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What are your "sessions" like? A puzzling question....regular_smile
The Anonymous Escort 5508 reads
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I have been out of the escort world for what seems like an eternity, but have many friends who are still active who I speak with frequently...

It seems that, as they say, the more things change the more they stay the same...

In my past, I was asked this question on the phone almost daily and in many years of experience, never knew what was expected of me for an answer...

Being the smart-ass that I am, answers from me usually involved something like, "Like eating  a Peppermint Patty, with the cool breeze flowing through your hair..." (the old-time commerical)...or "Like eating  a pint of Haagen Daaz after a long suffering diet" or "like dumping your mother-in-law at the airport after the holidays" and so on and so on and so on...and the usual standard and truthful, "well that all depends on you honey"

When someone asks such a question, what kind of answer are they expecting?  Clients know we cannot suggest we may make them happy if we like them, so what's the motivation?

... is the motivation behind that question.

men just wanna hear a shopping list of euphemism'ed acronyms of sex acts, the filthier the better and with relatively little emotional sugar-coating.

just picture the way most people order custom-flavored frapps at Starbucks but substitute our beloved acronynms (BBBJ/TC/CIM/DFK/Gk/etc) for theirs!


but of course, YMMV when it comes to which men exactly you're dealing with on the phone.

in fact, this post, me (singleton), the *real* me, all of us, and the entire universe is all YMMV

:)






-- Modified on 7/13/2003 3:48:47 PM

fortitude4598 reads

And read all the details as reported by the TER reviewers.  You'll find out what YMMV means, and, as my friend Mr. Singleton said, that each guy has a different take on what a date is like.  Have fun.

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