The 51 year old lady across the street with the worn out stretch pants and over sized T-shirt in order to cover up the excess forty-two pounds she is carrying around is starting to look .......... well do-able.

The monies in your hobby account are actually beginning to accrue interest.

Sincere efforts to control masturbation have brought the incidence down to twice daily.

You consider the warning: "If you experience an erection lasting longer than four hours see your Doctor".
Lately I have been going to bed with the very same erection that I woke up with that morning and its not much of a problem ?

The mortgage, credit card accounts, kids student loans, utilities and car payments are all up to date.

I convinced myself and Stephanie my secretary that its much easier to concentrate on putting together the "Annual Report" while she is sitting in my lap.

I actually considered kissing my wife on the lips last night just before retiring to our separate bedrooms.

Yesterday I went to click on the "Porn Star" board hitting the "Transsexual" board by mistake and actually enjoyed myself for eight whole minutes.

I have so much more to add but would rather see if anyone else notices the changes that take place when there is just not enough sex involved.

As a humanitarian I can't see u suffer this badly and do nutting bout it ....

Lina

....... I'm now spoiled and not sure that I can deal with one of you at a time.

..... My favorites list has reached four pages long.

I hope these groceries of your's were multiple brands and all 80 proof?!

But mine, I'm actually looking forward to my doctor visit in a couple weeks and after the lady gives me a prostate exam, tell her I usually pay extra for that. lol!!!

I've got a kinda cute lady doc, too, RG so don't knock it til ya tried it!

Next time, get your OWN room! All ya alls!

This is God's way of telling you that you have too much money.

Have 'requests' coming up and it's looking like Mikey needs to get real creative here real quick.

BTW, tell this 'humanitarian' friend of your's I didn't appreciate being slapped across the face. Numerous times.

That's a lie. Mikey likes that sorta shit.

Mine too!

And oooh yeah! FUCK yeah!!!!

Told you. YouTube and RedTube are VERY interested....

Don't worry about it bra. I'll give my favorite money maker a cut!

Balance is everything:  Bank balance, that is.

Great post RG.

You continue driving your car past 120K miles because you can't afford to get a new one.

You can look at an ad for any major hotel in your city...and recognize the lobby.

An escort cancels the appointment because of teeth marks left by the last escort.

Just wondering when you two are gonna get together and do some damage?

You're just a hop, skip and a jump away from each other! lol!