I am extremely vanilla when it comes to sex....I am not into anything ANAL, I am not into pain or extreme shit...I hate the idea of causing discomfort, even unintentionally.

The ONLY Fantasy/fetish that I truly have.... MIGHT be when the woman I am with does me the honor & privilege of swallowing my load.   That's it....now some of you probably are like, "huh?  big fucking deal, lots of women swallow and don't consider it a big deal...."        I DO....and here's why.

I am almost 57 years old;  When I was in my 20s and 30s and extremely healthy, in my prime and horny, I wanted very much to find a partner who would fulfill this fantasy/need of mine.....from 1992 through 2007 when I turned 40, I had one single, serious relationship that lasted a year (my first girlfriend in 1996 at age 29, lasted exactly 1 year.)  Before and after her,  I would sometimes engage the services of "escorts', or try to pick up strippers who I had built rapport and casual friendship in a strip club , to ultimately "date" me outside the strip club (which was no easy task back then.).

  My first true girlfriend, a 23 year old petite Vietnamese woman I met in Vegas at the old Glitter Gulch,  really turned me on to having my cum swallowed.  Most of my current sexual proclivities originated with this young woman, named "Bie" (NOT  BIA.... sorry Queen....)   It might have been a cultural thing but Bie really seemed to enjoy swallowing my cum, she went out of her way to do so in some very creative ways, and I got used to it all, and grew to love HER and IT.....I also want to believe she did this as a sign of her love for me, not simply because she got off doing it.....but the desire to repeat the experience has stayed with me every since.   Having my cum swallowed,  I felt honored and special in some difficult-to-explain way......

The sexual customs and mores back then (1992 THRU EARLY 2000s) were NOT at all like today's.....Escorts and professional call girls did NOT do many of the things that are Standard Operating procedure today (you could every now and then find one who did allow it, if she liked you and thought you Kind, Nice or physically attractive,,,,but it was uncommon).     Even the pricier escorts/women would not do things like Swallow, or even allow it in their mouth to spit;  they wouldn't allow you to cum on their faces, and they wouldn't allow ANY kissing on the lips, and certainly no tongue.

Fast forward 20 years and its a different story.....now, I can if I choose, hire a woman who doesn't really know me at all, to literally gobble down every drop and ask for seconds lol   wtf?      

Has anyone (a guy) ever posted on this board anywhere, in the "situations wanted" type setting, something like:

Hi there!   I'm a man in his 50s in the sunset years of his life, looking for a kind, empathetic, attractive woman aged 40 and up, WHO is a professional cum gobbler.   Aside from the standard Hourly pricing, do you have any pricing plans that charge "by the load" on a sliding scale?  I'm not poor, but I can't get more than one load an hour out, despite my diet of bananas, Zinc containing foods, and Pineapple Juice....have a nice day! :0

...you should put this stuff in your autobiography and leave it off the boards?

Cim/swallow is one of the search options in the db, as well as age and price. Look at her photos for the attraction you seek, read her reviews/contact her reviewers to be sure the profile info is accurate, and just go see her for the hour and you should be good to go.

Seems you read it.., what’s he asking?

...of words like FORUM, and GENERAL DISCUSSION BOARD are different than others.....and certainly my view and definition about what constitutes a "Long" post differs from others.  

I am not trying to exasperate or annoy anyone, my apologies.  Truly.....if the admin wants to delete this post, or plop it somewhere else, please do so,.

I'm just trying to generate discussion and exchange on topics that seem relevant or interesting to myself in hopes that others find the same.  

THIS specific thread was segue from a different thread, the Thread where the guy asked about abstaining from PORN & JERKING OFF, in which I stated I would start a thread on Swallowing.

One of the pitfalls of working from home & working off of (or with) other computer driven business like E-bay, or lately COinbase with the crypto rush, is you can easily toggle between these applications and stuff like TER and thus, type longer, more drawn out thoughts than if you log on for 10 minutes at bedtime, etc.

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It’s rambling bullshit and he eats pineapple

You contradicted yourself in the first and last paragraph.  In the first you state that your view of what is long differs than others. Then in the last you admit your posts are longer and drawn out.  

