spending most of your time posting instead of hobbying, I'm sure you hobby waaaay too much lol

1) U know u hobby too much when after work, u put the GPS navigation on in your car to drive home. Why? I've been driving back and forward to the same old place for 5 years. Hell, guess I thought I was at the hotel and needed directions home.

2) U know u hobby too much when take unnecessary midnight showers. Why? guess I've been fu*king too many hoes and thought I need to cleanse myself, even though I didn't sleep with no providers tonight.

3) U know u hobby too much when u wake up, get dress, be prepared for work, get your laptop, and carry some extra condoms in your rain coat. Why? u ain't gonna see no provider at your workplace, and you know u can't take 2 hour breaks. So, why u carry condoms on you for? Guess I've been fu*king too many hoes everyday and it became a routine practice eventhough I ain't seeing no hoes at that particular time.

4) U know u hobby too much when u give most of ur female clients the "I'm about to fuck u now, cause I know I'm about to get some right after I talk to u" look. Why? Can't u be more professional and concentrate on your work, that sh*t is too distracting, and it interferes with productivity. I am sure they appreciate the gesture, but u act like ur about to masterbate after talking to me.

5) U know that u hobby too much when most of ur normal conversations got Hobby acronyms in them, or make references and compare similar qualities to hobbying with ur professionals. Why? There's a time and place for that, its starting to turn some people off. They are starting to get ideas to your lifestyle and make inferences.

I got more, but, curious as to how many have felt this way? Any behaviors, habits, thoughts, and expressions that developed and turned into a routine due to hobbying? Let me know, I find myself preparing and modifying my behavior to see a provider, even though I ain't about to.

well who is actually the hoe the provider or the hobbyist? Probably both but we're in 2 different categories. Providers "Paid Hoes" Hobbyists "Free Hoes" The ones in the "Paid Hoes" category have something to show for it but the "Free Hoes" don't It's so much better being the provider Sounds like you need to cool down on hobbying for a bit so you are able to differentiate your Hobby life from your personal life

U r hot looking. I'm not gonna take that regular service u give to your reviewers! U better give me that good stuff!!  J/k. Seriously though, we need to hook up! I'll spank that ass Mommiee. I'm just a humorous guy. Thanks for the suggestion. Some guys needed it more than I do though honestly. U might be right, I think I might slow down to 22 per week instead of 50 per week I just need a long ass vacation. My work has been so abusive to me this past month. I'm relieving myself with hobbying. I don't usually hobby this much, but I'm getting way too stress out at work I might slow down a bit when people at my work show some common sense.

Lol not all my clients give me reviews I originally started out non gfe. But am Gfe now So I need more of my clients to give me reviews not everybody knows about this site though. We definitely can get together. However, I don't know which area you are in you can e-mail me @ my e-mail address with that info if you'd like. I can understand work is stressful and you relieve yourself with hobbying. However, unless you're one of those hobbyists who always needs variety I would suggest you pick a few providers (Instead of 50) a week so your mind won't be so confused and maybe you can relax with your favorites and form some type of relationship with them. Instead of having to go through the whole process of where the next one is located, is it safe and  having to do all your checks. You could be more relaxed with the 3 you like and are comfortable with that way you won't give  yourself away in your personal life.

Don't worry, your secret is safe with me.

You can check my reviews and determine where I am located. I am in the DC area. This area is flooded with a variety of providers daily. Its close to MD and VA, so I basically got 3 regions to chose from. Definitely, if you come by DC, let me know. Save my handle and PM me when you do travel. It was a joke about me hobbying 30-50 a week. That's too crazy, its more like 90-200 per week Naw, its a smaller amount. I tried doing the regulars, but I need variety to keep me going. However, if she is exceptionally good, I'll be on her for a while. Thanks for the suggestions.

Hmm....    maybe they do. lol

http://www.aboutmcdonalds.com/mcd/careers/employee_benefits/balance_work_and_life.html

maybe mcdonald may know the actual details of this extreme situation? lol

the room number your provider gives you after you've reached the lobby sounds familar even though its her visit to your city, and then after you get off the elevator you realize that you've been in the same hotel room before, with another provider.

yeah, that happened.

Get some help. Seriously. I enjoy most of your posts, but you are right on the edge of disaster.

Definitely using hobby acronyms to much:

- when you say "YMMV" in casual conversation with friends and they look at you funny
- you ask your girlfriend for some "Cowgirl" and she doesn't know what you mean

So far, everything is okay. I mean, my job is secure, my mortgage is paid off, I save money, my professionals give me much credit and enjoy me as a person. But, regularly hobbying seems to make me a really tired. I think your right. I don't drink, maybe once in a while with a provider or something like that.

I think I might go a month or two without it. I'll just get sex from my SO. Yeah, I'm taking a break for a bit. Thanks!!!

you seriously consider using money for essentials such as rent, uitilites, etc. You are an addict!