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JustAGal See my TER Reviews 1354 reads
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1) You are in a restaurant with your family and see a guy/gal who looks familiar and your first thought is "Did I have sex with that person?"

2)  You realize at a M&G that you've seen most people of opposite (and sometimes your) sex naked


3) You can't go into a hotel room without putting (or looking for )an unmarked envelope on the dresser.

4) You realize that you know every hotel in the area. Worse, the front desk staff know you.

5) You can spot "your own" from across the street

6) You no longer understand the concept of waiting until the third date.

7)  You ask your SO if multiple pops are allowed

8) When you are in ANY hotel, you case it out for discrete entrance and exit points for potential future use.

10) You have something to contribute to this post

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XoXo

Lina

mrfisher240 reads

You look for a photos section of every website you visit, followed by the rates page.

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johnhuntback180 reads

Every time you see a beautiful woman, you wonder if she provides.

When you do your tax return and see the term "Hobby Income/Expenses," you have to remind yourself that they don't mean "this hobby."

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OldArmyGuy172 reads

I don't wonder if she provides....I wonder what her rates are.

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rexkay00758 reads

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I don't wonder if she provides....I wonder what her rates are.
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I heard a joke once, which went along the lines of:

Him (an eccentric billionaire who does quirky things at the drop of a hat)

She (A drop dead gorgeous acquaintance of his)

He:  Will you have sex with me for a dollar ?
She: (clearly outraged) WHAT ?! What the hell are you talking about ?  Do you think I am a "ho" or what ?

He (changing tack) : Okay, I will pay you 10 million dollars.  Will you  have sex with me ?.....just an hour of your time....and no-one need to know at all and it will be a secret between the both of us..

She (knowing his reputation as a quirky Billionaire, for whom 10 million dollars is chicken-feed and that he was dead serious....and thinks that after all it is just an hour's time and then she is SET FOR LIFE with never a need to work at all - EVER - and no-one is going to know about the event, anyway) : Well.... okay....but we need to be very discreet.

Moral of the story:  

She is still a "ho", notwithstanding her protestations to the contrary...it was purely just a matter of arriving at her RATE (isn't that the same with all of us ?).

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Crazy Diamond160 reads

Lina, you neglected to add #9, so I'll add my nine pennies...

9) You can't go away for a week-end or a business trip without setting something up in advance.  Regardless of anything else that happens, this will be the highlight of trip.

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eyeluv2look118 reads

#12 You find out your going to be traveling so you research the providers for the area you'll be visiting.

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Dr. joe166 reads

You unconsciously leave a little something extra for your SO as you leave for work after a great night of cuddles.

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ItalianGabriella175 reads

Which I just did yet again last night... my f*ck buddy left, and I glanced at the counter as if there would be an envelope laying there....

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belindabell165 reads

you do the math and figure out how many dates it will take to be able to pay cash.

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GaGambler136 reads

I just don't want to. lol

Oh all right, so I am an addict. Sue me. lol

One other way to tell. When you pull up any one of the escort malls in your city, Eros, CV etc. at any given time and you have seen at least thirty of the ladies. You might be an addict. lol

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clarence37104 reads

I'm tending bar part time in a major hotel. The smell of the hallways and rooms makes me horny as hell. I occasionally have to deliver a room service order, and on elevator on the way up, I'm hard enough to balance the tray... when I collect the money in the room, I have to stand slightly sideways and hunch over a little, like a teenager writing on the chalkboard in front of his hot ninth grade teacher.

#12: you know you are p4p addicted when ANY aspect of a hotel gives you a hard-on.

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terrev66 reads

can do better?"

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jhonny877056 reads

#11 walking through the airport and checking out the ladies while asking yourself "wonder if/where she provides; how much would her company cost?"

As a reader/reviewer (mostly), I must say this is a very cool thread, Lina.

J

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