You have the WHOLE DAMN SUBSCRIPTION !
OK, now that you have called me an asshole.
Take a breath and comfort yourself knowing that I plan on taking a break from the GD board for a little while.
Now, today my wife and I both took a 1/2 day off work so we could have sex. (hey that's our thang!).
But here is the interesting part. Mid-December she had a hysterectomy and the healing time is like 6-8 weeks. So today we had sex. Which was kind of a bummer for me because next Friday I have a S&M session and I haven't masturbated in like a month. I was saving up for a REAL BIG EXPLOSION. (i.e., watersports, dog collar/leash, whip cream, my wife's sunglasses, lipstick writing, etc.)
Anyway, after the 1st pop (which happened in like 5 minutes). She stated "it doesn't hurt anymore" and she wanted to go again. Fuck me. She never wants to do it twice
So after 15-20 minutes I had to fuck her again. Then she proceeds to tell me that the Doctor was right and that sex would be much more enjoyable. She then goes on and on about how we can sex much more now that it is not painful.
Fuck my life dammit.
WTF. I will have nothing left for Providers!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anyway, any women have this experience? Or any guys have wives/SO that have experienced the same?
Not looking good for RT - bummer.
.who wonders why on earth any woman would publically share such personal matters. Why in hell would you wish to know such info? Far be it from me to surmise but your wife would not appreciate you sharing this either
Just WOW!
Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out. No one actually gives a shit whether you stay or go.
from my Personal Trainer is showing incredible results!!!!!
I have noticed that my pecs are much more developed and my stomach is "somewhat" flatter.
Don't I get any credit![]()
for being a rarely amusing troll. We've got plenty of those. Udo is better. Much higher batting average.
You read like the biggest asshole in the world. You know.
You should be happy your wife can bone you again..
I thought that was why you came here
In my book, your duties and husband/lover trumps your activities as a john.
Not that I am interested in competing, but you make some of us look sane and tame. I would be surprised if any providers would be moronic enough to come on here and answer in the affirmative. Then again I'll just wait to see if any of them rise out from a stupor or something.
WTF can I say I have sick fucking thoughts.
I am a fucked up individual for many reasons (having sex at 8 years old with my Aunt probably didn't help the situation)
I probably need major fucking help. But therapy didn't work before. And I am 42 yo old with a decent job, nice house and not much to look forward to in life. Responding to RFP's and soliciting business from asshole executives does not exactly make me happy.
At this point I figure I might just as well go full tilt SICKO in the hobby world. Why the fuck not?
Today I was at Dollar Tree picking up "toys" for my session next week. This is a partial list"
Glow necklace - I plan on having the Provider wear these around her neck. Then I put her in the bathtub, turn of the lights and piss on her.
Ninja mask and toy light saber - to simulate an attack and tell her "everything will be OK baby, I am a Ninja Jedi Knight ..... -
Whip cream and sunglasses. So when I cum on her sunglasses I wil finish it off by spraying whip cream all over her.
Fuck I really do need help.
RT Ou
You're very reluctant to take the advice people give you. I'm betting I know why your therapy"didn't work."
There's a game you play over and over. In whatever schooling you managed to get, you probably played it with your teacher.
The game goes like this: you opponent, say your teacher, says, "I'm your teacher, and I'm going to teach you some things."
YOU say, "Who do you think you are trying to teach me? You're not a good teacher!" But the game starts. The teacher tries to teach you, but you simply refuse to learn. At the end of the quarter you take the test. You haven't learned a thing. Hooray!!! You won!!! You proved that the teacher isn't a good teacher! Otherwise, he would have taught you something. Jive teacher! What does he know. Same with the boss and trainer at your factory job. Probably the same with your personal trainer (somewhat flatter? That's like what happens if muster a decent bowel movement).
So betcha it was the same with your therapist. Jive therapist! He can't help YOU! You won again! You showed him!
I'll refrain from commenting on any contractual agreement you went into when you got married, but it's not hard to imagine how you respond when she attempts to help you.
But, saying this, I'm just stepping up to be another opponent on your climb to the championship in this dunb game you're playing. So take your best shot. Tell me I'm wrong and you're going to continue being ignorant.
Keep up the good work. Well, not good exactly...
Wow you and AnotherDonJohn have the same thing in common inbreeding.
And we even named ya after the hole ya sprouted from. Lol.
oh wait. That may have been me....lol...
RT, your best hope is that your wife never sees any of this shit that you write about her on the Inet.
Golly. What woman would not be thrilled to find out that her mongering husband is sharing, on a fuck board, that she just had a hysterectomy. And that he was publicly lamenting that her newly restored libido, post surgery, would interfere with his upcoming freaky date with another woman?
You'd be taking a break from the GD board alright....during your long, long hospitalization.
An even if you're making this shit up---('cause, honestly, what guy is this MUCH of an asshole?)---If I was your wife, I'd probably put you in the hospital anyway.
(ok....All I'd really do is file for divorce in a nano second, and then giggle with glee when I told the judge why)
All of them?
You have the WHOLE DAMN SUBSCRIPTION !
Did you have a vasectomy? When? Why?
How many times did you have STD treatments? For what kinds of STDs
Pretty sure that he's sitting at home jerking off to this.
He sincerely does need help for this perversion.
Slamming him just feeds his fantasy/ pleasure. Best to ignore or be very bland.
I've been with many couples in my years......and I've had many wives set up dates for their husbands. And I've known many men who showed more empathy and appreciation for the woman in their life...esp where sex/intimacy is concerned.
Heck, reading your post.....I feel for your spouse. Your words lacked not only empathy. But appreciation for her wanting to be intimate with you and enjoying herself and wanting MORE sex. you came across as IF it were a chore. Which is sad.
Fuck saving up a load for providers in this adult lifestyle. Hell save it for your wife who NOW enjoys sex without pain and want to have sex with you. Heck, go explore more uninhibited adult experiences with her. She got a new lease on womanhood.......and you get more sex at home. Enjoy it!
Take a breath and comfort yourself knowing that I plan on taking a break from the GD board for a little while.
Now, today my wife and I both took a 1/2 day off work so we could have sex. (hey that's our thang!).
But here is the interesting part. Mid-December she had a hysterectomy and the healing time is like 6-8 weeks. So today we had sex. Which was kind of a bummer for me because next Friday I have a S&M session and I haven't masturbated in like a month. I was saving up for a REAL BIG EXPLOSION. (i.e., watersports, dog collar/leash, whip cream, my wife's sunglasses, lipstick writing, etc.)
Anyway, after the 1st pop (which happened in like 5 minutes). She stated "it doesn't hurt anymore" and she wanted to go again. Fuck me. She never wants to do it twice
Fuck my life dammit.
WTF. I will have nothing left for Providers!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anyway, any women have this experience? Or any guys have wives/SO that have experienced the same?
Not looking good for RT - bummer.
