Okay, the inevitable question first-- Why the hell would I want to bypass the blow job???

Is it really that hard to say something like "I just can't wait to get inside of you" or something of the like?

Most likely you are saving her work by skipping the blow job as very few women who actually like giving blow jobs ever suck at it. Either way, you are her customer, not her BoyFriend, is it really THAT hard to simply ask for what you want? Or don't want, as the case may be. Sheesh. Are you officially throwing your hat into the SPOTY competition?

In hypothetical case #1, her pics are unblurred, I would quickly realize I was the paying customer and tell her to skip the BJ.

...one of those who don't really like it much.

...for the love of Gaga please tell me.  

to put it in schoolyard terms. I didn't get all huffy when you started your insipid Asian digs at me. If you enjoy dishing it out, you need to learn how to take it or we will all start confusing you with your new BFF as you are starting to act a lot like him.

I treat you mainly with respect, but you can get every bit as judgmental as anyone else here on this board, and you've directed a lot of it at me. My advice is that if you don't want to be treated like Turdy, stop emulating him, and if you are going to throw zingers at me, expect a few of them in return. Besides, like you said yourself "nothing said on this board means anything" anyhow.

Fk,  I'd like to see it. Really, I would.

"I would like to return the favor" sounds great doesn't it..?
Then introduce whatever activity you would like.. nothing wrong with that..
Dolly

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You're talking about the number one aspect of sex. Communicating your wants and desires.  

...my standard hooker negotiating offer of 50% would still apply.  

Some take-charge is required. Providers I have seen do seem to like a take charge vibe - assuming a reasonable level of civilized behavior.   They also seem to have a routine that they use if you don't give them other instructions.  After all - they gotta start somewhere.

I can't remember ever getting a bad BBBJ.  Some are better than others, sure.  And if she gave me a bad one I just wouldn't see her again.  Same way I just don't see a bunch of really hot women who only do CBJ.

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This is excellent advice!

where we are just so damned happy they are giving us a BJ, we don't dare tell them that they aren't any good at it.  Because we might not ever get it again....  Bad habits are tough to break.

1) He gets a "toothy BJ" and won't tell her it hurts.
2)He keeps seeing another gal who can't take all of his massive tool because he likes paying her to talk and hang out, as if she's his buddy.
3) He's OK with "mutual oral."  And probably pays full price for it.
He really is the Magina of the Year (MOTY

and maybe give some coaching? If not, just move on to the things that DO make her your ATF.

It's very nice you like to please the ladies you see. I love it when a gent is that way. But, within reason. Tell us how you want it, or we're never gonna get better. Like comment cards. It's like any other thing you pay for except we sell tickets to experience our sexuality instead of a product. He's paying for it, so he should be getting a SERVICE that he likes. Seems like he's fond of the gal other than her BJ's, so it might be worth it to find a way. He'd be helping out the future gents that will have their cocks in her mouth too.  

I brought my ex along slowly in the beginning by asking her to do certain things. It wasn't long before she was giving me the best BJ's I'll ever have.

He's doing everything he can to gain access to provider pics showing facial features of providers so that he can blackmail the ladies. He's been advocating that women put clear pictures of their faces online for a long time. Then he tries to pin the game on poor guys like me who, in reality, have lived our entire lives in an incubator and know nothing of how the real world works. I'd be very careful around this scumbag. He hates women because he can't stand his need for sex. So he's looking for ways to do as much harm as possible to them. My advice, send him a photo of his wife trying in vain to give a decent blow job. I've got one if you need it.

...I don't seeing anything about grabbing. You can leave out the "you don't deserve..." part. Yes a provider does want to know what you want. You want her to tell you how she likes it. She wants to know how you like it. How will she know if you don't tell her?  

It's expected in many parts of the world...if you don't it's considered a sign of weakness.

Give it a fucking rest WB...Tobi is more than capable without your pathetic "advice" on how to take care of herself.

But when I'm flashing on ladies of days gone by while this lovely lady is on her knees drooling out spit and licking and sucking, I just get exasperated. She's probably just fine and normal, but her tongue feels like very fine sandpaper or Emory cloth. Makes me feel like I'm a chair leg in a vice being prepped for varnishing.

There are many BSC similiarities between the two of you so I may have to get Turdwell do the DNA testing for me.

It was pretty clear that you were being accused by Inicky46 (and rightfully so) of transgressing boundaries and not respecting the hooker you are with and her choice of profession.  He did it in a very brief and witty manner.   I think your reply was a non-sequitur.

I just re-sold it to dumbass WB for $1500. He got all hot and bothered when he realized the pic was unblurred and overpaid me for it.

You wanna back that shit up?  I'd advise you to do it or your credibility in these parts might suffer.  Jest sayin'.

