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Yesterday I Had To Bit.. At Someone About....
nnnccmmm17 1279 reads
posted
1 / 14

safety, risks, manners and No...., means NO, so quit asking!!  He had through a full hour repeatedly either asked or commented about BB!  This idiot made me think of these funny ways to say "COVER IT, IF YOU WANT IT!".    Anyone here care to add some more to my list?

***Fyi - I posted this on my regional board, but thought everyone else here would love this and have some more to add to the list.  

If you want to bang 'er, you must cover your wanger....

When in heat, cover your meat....

Before you poke 'er, cover your strok'er....

To get a-boinking, cover your poinker....

Before we rock, cover up your cock.....

For this sweet, cover up the treat....

To get at this wuss, cover up your goods....

For some lovin, cover up Mr. Hung One....

Before we start the meter, cover up your peter....

Oh my god, cover that big rod....


Have fun everyone, but play it safe!!

Hugs,

LL

niceenuf 40 Reviews 201 reads
posted
2 / 14

How about:

"hey asshole, wear a condom or I'm throwing you out"

2muchTruth4U 140 reads
posted
3 / 14
literbike 163 reads
posted
4 / 14

Ask me once about BB..I say no, ask me twice about BB...ya got to go.

Hate, and I do mean hate, that type of man who will not take a firm but polite NO for an answer.

bluedragon06 11 Reviews 148 reads
posted
5 / 14

I gather you have come across such a person? I suppose whoever does ask does not like himself.

Khym_D_NYC See my TER Reviews 232 reads
posted
6 / 14

its apparently a motto from some chicks on some TV show. i can not, for the life of me, remember any more details other than that.

"Cover it or I'm keeping it".
explanation: put a condom on or she is keeping the baby.

WTF? If a woman said that to me, i wouldn't even do anything with her.

that is scary!!

okay, at my max allowed posting for the week. take care all!

mrfisher 111 Reviews 112 reads
posted
7 / 14
literbike 130 reads
posted
8 / 14

Yes and the mentality that some men have that when a woman says no, she means yes, drives me crazy.

No means No...plain and freaking simple.

Aileysalley 173 reads
posted
9 / 14

To any Man that thinks he is having Raw Sex:

10. Cover Your Stump...before You Hump

9. Don't be Silly...Protect Your Willie

8. Don't be a loner...cover Your Boner

7. You can't go wrong...if You shield Your Dong

6. If You slip between My thighs...Condomize

5. If You are going into heat...Package Your Meat

4. Pick from this selection...to Protect Your
                 Erection

3. Don't make a mistake...Cover Your Snake

2. Constrain Your little head...before You stick
               it in My Shed

If All else fails...just Remember the #1 answer:

1. If You Can NOT Shield Your Rocket...
     Leave it in Your Pocket!!

Everyone have an Awesome Weekend and Keep playing Safe ;)

TrulyMsMocha See my TER Reviews 102 reads
posted
10 / 14

wanna shove it in my face, roll the jimmy to the base.

*brain fart* s'all I got lol.

LS460AWD 46 Reviews 120 reads
posted
11 / 14

How bout ? If you don't want the door.  Cover up for the girl ?

hound_dog69 41 Reviews 174 reads
posted
12 / 14

This dork deserves a swift kick in the nuts, and here the OP is soft-selling that she had to bitch at him, and she won't even spell out bitch! Sorry LL, but you need to get some "get-up-and-get-out" in your boots for guys like this.

I had read this earlier, and then had an appointment with an extremely nice lady, so I asked about this. I asked how common it was to be asked for BBFS.

Her answer was sort of interesting. It seems she was asked several times, 4-5, in the first part of her stay here in DC, but that the requests tapered off over time.

WTF?! I don't know if this is a lot or a little, but the fact that the requests came early on and then tapered off makes me wonder.

Do these guys see a provider early in her tour thinking she's never done this before and will agree to BBFS, and that she hasn't caught anything, but will a few weeks into her stay???

Gahhhh!

literbike 103 reads
posted
13 / 14

Pretty much yes ...(answering last part of your post). BTW Hi there HD69

GreyGoose2000 73 Reviews 136 reads
posted
14 / 14

LOL I like your style. I still don't understand why anyone would even consider doing BB with all the risks that are involved. I know it feels better, but the risks are not worth it.

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