On this day, the day after Valentine's Day, those of us who are married, or a reasonable facsimile, have presumably experience the high tide of the year in regards to sex with those we have contracted with, for better or worse.  It is only downhill from here for those of us attached by law or common law.  In the spirit of male bonding, what say you this Feb 15th?

How do you rate your wife in looks and experience?

My wife:

Looks: 8

Experience: 1

You?

Looks: 8
Experience: Nonexistent

Hooray!!!! Another "lets all bash our wives" thread!! Its been almost 5 days since the last one. You guys were slipping.

If I had a dollar for every guy carrying a spare tire who hasn't been inside a Dentist's office in a decade who bemoaned the fact that his wife won't screw him anymore, I would be rich. All I can ever think is "gee buddy, I can't believe she isn't turned on by you anymore".

If we're limiting to just last night...

looks: 8
Experience: 4 (isn't that the "just laid there" one)

For what it's worth, tonight is supposed to be better, but I've heard that lie before too.

Notice the "8" for looks. If she could, she would. Not her fault, not my fault, just the way it is for some people.

10 / 10 and that's not bullshit.  I'm not in it because my wife won't, or is no good; I'm in it because she cannot be 200 different other women.

My wife is a looks 6 and experience 9.

But I hobby simply because I am addicted to the experience of lots of different women.

Now that's what I call wife bashing.

What she doesn't know can't bash her

Again, it's not about her.  It's about making connections with many, many, wonderful women one or two hours at a time.

There is no way to rate a wife on a TER scale.   I am married 43 years.   How do I compare the looks of a 62 year old woman, who, by the way, looks fine for her age, with a woman half her age?   And how do you compare the experience of someone you have known for more than four decades with any provider who was probably not yet born when we met?

Can I rate yours instead?

Sure you can but I think that's to be posted on a different web site. As for my rating Looks: 9  Experience 7.

Yeah , I want the chick from the X-men movies that can turn into anyone. I'd marry her. (I forget the character name) Would be great you'd be walking along in the mall see a smoking hot 18 year old. Honey turn into her.. ok lets go home.

-M

Re: What she doesn't know can't bash her

I get what your saying. But why get married if you feel that way? Just wondering. (I presume the answer is I want someone around all the time, I really love her, I want it all.. but at what cost to her?)

Because if you are doing it behind her back and it's not an open marriage some would argue it's immoral.

I won't preach that because I'm posting on a site that requires you to be immoral to get in the door. (though off the record I don't agree with it.)

Hey maybe if I could pull it off I wouldn't be against it. . . Nah

-M

How much will it cost me to haul her away?

did not pass her screening!

You would have the same issue comparing an older provider with a younger provider, or a provider you have known a long time to a provider that is new.  Its done all the time.

Silly alias BTW.

By God, I think it was a slam, James.

Edited to ask if you got your alias today just for me? That'd make me feel so special.

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Inspired by the very special you LOL

Just a joke, not a slam.  

What I mean is...I can see cheating on a failed wife.  But cheating on a successful wife, a good wife and/or a 10/10 "once-in-a-lifetime" wife.  I'm not sure even I can do that.  If I had one of those, "hobby" would mean building balsa wood airplanes to me.

making myself clear.  I absolutely love women, but I am in love with only one woman.  I married her.

Because of the way I'm wired, however, (right or wrong), I really, really enjoy being with other women in an intimate way, and this hobby lets me do that without strings.  The bottom line way to express that is the old line that we pay them to leave.  I don't really like that because: I also have some of them come back, and I personally think it is kind of demeaning (that's not what I'm about).

I have a certain moral flexibility that allows me to live with myself while doing this hobby on one hand, and loving my wife and family on the other.  If I did not love my wife and want to stay with her, I wouldn't stay married.  Again, just the way I'm wired.

Looks: 5 She has gained more weight than me in the 38 years since we have been married.

Experience:  Never like sex; it was more of a duty.  In the last 15 years, 0 times.  

Hence, why I hobby.

I get 9's at home for bbfs, on a limited basis, and 8-10's for wild uninhibited sex with provider's with 8-10 appearance, on a as needed basis.

It just isn't how I am wired.

... not that there's anything wrong with that.

I did everything right - a hotel, chocolate-dipped strawberries and champagne waiting for us in the room, a 3-course meal brought to our room...

...and we still ended up watching "No Country for Old Men" on the hotel movie channel.

I just don't know how many ways to say, "Woman, when I have to initiate things EVERY SINGLE TIME I start to feel like you don't want to have sex."

I've said it to her face, I've said it in counseling, and still... I get to watch movies on cable in a $300/night hotel room.

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What goes on in my bedroom stays in my bedroom. Ain't that right Pricilla?

Fortunately for me I don't have to wait for Valentines day as each day is V-day in my house. Not trying to gloat but if I had to rate my wifes I would have to give her a 9.9 in looks as God makes nothing perfect and a 10 for performance, as we just make magic together and we will leave experience open as we continue to experience many new and exciting things together. Overall there are no numbers to rate her with. Priceless.....

Some women really know how to play the game.  My brother and I were having a beer in a local outdoor cafe.  An exceptionally beautiful teen who was totally confident stroled past.  Being a total flirt, I began to sing Sinatra's "Beautiful lady, walk a little slower when you walk past me."
She did, smiling, posing, and deliberately walking slower.  Eye contact was exquisite.  This girl had a gift!

You have left out the relationship factor.   Although I have close, indeed loving, relationships with providers, I cannot compare those with the relationship with my wife of 43 years.

Either your wives are hotter than any provider and better in bed or they're cold fish who haven't fucked you in ages.  Where's the truth?  As always it lies somewhere in between.
The real truth I suspect is that the thrill of sex for most of your relationships died along with the initial excitement and failed expectations you and wifey had in the beginning years of your marriage. Once she realized she was married to a slug - ok, a very nice guy but a slug - she had already had your kids and there was no turning back.  So she puts as much into the sex as you  did into the relationship.  As you say about providers and everything else:  You get what you pay for.
Have a nice day.