That's some serious sausage party. lmao


DAB the DrunkAsianBastard

Sat here and perusing new reviews when I saw Edrienne Cole got her 20th, which means she's now #1 on the top 100 of all providers on this site cuz of her scores. I applaud her for this milestone(toldya, EC!), but it was kinda bittersweet for me cuz 'I' wanted to write her 20th review and hope it coincided with it being the 750,000 one also.

Oh well, still have hopes of having the 750,000 one, lol!

Anyway, went thru the list and saw many ladies that I would love to spend time with(yes, FUCK them, wise-ass OSP/inicky/drunkasian/etc...) and saw I had been with two of them at this point.  

I have a bucket list of around 70 ladies, or some shit like that, that I can't wait to burn thru. But I'd also dig like fuck to burn thru the top 100 just to say I did. Bragging rights.

Yes, I know the list changes here and there based on everybody else's experiences and how they scored them. Just thought it would be cool as fuck to go down the list one day and say 'Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep.....'

I know inicky has been with a few of them. Fuck. How can I forget, he tells me 'when I was with so-and-so...'

Anyway, just something I thought was interesting and wondered if any of the other 'gents'(and I use the term loosely) contemplated such an endeavour.

The only foursome I'll be partaking in is with 3 of the ladies on either of those lists...

Nor would I care to be an OMINOUS number.

The point of the Hobby is to have fun, not to gain an approval rating.


BTW; you don't know how to write anything other than a 10/10. As someone already stated,"Put down the bottle and step away from the keyboard"/

I had a list, yeah, but it was enjoyment purposes solamente.

I have never relied or given any credence to the top 100 list, much less using anyone's eyes but mine telling me whats hot or not.
 
I go to search, type in my preferences, immediately TER gives me my own personalized list.
 Edrienne Cole was on my top five to see list long before she was on top 100.

Put down the bottle and slowly walk away.

but you'll have to convince OSP and iNOOKY first. lmao

And thanks for the clarification that you don't want to fuck me, OSP and DA, too.  As for burning through the top 100, well, watch out!  People will say you're trying to out-do beefeater!  lol!
PS:  Yes, I've been with a few of them, but only a few.  My bucket list is still very long.  Right now I can't even chip away at it.

Wait.....is that how that saying goes? lol

MP - why do so many of your posts read like Blogosopheres entries?  Are you going to assemble all of them one day and write your 100 hooker reflections?  Make it the hooker version of  Julie and Julia?

And open your own own tavern with the rest of the dough.  Or donate the dough to a rehab facility.  Get away from the keyboard and get laid...  Wait, thats advice for me.   Back later...

You realize, of course, that all you're doing is encouraging him?  BTW, is Sally Jesse Raphael dead yet?

I guess that way you can keep giving your useless 10/10 scores just because they are on that lists...

a part of your don't ask don't tell scenario thank you muy mucho

I get the feeling they'll say the same thing as I do.

'I'm easy, but I ain't cheap!'

Yeah... I'm certainly interested. Thanks for bringing her up... She's now on my list.