OMG with you on this one!!!

OMG OMG OMG. It is bad when one jills off three times before even attempting to crawl out of bed.

i have always been weird like that. Ex boyfriends/husbands would wake up to me laying beside them in bed jilling off.

one ex husband would get mad at me...and i would tell him that i tried to wake him up, but he wanted to act old and sleep. (not true, i didnt try to wake him up)
i dont know. it seems it is getting worse.

suggestions?? just jill off. change up the toys though. they tend to go on strike. (true story)

or get laid really good before going to bed. that seems to work well. I think all single providers should invest in what i call a sidepiece. Basically, a booty call. I am still trying to find a decent one. lol


when things get too crazy, i just get on my broom and fly away!

Not knowing your preferences, male vs. female, you might do like we do and $4P. I am with you. Rubbing one out is only a temporary solution.

the hot sweaty action, heavy breathing, dirty talk, and physical engagement.

Have you heard of the hobby?

Ya, that's right! Putting the shoe on the other foot! It works for me! It could work for you

Re: this reminds me of a poem that describes me to a tee:

My sporting days are over;
my pilot light is out.

What used to be my sex appeal
is now my waterspout.

I used to be embarrassed,
trying to make "it" behave.

For every single morning,
"it" would stand and watch me shave.

But now I'm getting older,
and it really gives me the blues,
to see "it" hang down my leg,
and watch me tie my shoes.

You might be interested in a "toy" called Sybian.  The ladies that I have introduced to it really seem to enjoy it.

to tell me to go fuck myself.  It's motivating!

It was cute for a while, now she swats at me.  There is no cure.  She often wakes up slathered.