This is basically a 2-day affair end of last year (so during my return to hobbying) with a surprise ending, which is the part I wanted the community to hear.  

As background,  the provider is relatively young (turned 20 just b4 I saw her- saw her DL as condition for being in my house) and was new to the biz. She did have ads on Eros and probably other sites, but I gathered that she was still getting her Providers legs under her.  

My SO actually found her and initiated the visit for a special occasion. But it was definitely a girl I would have picked myself. Petite (5’0”) brunette but right curves, small B cup, catalog model+GND. (The kind of girl in college I couldn’t get.) She was wearing school girl outfit with skirt when she walked through my front door. (To give another idea of her face and body, I gave her I think my only TER 10 in looks in a review. ) She got comfortable pretty quickly chatting with me with a glass of wine and moscato. My understanding this was to be a 4 hr encounter so everyone was relaxed.

I’m going to skip the play by play because it’s not the point. Basically we got along great and cup1 was a RP fantasy come true for me. As it was 5am after cup 1 , the women were tired but I was looking forward to cup  2 (and a wishful thinking 3) after a nap.  

So this is not a typical post abt how she got up and left after the nap and i got gypped, etc. In fact kind of the opposite. The notable part of the pre and post-c relaxation was talk from the Provider and my SO abt how comfortable she fit into my house and how we should move her in. I dismissed this as love making talk or else I probably would have given it more thought. She did however mention her very young son and how hard it’s been taking care of him leading her to resort to basically street/ club open solicitation (which is unreal for someone who looks like her) and being run by a pimp for a brief period...So no doubt underlying drug issues which she confirmed was with coke. My SO had been telling her all night that she could make $ in porn and was going to make intros for her. Again not the point but more background to chew on.  

I woke up first and “ready” (residual from the little blue pill) but I wasn’t getting anywhere with trying to wake them...So I went to a guest room to “warm up.” Only minutes later the provider came in and kinda coyly sidled up beside me. She started round 2 between just us while asking if I really meant that she could live here. Oh oh. But sadly that didn’t stop me from finishing a great long cup with some good letter combos. (No cup 3.) She was already paid for 4 hrs with a tip so I didn’t really expect anything amiss when I kissed my SO goodbye, who has sent providers off b4, and went to work.  

When I got home that first day, I find my wife and the provider still here and talking on the pool deck with an older woman, of course the Providers mom. And there’s a small child, obviously her son, running around (which freaks me out because the pool is not fenced properly for small children). I give my SO a subtle death stare for the ambush but play good host. While the provider was taking her son to a nearby amusement park that evening (sending me videos of their fun).  I confront my SO abt the decisions she’s made without me but I’m am more focused on an exit strategy. Ok I enjoyed the perks another night both aith all 3 and then my own private in the AM pre work.  

This time when I am at work, i start getting angry texts from my SO and the provider abt how my SO forcefully evicted the provider and her child from my house when she learned about my private sessions. Apparently I was only supposed to enjoy our “daughter”  while together so I had broken the rules (in all fairness my SO probably mentioned it during the night). So I got my exit strategy relatively painlessly (yea maybe i masterminded it but more likely i think I was just horny) after all it still pretty fukked up for the provider, who obviously is still pissed at me today.

Every guy DREAMS of having a porn star wife AND a young live in hooker to join in, but I am sure you know that the fantasy is much more fun than the reality of having TWO women that you are fucking living under your roof.  It might be twice the pussy, but it's ten times the work, especially if the live in hooker has a kid. Can you honestly imagine this as your full time life???  

 
I think you solved your own problem, you got a threesome with your SO and the hooker, a one on  one with the hooker and now you have your peace and quiet back again I say "Job well done" lol

 
As for your SO, I am sure she'll get over your little morning dalliance with the hooker, she seems rather open minded.

Many here would do that, but I'll play along. To me, the main thing you did wrong was say nothing when the little hooker met you in the guest room and asked if you meant it about her staying there. I would have said, "I've gotta talk to my wife about it." And before going to work I wold have made damn sure to talk to her about it and tell her to shut that off. The whole idea of a young, probably coked-up hooker and her kid in my house is just such an awful idea that it's clear you were "thinking" with the little head.
And, yes, you're lucky you came home to find the problem solved. Now you just have to get through the next couple of days with no pussy. Unless you buy her something nice. Really nice. LOL.

I think I dodged one and walked away with a great set of memories.  

