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Krispy Kreme Schlong 3402 reads
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Those would be silly questions if coming from an honest person, but they are not. You are obviously a young police officer trying to get information to help in your new assignment with vice. So, you are starting out being dishonest about your intentions and motivations. That is no way to begin a career in law enforcement - not by lying. In this context the end does not justify the means. You could do good by getting violent criminals off the streets instead. This board is not about violence or criminals, and the main liars around here are police officers posing as lurkers.

stewy11005414 reads

Since it is technically illeagal in the U.S. how do you make sure the escort is just for sex and won't be a rip off.  I don't want to pay 100's of dollars for a friend to hang out with.  I've seen they have rates by the hour is that true or is it just until you finish?   With assage parlors do most provide sex with a massage and how do you know which ones do?  Is it strictly by the price?  Any help anyone can provide would be appreciated.

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Ace In The Hole5181 reads

Sorry Officer, didn't they teach you anything in the police academy?

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linkmeister4100 reads

Thought to myself: "It used to be that those who could afford escorts were not so lame as to write such a question."

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Krispy Kreme Schlong3403 reads

Those would be silly questions if coming from an honest person, but they are not. You are obviously a young police officer trying to get information to help in your new assignment with vice. So, you are starting out being dishonest about your intentions and motivations. That is no way to begin a career in law enforcement - not by lying. In this context the end does not justify the means. You could do good by getting violent criminals off the streets instead. This board is not about violence or criminals, and the main liars around here are police officers posing as lurkers.

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OCSIR3866 reads

of why we hashed this out on the LA board. If stew1100 is LE, he got what he deserved. If he is a newbie, we have got to make sure that we don't do his work for him. All the requested info is available on this site. Work for it! Due diligence will make sure that we don’t post info that will help LE or jeopardize our favorite providers. Public boards are not the place to answer sensitive questions!

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clarence375218 reads

these guys have just forgotten what it's like to be new. i'll answer some of your questions for you officer (hypothetically of course; this is all fiction, didn't you know that?)

first of all, when you go to a massage parlor, you should wear your dress uniform, as it is true: women do love a man in uniform. stand in the lobby and shout in a loud voice "will anybody here suck my dick for money?" wave the cash around a bit, that will get the attention of the hotter girls.

escorts are tougher to deal with. you can try asking them on the phone "say, we are gonna do more than play pinochle for my $$$, aren't we? nudge, nudge, wink, wink?" and of course they will purrr "you bet we will, honey". then when you get there, they've got the cribbage board out.... if they are really high class, maybe a beer and some chex mix. i've spent over 25% of my paychecks this year on cribbage partners, though i must say i'm getting pretty good at it....

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PoonDeLeon4752 reads

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razman134747 reads

you would think he would be doing something much more productive with our tax dollars.

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