When I read reviews, my main purpose is learning about these main factors:
Provider personality, performance and hygiene Incall (if applicable) type and discretion Any discrepancies between her web presence and reality (donation rate, pictures, policies). The juicy details are like letters to Penthouse for me. I don't get too drawn into the reviewer's recollection of his fantasy. The best review is a short and to-the-point paragraph or two that covers the above details.
To call a review 'the best" would imply that I am entertained or turned on by reading reviews and I am sorry but that is just not the case with me.
I only "suffer through" the juicy details to get an idea about the girl's general attitude and to verify that certain things like DFK and BBBJ are on the menu, typically even the longest, most detailed review takes me maybe ten seconds to scan through to glean all the info that is important to me. I'll let the more anal members here pour over every last detail. While they are still reading her reviews, I am probably already fucking her. lol
In all seriousness, though, I'm just looking for info. I don't care how well they're written. The exception is reviews that are entertaining because of unusual circumstances. Anyone got a link to the bird lady review?
I travel a great deal. Each city I travel, has a reviewer or two, that write reviews that are spot on. At least to my taste in escorts.
I certainly don't pay any attention to reviewers who write 10/10 reviews. A reviewer who gives 8 & 9s is usually more reliable than the 10/10 reviewers.
Hahaha!!! I do believe one the hottest ones was written by YOU! 😜😗🍭 Damn, we sure do know how to have a fucking blast! I'll promise, I will jam out with my clam out IF you rock out with your cock out lol!!!! 😀😎😗😚 XOXO, TL
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