Plus, the package was very cheap on the hourly rate lol (as she knew what renting even a room in my house would be).

My wife is a sick puppy as one might expect. Her favorite way to get off is to imagine me with another woman (once she hid in the closet while I boned a provider). Yet she also gets insanely jealous (beating up a girl earlier in our marriage for talking to me at the bar while a little drunk). Go figure.

Nicky-

First I respect your whoremongering opinion. Yea I was clearly thinking with my little head and what was primo pussy (however coked out).

Secondly, this happened long enough ago I most certainly ended up rectifying the situation already with dinners, DATY to an O without reciprocation, flowers, chocolate, and Botox x 4 for the SO.  

Thirdly, if there is any doubt, because I have “known” you’re a legit John here for decades, I am happy to share a picture of the lady in question playing Galaga on my old school stand-up arcade game and her drivers license with only her face and birthdate showing if you PM me an email. I will not share the entire amusement park video (because her kid is in it and you might be a different kind of perv lol) but I will share the first frame screenshot with a portion of his head in view. I will not share the bubble bath selfie because ...go get your own jerkoff material. And of course I’m aliasing but someone will figure out the clues here and find the review in question (minus the drama tidbits).  

taking you seriously, I will too.  I think trying to find a single girl who is bi-sexual and willing to remain a third wheel in the relationship is kind of a unicorn.  I think a woman that would even consider this is going to be one with a lot of baggage just as you found out, or else she will have the absurd idea that she can steal you away from your wife.   In my opinion, there is no way  to actually do this and have it not end in a disaster, so you have to ask  yourself if you are evaluating the risk/reward ratio correctly.   Once your blood flow leaves your brain and fills  you dick, chances are you are not at your  best when it comes to empirical thinking.  

END OF MESSAGE

I would have told a fellow John a similar thing.  

Agree the risk reward was totally skewed in the wrong direction on this one... dammit the little head just gets us in trouble sometimes...  

If you can believe it, I am influenced by an encounter more than 10 yrs ago, which was posted under a different handle, where I did the opposite and didn’t gamble to get the rewards.  The same SO (at that point not yet my wife) managed to pull a birthday party of eight barely 18 yo girls from Tao to the Sheraton commander hotel in NYC for basically an orgy in the making. Then, the TER community thought I was bullshitting (and I don’t blame them) when I ended the story by walking away from that without banging any of them (including the bday girl who briefly went into porn after that day). My little head has always wondered if I should have tried, even if the big head knows it was the right call.

so yeah one of my biggest "kinks" is fucking another woman's man in front of her. I like it if she directs or if she is silent and I just tell her how good I'm making her man feel) I like it not because I want to compete with the wife but because I want to remind her and remind him and prime him a bit etc. etc. It's hard to find women who are truly comfortable and secure enough though. Guess it makes it more special when I do so there's that ha.
But sidetone: what would that kink be called? I assume its in the family of cuckolding? xoxo

Penelope3s.

I love this kind of question abt terminology because we are scholarly johns.  

Your fetish is unique and bears an uncommon label akin to cuckqueanry (the opposite of cuckcoldry where the wife is cucking).
Cuckold or cock= husband or BF who enjoys seeing wife fukk others  
Cuckqueen or cuckquean = female cuckold, the wife or GF who cucks (ie my SO)
Bull= Multiple lovers of a cuckold’s wife or GF

Therefore it is my sad duty to inform you that you would be known as a female bull or cow I don’t know if there is a term for the fetish enjoyed by cows as I couldn’t find one. I would call it cowriding vs bull riding.

Slam I, your man?

 
With a nod to Yoda and Tammy Wynette.

Yoda says:

Cuckqueened, you are. Yessss, hrmmm.

no need to provide me with documentation.  
Keep Calm and Monger On.

you know I'm Really not that mad about being a female bull or cow for that matter. I bet most female bulls/cows are pretty bad ass bitches. I know I don't want to piss one off hahaha

You got everything you wanted, arguably with the one on one you even got more than you asked for. And you don’t have to take on the role of the heavy and evict her. Yes, you’re wife was pissed, but there’s even a silver lining there. Imagine if she hadn’t quickly found out about your one on one dalliance with the provider, and the relationship had progressed and deepened. That could have been much messier and costlier.

The lesson learned here is don’t promise a roof over a provider’s head in exchange for one more shot on goal. Fortunately for you, it was a lesson that left you basically unscathed.

