When I read reviews, my main purpose is learning about these main factors:

Provider personality, performance and hygiene
Incall (if applicable) type and discretion
Any discrepancies between her web presence and reality (donation rate, pictures, policies).

The juicy details are like letters to Penthouse for me. I don't get too drawn into the reviewer's recollection of his fantasy.  

The best review is a short and to-the-point paragraph or two that covers the above details.

To call a review 'the best" would imply that I am entertained or turned on by reading reviews and I am sorry but that is just not the case with me.

 
I only "suffer through" the juicy details to get an idea about the girl's general attitude and to verify that certain things like DFK and BBBJ are on the menu, typically even the longest, most detailed review takes me maybe ten seconds to scan through to glean  all the info that is important to me. I'll let the more anal members here pour over every last detail. While they are still reading her reviews, I am probably already fucking her. lol

I imagine most writers can't afford the hobby.

provider is a good fit for me, then I book an appointment. Kind of like pass/fail.

The best reviews are the ones I write

In all seriousness, though, I'm just looking for info. I don't care how well they're written. The exception is reviews that are entertaining because of unusual circumstances. Anyone got a link to the bird lady review?

The review was very well written and every time I read it, it brings about a great memory.  

As a provider, I read my reviews and I appreciate it when a gentleman is able to write upon my persona in addition to the naughty bits.

I travel a great deal. Each city I travel, has a reviewer or two, that write reviews that are spot on. At least to my taste in escorts.  

I certainly don't pay any attention to reviewers who write 10/10 reviews. A reviewer who gives 8 & 9s is usually more reliable than the 10/10 reviewers.

Mine ofcoarse LMAO!!!

Sorry, I just like to fuck!  
XOXO  
TL