Wow, talk about putting words in my mouth, Turdwell.  I never said "I" would pound her.  I simply said you're a mangina for finding it OK to be with a hooker who couldn't take your ponderous pud and finding it OK to hang out and talk instead.
I don't know about you, but if I want to hang out and talk with a gal, well, I don't have to pay for that.  If you must pay for it, you're nothing more than a clueless chump.  Not that it's news to anyone here.
You're level of clueless, mangina blather is epic.  But, by all means, keep on embarrassing yourself. It seems it's the only thing you're good at.
PS: Didn't you say the other day that you're "not that big?"  So which is it?  Are you lying here or did you lie the other day?  Either way, it's just another lie in an increasing string of them.  What with your lies and your cluelessness it's no wonder you have no credibility here.

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HE often forgets who the client is. NVM Turdy.  

Posted By: StinaValentine

It's very nice you like to please the ladies you see. I love it when a gent is that way. But, within reason. Tell us how you want it, or we're never gonna get better. Like comment cards. It's like any other thing you pay for except we sell tickets to experience our sexuality instead of a product. He's paying for it, so he should be getting a SERVICE that he likes. Seems like he's fond of the gal other than her BJ's, so it might be worth it to find a way. He'd be helping out the future gents that will have their cocks in her mouth too.  
   
 Obviously, he'd have to communicate a scenario like that beforehand otherwise it might take her by surprise and make her nervous if not executed properly.  
   
 But, yeah. Some ladies like the wrist grabbing commandos.  
   

Posted By: RodTidweLL

I'd rather be considered the chump then,"grab wrists","tell her she doesn't deserve my cock"? If this is what women want I'll never understand women .

I haven't seen a pussy have a meltdown like that since Clay Aiken lost the 2003 Final on American Idol.

You should have Gaga teach you how to properly ware a pair of panties...

things can get a little cray cray!

More than even money he still doesn't get it. Lol.

Lets fuck!

Wow, did you get past 5th grade?  

One more stupid defense of his stupidity. *Yawn

Hey now, I didn't say I like it all the time. Variety is the spice of life.

I'm not going "nevermind" him. His points are just as valid as anybody's. I bet his local ladies like being with him because he is such a sweetheart in that way.  

Posted By: LucasHood

HE often forgets who the client is. NVM Turdy.  
   

Posted By: StinaValentine

It's very nice you like to please the ladies you see. I love it when a gent is that way. But, within reason. Tell us how you want it, or we're never gonna get better. Like comment cards. It's like any other thing you pay for except we sell tickets to experience our sexuality instead of a product. He's paying for it, so he should be getting a SERVICE that he likes. Seems like he's fond of the gal other than her BJ's, so it might be worth it to find a way. He'd be helping out the future gents that will have their cocks in her mouth too.    
     
  Obviously, he'd have to communicate a scenario like that beforehand otherwise it might take her by surprise and make her nervous if not executed properly.  
     
  But, yeah. Some ladies like the wrist grabbing commandos.  
     

Posted By: RodTidweLL

I'd rather be considered the chump then,"grab wrists","tell her she doesn't deserve my cock"? If this is what women want I'll never understand women .

If you did they wouldn't be riddled with errors of spelling and grammar to the point where they make no sense.  And, yes, I do read them.  So do most of the other members.  And that is exactly your problem.
This is just one example

Or just say, "Marry me!"

Alyssa Marie's crying to the boards about how she doesn't like the bullshit here?  Sounds like a "her" problem...and I guess you are her friend so it's also a "you" problem.

it can't completely compensate for your stupidity, Tardwell.

The lady was pointing out that you're the one suffering from "a failure to communicate," dumbass. Oh, and you have a violent streak, too?  How nice for you.  I'm sure the ladies here will note that.

And it was also what was said about it in the video. Some guys here get hit pretty hard here by other guys when they don't communicate well here.

It was supposed to be some food for thought but I guess it got lost.



Steph



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But never mind, keep on being a dumbass.


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Any fool but you, that is.  Your problem is, you think people here are as dumb as you are.  You have no game at all, let alone swag.
Your favorite word.  Well, if the shoe fits.....
SWAG
The most used word in the whole fucking universe. Douche bags use it, your kids use it, your mail man uses it, and your fucking dog uses it. If you got swag, you generally wear those shitty hats side way, and your ass hanging out like a fucking goof cause your pants are half way down your white ass legs. To break down the word, it means (Secretly We Are Gay). It is also a word that means to represent yourself/ the way you represent yourself, baggy clothes, shitty hats, small penis and basically a way to say your afraid to come out of the closet.
Assface Magee: I got so much swag  
Darrel: You got so much dick in your ass  
Assface Magee: Fuck you, SWAG

Turdy is clearly not one of those people.

The fact that you didn't understand my post shows that you have a 'cyberbully' mentality.  

Lmfao!!!!!!

Lmfao!!!!!!

You are a consistent poster...that I'll give you.

From an old fashioned prude type who does not blur but cuts off the face. If the tricks would put there unblurred faces on a website that states they hire hookers which is illegal, I will the post a full frontal nude with face. And this is NOT about who pays who, it is all about  life after and the association ruining it. Not to mention it is ILLEGAL