That was always "testing" my loyalty to her.  Just like your almost-orgy, she would propose some wild sexual encounters that included other women to see what it would take for me to bite.  I know from things she said now and then that she was a bit insecure and as soon as I said Okay and went for it, there would be a huge quarrel.  My own slut years were mostly behind me where I did one-night stands three or four nights a week, so I had no problem being loyal to her for the duration of our relationship . . . . . . seven months.  Lol       (I did say my  slut years were MOSTLY  behind me, so seven months was actually quite an accomplishment for me at that time, aged 30).  I eventually got the itch, fell off the wagon, and she was right there to catch me in the act.  -  lol)

At the time (the Tao party), I was in the proving myself stage with my SO. She sent a gauntlet of PS friends to bait me and I always passed unless it was a 3-some with her. At the time I didn’t know she was a cuckqueen but the weird thing is she also gets pissed alongside being aroused. Go figure.  

I’ve passed her tests over a decade plus (except for the recent indiscretion of course lol). She has rewarded me amply with her own attentions as well as 3- and 4-somes for special occasions lol.

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Well, you tee'd it up, so here are some punch lines you could have written....
"but then I went back to dudes."
"until she said, 'That looks just like a penis, only smaller.'"
I could go on, but....if the shoe fits! LOL

Really

You have to rely on someone else’s determination that he is serious.

You cannot not come up with  your own conclusion, and reply accordingly.

Mya, if not for the fact that you tower over me, I would gladly empty a stash for you.  

ADJ

I will take my cue on whether he is serious or making a joke from guys that know him.  I have been irresponsible in the past a few times by calling bullshit on guys I don't know when it turns out they long ago established their cred here, so I try to be more circumspect lately.   Just because I respect the opinion of long-time TER veterans Nick and GaG doesn't mean I give a rats ass about what someone who might as well call himself "Douche-Pail-in-the-Whorehouse" thinks.  GFY.  

One of the people you take your cue from is

Nicky, a guy who, with the possible exception of one other, rags on you more than anyone.

 
And you respect the guy who constantly rags on you...talk about a submissive

With the “possible exception of one other”???  Thanks for exposing your ignorance.

Cuz I give it to her all the time. Here's what she's too dumb to get: while it's true I correct CDL all the time on the other board, he does know his shit about mongering and fast cars. And despite our disagreements on politics, he's a likable sort. So I don't give him the Full Flamethrower Treatment. These subtleties are just too much for Cocks to comprehend.

you can have differing opinions with your friends, or are you one of the kool-aid drinkers who thinks everyone must think like you or they can't be your friend?  If that's the case, it must really suck to be you.  Most of the back -and-forth banter is for humor, not meant maliciously, and neither one of us takes offense at it.  Its sort like back when you were in high school, and the football jocks (both Nick and I played) used to make fun of the small, hariless dicks on guys like you.  Its not malicious, its just having a  little locker room fun.  

 
You see, the difference between men and women is that guys who are secure can rag on each other and we know they don't mean it, whereas women say complimentary things to other women, and they don't mean it either.  Learn how the world works, son, and you will understand.

END OF MESSAGE

You probably lied about it at one time bragging that you were some star or some such thing.

Nicky and CDL  are having make up sex.  
Though we should not be surprised Nicky had make up sex with BigPapasan not that long ago.
So who will Nicky have make up sex with next GaGambler, followme, cks175, Rackhunter?  

Better put that crack pipe down, hunny. You're quite the little Energizer Bunny these days. Energetic but gameless.
Now get back to the Outhouse. Lots of cocks there for you to suck.

BFSF hasn't had sex of any kind in years now, Just like his buddies BLRPOS and LTM&L.  

 
You of all people should know that.

conversation once.  Do I have the wrong guy?  If so, I stand corrected.  

Just not at football. I'll bet you'r a star, too. At sucking cocks in the outhouse. Now get back to it.

The very idea of BobFromStateFarm playing football, at any age, has me literally ROFLMFAO.

 
Now PLEASE replace the tequila you "borrowed" from me before making that ridiculous post. lol

You obviously take the rhetoric thrown around in P&R way too seriously, or don’t understand how Alpha’s communicate with each other.  Probably a combination of both. In any case, try not to sound so bitter. Not a good look on you.

I’ll agree that you and several others are, but Nicky is at best a weak Beta.
Talk about taking things too serious.
 Nicky just  can never let it go, he is so insecure that he must have the last word.

I enjoy punting you around like my personal Hacky Sack.
Trouble is, you really make it too easy.