedule a meeting.

Made me wonder what questions?

Am I missing something as a newbie, because all I have been asking is -- do you have time to see me and when?

My main question -- will you have sex with me -- seems taken care of already (and reviews let me know if the provider is FS or not).  I like to kiss, and again reviews seem an easy way to figure out if a provider goes for that or not.  

I guess if someone has a fetish they need to flesh that out.  But given concerns about LE and all that, it seems a fine line asking questions about specifics.  

But what questions are providers being asked?  What questions make you shake your head and think -- is he for real?  Funniest questions asked of you?

Having VIP gives you good insight into what type of fantasy you might be looking for. Don't go by just what the profile says but read all of the review. No one likes to miss the ending of any good story.

If someone ask specifics i'll pass on them.

Please don't ask about condoms or tell me you don't want to catch anything. I feel the same way and so do most women. Don't talk money as I already had you visit my website.

I openly tell people i'm affectionate and let them know how important that is to me. I always  talk about kissing as well and how much I enjoy it.

Kisses haley

Timing and logistic questions are fine. You need to know when and where.  On the first date, you can learn a lot from the reviews, but I assume nothing.  As for fetishes, they probably should be left to a second date, when both of you know each other better.

They had just gotten my X-Rays and were examining them while I waited in the exam room wearing a gown.

The nurse came in and said: "Mr ____, you aren't a woman, are you?"

Apparently the lab sent them a woman's X-Rays instead of mine accidently.

I pondered how best to respond to that, given my skimpy state of dress.

Fortunately, I behaved myself.

Too bad; it could have been interesting...

For a second there I thought you wrote "given my skimpy dress."  !  That might have explained being asked if you were a woman.  But no, okay, get it, skimpy state of dress.  So, you think she should have been able to tell just by looking at you that you were not a woman given you skimpy state of dress??

Will you pretend to be my sister?