Re: A Corn-Fed Harvest Mouse, A Hooker, A Nun, A Flemish Peasant Woman, Whips, Chains, Whistles.....

Hey by chances is the chiken a frizzle?
Love the shot! Must have made for a hot time!

Thanks for the giggles!,

Midnight Starr

Re: A Corn-Fed Harvest Mouse, A Hooker, A Nun, A Flemish Peasant Woman, Whips, Chains, Whistles.....

The craziest thing I ever had an escort do for me is, she ate a can of Green Giant nibblets corn the night before in anticipation for our date the next day.  We kept in cell phone communication so she could immediately call me the next day when she felt her warm meat loaf needing to leave its incubation holding cell.  She called me and like a father rushing to the hospital for his wife giving birth to their first new born child, I quickly drove to her condo.

I arrive and she says "hurry"! Jennifer is a skinny and pretty blonde and she rushed me to her bathroom as I layed down in her dry bath tub beneigth her.  She could hold it in no longer and for the first time in my life, I observed a pastey firm dough like substance excrete from her puckered asshole onto my awaiting chest.  As lovely and pretty as Jennifer is, her shit smelled!  It smelled like shit! But, I played with her shit like as a child I played with Play Dough.  I squeezed her shit and loved the undigested corn kernals that were in it.  To be honest, I wanted to eat a corn kernal or two, but I couldn't bring myself to do it.  Also, out of respect for her, I did not smear any of her shit on her.  I did appreciate the love offering she gave to me and I saved some in a plastic baggie for a special blend of lamb and beef hamburgers at the next BBQ.

If you've never had a slender and pretty girl shit on you, let me tell you it is kinky fun!  I had many pee on me and have it drizzle in my mouth and down my face, but shit is different.

We then cleaned up.  Some of her shit I saved (it IS special shit) Others we flushed down the toilet.  We both scrubbed up in the shower and then consumated an escort session in the traditional sense.  A little BBBJ and walk the dog.  It was a fun date and I look forward to the next slender and pretty girl who desires to share her special seasoned meat loaf with me.

Lord Jesus John The Baptist Holmes Thee First

I'm in therapy for it, so let me heal; but basically, I am my own kink - I'm ugly enough to qualify for Bestiality, so just by my asking her to do me, I'm crossing a line that's probably better left uncrossed.

BTW, I don't appreciate the chicken abuse you show in your post, and I say: "Let my people go!"

and similar toppings.  It sure left a mess and wasn't all that much fun.