Check out her ass as she walks through.  

Similarly,  pulling the chair out for her is the right thing to do, but it's also a great way to look over her shoulder for a quick down - blouse glimpse .  

I pick the checkout not by how long the line is, but how hot the girl behind the register.  If a convenience store, I ask for something on the shelves behind her so I can check out her ass as she turns and reaches (preferably up) for it.  If it's a particularly nice ass, I ask to see multiple options of the same product.  

I'm happier with a crappy waitress who is hot than with a great one who is not.  

I drive 35 minutes out of my way to go to a Hooters style Barbershop even though I don't like the haircut I usually get, and the previous Barber was 5 minutes away, better, and  $20 cheaper.  I ran into him recently,  explained it, and he completely understands.

I picked my therapist because she's an 8 and was wearing a short skirt and tank top for our initial consultation.   I think she believes that I have a problem with objectifying women, but I'm not really sure because I tend not to hear what she says when I'm sitting across from her.

I can't meet a woman between the ages of 18-60 without thinking about how she would handle the pile - driving mish position.    

I take a 25 minute longer route into Boston in the Spring thru Fall because it goes through several campuses and short shorts are back in style.

I simply cannot sit in a crowd without playing the "I'd fuck her" game and it's variation: "I'd PAY to fuck her."  Over the years, the percentages for both games have gone up.  If the event is long enough,  I start ranking them.

The relevance of all this to my Hobbying is that, if I come across a civilian chick in my irregular life that puts a tingle in my dangle, I go to great lengths to find a Provider that's similar enough to fantasy fuck.  I've tapped numerous Provider doppelgangers of hot female attorneys,  judges, and court clerks, as well as my kids' teachers, waitresses, neighbors,  town MILFS,  and you name it over the years.  I once found the spitting image of my bitch sister in law just so I could have the mental image pleasure of sticking my cock in her mouth so she couldn't talk.

I think I'm pleasantly perverted,  but I'll let you be the judge.

I made a similar post like this on my regional board a bunch of years ago, but wanted to do it again for a bigger, newer response because, quite frankly, the replies back then gave me some new ideas to help fulfill my particular vision quest.

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This is the way I was raised as well. I simply find that in 20% of the opportunities I find I get the added benefit of checking out a nice ass. One can be chivalrous, and we should get the benefits of being so in certain situations

Here in the deep south, everything is deep fried. I'd say that 2% of the asses I see are nice.

I still hold the door for all women, though. Usually I have to stay well clear of the door so she can fit through.  

Just another reason why I pay.

I thought I was just really perverted, but I guess there are other people out there that think almost exactly like me.   I'd rather have a chick cut my hair than a old guy any day.  When I hold the door open everyone thinks I'm a nice person, but it's usually just to check out a girl's ass.  If I see a really hot waitress, I try to get a table that is in her area.  I had a college buddy that worked in the kitchen at a restaurant, his manager told him that he usually just picked the hottest one when he interviewed for waitresses.   I always play the "I'd fuck her" and "I'd pay to fuck her" game then I also decide how much I would pay to fuck her.  I will often take a longer route through a college campus if I know there will be a lot of hot, young pie out jogging or walking to class.  If I see a hot girl, I instantly imagine her naked and imagine what it would be like to fuck her.  About the only thing I disagree with is the ages, but I am a fairly young hobbyist.  I don't really think about sex with anyone over 45, unless they are exceptionally hot.  I know that its frowned upon to objectify women, but I really can't help it and it's involuntary.

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“As we are, so we do; and as we do, so is it done to us; we are the builders of our fortunes.”
― Ralph Waldo Emerson

I love polite AND a bit naughty!

Steph xoxo

To perv out.  I can gurantee that, although I do hold the door for everyone, I'm not checking out everybody's ass.

Frequent wet daydreams about you.

Cute, but being on the receiving end of it is a lot different. Can be a good or bad thing...depends on context.  

Many times I pick females to work with me...photographers, teachers, accountants, etc...just so that I don't have to worry about my ass being ASSessed...

There are times when it's unwelcome and does make one feel objectified...just cue in to a woman's reaction as men catcall to her on the sidewalk...I sometimes get hoots and hollers when I exercise and let me tell you, it's NEVER cool...it ranges from eye-roll annoying to creepiness and even harassment...I had a guy once try to 'race' me for a few yards as I ran by him...he kept making remarks...I never looked at him or acknowledged him in any way and honestly wanted to punch him. Just because we're in public doesn't mean we're public property....  

But there's no inherent harm in it, and a lot depends on context and how far one expresses oneself.

 

 

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I just went to your website and checked out your ass. I wholeheartedly approve.

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mmmmmm I've learned so much since then and have been deep in ashtanga yoga.
With bated breath DC…anytime

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The beauty of the female form in all its variations keeps life exciting and visually motivating, and is best enjoyed from all angles.

During airport layovers I'll sit along the main aisles to watch the eye candy, and usually near gates from Miami, NY, or LA origins.  International flight departures are really good, but arrivals tend to be a bit scary.

If you have to take a long escalator then why would you step up behind a guy?  Take a moment to align your position in life and enjoy the view of planning ahead.

In restaurants I prefer a seat with a door view.  On patios or streetside bistros the seating is tailor-made for people watching.

Have a coffee and sit on a bench to watch the world go by.

If the woman's movements are purposeful then she's focused on something besides being noticed, and may not appreciate your attention.
If a bit more exaggerated or slow, then they seem more responsive to an acknowledgement of appreciation such as a knowing nod, arched eyebrow, or a soft whistle.  Have you ever just walked up to a woman in an airport, caught her eye and said "WOW, Nice Jeans!"  Then walked away?  Don't press the issue, let her decide what happens next.  Who knows, you two might be on the same weekly travel schedule that works out in your favor in the future.

You rock!  I am also very similar.  There is the sweetest little checkout girl at my local market with the juiciest ass who reminds me of Remy LaCroix.  I long to defile her.  It goes on, but you get the picture.

and a lot of fun BCD. Ahhhhh thinking about your back rubs now!

xoxo,

Steph

I think it is because of the surprise when I smack it as they walk past!

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I bought an SUV so I could pull along side of hot gals with seat belt pulled ever so tightly across the middle of their chest just to catch a birds-eye view of those awesome puppies individually poking out.

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It could be argued that these courtesies were meant for reciprocity since chivalry is mostly a male concept. I don't want to put a feminist slant on the conversation because I wouldn't consider myself one while I believe in the equality of all people.  

But as a woman who loves positive male attention, and one that understands this is how the male mind woks, regardless of your intent I will put an extra bit of sexy in my step as you hold the door for me. I will make sure the neckline of my outfit tastefully plays up the DDD's as you help me with my chair and pay the check for dinner.  

It's all good.

How do you come up with this shit!! Just love it... The one I read yesters about finger up the ass, bleeding roid-CLASSIC, FUCKING CLASSIC...   LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO!!!

we'll do it too.

8o)

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I do now live in the Deep South, although I'll admit that I am a transplant. The folks where I live like to call me a Yankee, even though my family emigrated here from the Netherlands in 1949, and we had nothing to do with the Civil War, in fact it had been over for some 80 years when we came here.

Anyway, an observation, there are some very nice asses down here, and yes there are some overly large ones too.

I get your humor though, and fried food I'm sure inflates some of the women down here asses, but up north, pizza has the same effect. By the way, I just had some really good pizza this evening, as I'm on a business trip this week up north. They just do not know how to make pizza in the south, I don't know how else to put it. Fried food and barbecue they have it down nearly to a science, pizza, not so much.

Life is good Springer, safe hobbying man.

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