Regardless, look at the length and amount of paragraphs you write compared to others.  You may have some good things to say, but if you aren't concise and come quickly to a point you are going to lose people.  

You aren't prohibited from long winded posts but it prevents meaningful dialogue if people talk about the measure of your post and not the content, if they even bothered to read the whole thing at all.

"a professional cum gobbler," and since you are on a budget, might I suggest you consider a well-reviewed TS providers.   I have never seen one professionally, but my understanding from others who do is that they are very enthusiastic about the service you want and are usually priced below the average rates of GG's.  Many GG's do not allow COF due to makeup issues, but you might find T-girls a little more lenient in that department.  Since you don't review anyway, and are only looking for a warm mouth to drop your load into, why not give it a try?  If it works out for you, you can thank me later.  

Most of what you're saying is.... not correct lol. Your information must be out of date because its the opposite these days. There are fewer trans escorts than cis/gg escorts and there is a high demand. Because of supply/demand you tend to pay more for crappier service. It is hard to find well reviewed, good looking GFE TS providers. Lots of ads are scams. Bad attitudes, inaccurate advertising, upcharges and rush jobs are all too common. The cheaper girls are usually very ugly or very old and its almost always a CBJ at lower price points. Gus probably wouldn't love hiring TS girls.

Thank you for your speculation.  If you are talking from your own experience with T-girls, then you should say so.   How much searching have you done for well-reviewed TS providers?  Did you know that an advanced search can be done on TER that will get him what he wants.  Of course, he will have to have VIP to get access to the details, but there are more than you may realize.  5 pages of new TS reviews in the past week, many young and beautiful.  I did a cursory search before recommending this to Gus as a viable alternative for what he wants.  A lot of newer members don't know how to refine a search to get exactly what they want.  T-girls just have a dick, but that doesn't matter to Gus, because he is only interested in their mouth and whether they will "gobble" down his load.    It seems to be a perfect match.  

Obviously I'm talking from my own experience. I wouldn't talk authoritatively about something I don't know. I know that is a foreign concept to you. Anyway, I'm glad you did one search and think you know what you're talking about. Pretty typical CDL BS. Have a good one sir!

to be an authority when you didn't answer any of my questions?  You also did not refute any of my points.  Trolling on the transexual discussion board with your alias is not much different than trolling here.  No reviews, no cred.  

Hey 420 smoka....thanks for running interference here for me;  CDL thought he was insulting me and humiliating me by making his smarmy clueless passive aggressive "Helpful" post about TS.   He threw a number of jabs in there that did not connect....

I've never ever let on anywhere that I'm into TS so that's not even worth discussing further.....and the ONLY person in the entire TER community, who is NOT on a "Budget" is CDL himself.

This guy is so full of shit, it "stinketh, such that none may abide its odor..."

Thank you for the respectful constructive criticism George, I do appreciate it.

I sometimes write in what's called stream of consciousness.....I was, and still am, hoping others will follow suit.....I was hoping to engender a discussion about (not just) swallowing, but the evolution of sexual mores and customs in the escort/provider universe, and anything else people want to share.

Some of the threads I've begun have morphed into long extended discussions that are still going strong.

How about 3 letters? TMI

 
But seems like what he needs to do is hookup with Kitty for one of her 15 minute sessions. Seems like she always says she is very accommodating.

You asked if I am talking from my own experience with Trans providers, I said yes. There's a question I answered dumbass. Work on your reading comprehension. I didn't answer your second question because obviously, yes I know how to do an advanced search lol. I didn't refute any of your points because I don't know what your point was. I said you have no idea what you are talking about since you don't see trans women and you blabbered on about searching reviews lol. You can keep blabbering about my alias while claiming to use one too lol. I don't care if a self professed bullshitter doesn't view me as credible, you have 400+ reviews and are always full of shit anyway.

At that rate the cum swallowed by a provider could be the most expensive fluid on the planet...

Maybe $500 to $1000 an ounce.  Half as much as solid gold at $2400 an ounce.