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Just for a little fun and change of pace..  

Guys - what celebrity hottie do you really, really wish was a provider?

Gals - what celebrity hunk of hotness is in your "rub club?"

Post a pic if you feel like it.

I got a thang for Mila Kunis... this week. I may have to switch to Rihanna for next week though...

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Deborah Ann Woll!!!!

If she were a provider, I'd be broke...as in bro-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-oke....

(read the above like Ron White)

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Mr. NickyPooPoo46

I'm so sorry Nicky, I just couldn't resist hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....now YOU are a STUD!!! This is how I picture you looking, hairy chest and all LOL and the *bling* thing over the teeth....look at that smile, no wonder why you get ALL the ladies.  

Those eyes just draw you in don't they guys...........I am CRYING over here. OH MY F'N GODDDDDD I'm gonna lose it.  

I do luv ya Nicky with all of me heart ;) Really I do.

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1. Natalie Portman
2 Ally Raisman (Olympic Gymnast)  
3. A local Korean NBC News Anchor
4 A local ABC News Anchor

These are the only 4 people I can see myself shelling over a grand for. Not because sex is going to be any better than a $300-400/hr hooker, but for bragging rights..

And then.... Cheynne Silver (who is an ex porn star and did provide, at least at one point)

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I really shouldn't ever let NIcky live this one down. roflmfao

Nicky and Taylor sitting in a tree......................


Oh please stop, my sides are literally hurting from laughing so hard.

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stalk much???? Keep it in check, she's just a woman lol.

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When ever I'm attracted to a beautiful woman in the media.

 
I always tell myself. that is why she's there, because she is beautiful.

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poop Vern. Ok, in all actuality, my real Celebrity crush is...................

RickyBobby. Just so I can say his name 1000x LOL. Shake-n-Bake Baby ;)

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I'd like to stick it in Wendy's ass-iago.

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I'll move heaven and earth to book, and I'll go broke

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Dude you're still in lust with the old Cheyenne. She don't look like that anymore! :D

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Can't see the pick...but...it's either Norman Reedus or Jack Black.  :D

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when I saw her interview at some Las Vegas event, and her cleavage looked pretty natural. (Although this is only a guess..)

Its not unheard of for women to get rid of their fake tits. Remember, she is no longer an active porn star...

Man, you and CPA have helluva memory. I better never contradict myself on the boards. I like GaG and inicky. The forget what they posted last night....

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Something about the roundness of the hat, and she is making a hooker face. Looks like she is having an orgasm.

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But I guess he's over 55. Lol.

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Stalk?  Pffft!  Have never and will never...

"Just a woman?"  We wouldn't all be here if y'all were "just women"

There are women and then there are 'women'.  

Maybe it's a guy thing...

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The brunette meteorologist on the local NBC station, not your local station is a hottie

 
Short, curvy, and sexy. I think the microphone thing on her back, accentuates her ass to ridiculous proportions, that and high heels.

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Of course, she showed her awesome natural rack in Californication.  

But i fell in lust after seeing Stand up Guys.

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That's what I call my pot head friend, who has Parkinson's. lol...(that was in bad taste)

 
See...See, all this lusting has turned me in to an inglourious fucktard. ;)

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Posted By: SecretMe11
Excellent choice.  I concur!!!!

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you don't know about Shake-n-Bake and 8lb Baby Jesus...............Come on, you need to get with it.....he's my dream guy for sure. If I married someone like him, I would be pissing my damn pants every damn day hahahaha     RickyBobby RickyBobby RickyBobby          hahahahahahaha

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but I'm fairly certain there has never been a female porn actress with a bubble butt, who I didn't want to have sex with. Brunettes in the lower five foot range are preference.

 
What can I say, I was born this way.

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I am talking about Eun Yang (NBC4) and Allison Starling. (WJLA7)

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Most of the females in the McDonald's ads are sexy. Same with other FF brands, and pretty much everything.  

 
McDonald's ads are the strangest sexy women, attractive guys. Sitting around eating cheeseburgers, laughing having fun, the ads remind me of a daytime soap.  

 
The latest McD ad I recall seeing had a girl in a green and black dress, kind of latina looking, very attractive.

The best was an ad that ran last year or the year before. The ad tarted out, with a POV shot of, I think it was a blond. Walking out of a building in black stretch pants, with a very nice ass. What that had to do with chicken nuggets, IDK

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For some reason, I'd rather not know.


Would you prefer Ricky Bobby, over the real Will Farrell?


I like comedy, but those dudes act immature, perhaps it's an act, but they look ridiculous.

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You rule for ringing in early, Tobi! Go girl! (Even though we couldn't see the pic).

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Nope, just turned 50. ;)

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But I guess he's over 55. Lol.

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I would also be broke on Megyn Kelly visits....

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Sometimes you just can't take a guy out OTC...it's just not worth it

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They were so money on Firefly...going to have to dig those DVDs out and watch em again...

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Mmmmm...mischief anyone?

And my 'Kelly File' is unfortunately brief...

 
Good choices!

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He could be 55 1/2 now?

Happens all the time on TER...and we learned from Hollywood  LOL

I guess that there's always an exception to every rule.  
Posted By: BadCollegeGirl
Nope, just turned 50. ;)  
   
Posted By: AnotherDonJohn
But I guess he's over 55. Lol.
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Nicky...am I in trouble? Didn't expect you so soon hahahahaha....luv you?????? eeks

Tobi, you can have Mr. Depp at any age, he does absolutely nothing for me whatsoever. lol

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Mr. Tidwell, you are in my top 5. LOVE his passion and his unbridled ummm 'humble' ways LOL.

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Ricky Bobby......sideburns and all....my favorite..........how could a lady not fall deeply in love......."I'm on fire".

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What's wrong with my selections ;)

But I do believe I posted my 'true' ultimate crush last year on the boards a bunch of times ;) Uhhh, no further comment.

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Hard to choose one favorite celebrity looker though. I also like Natalie Portman, Mila Kunis, Jennifer Lawrence, Carrie Underwood, and many others!

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We keep our minds clear for more important things.  Like pussy.  And alcohol.  Or, in GaG's case, gambling.
I've actually seen him doing all three at once.  Sitting at the bar of the Cocal in Jaco placing bets on his lap top and drinking tequila, while interviewing Ticas.
Since I don't gamble, I'm perfectly happy with pussy and alcohol.  It's good to be able to multi-task, and remembering all the bullshit here might interfere with that.
We hope you understand.  No, actually, we don't give a rat's ass. LOL!

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How about Heather Locklear? I was told she knows semen is better than any facial cream you could buy. Holy crap, I'd love to give her a facial.

Jessica Alba, wow really hot

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Shiny?  

Posted By: SecretMe11
They were so money on Firefly...going to have to dig those DVDs out and watch em again...

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I'm in Las Vegas awaiting the arrival of a very hot young lady named Demi Drake.  i will not be playing on the boards for the rest of the night.
C ya!

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If Johnny wanted a date with me, I'd allow it no matter what his age. I'd let that man rip my eyeballs out and literally skull fuck me. For free.  

Posted By: ChgoCPA
He could be 55 1/2 now?  
   
 Happens all the time on TER...and we learned from Hollywood  LOL  
   
 I guess that there's always an exception to every rule.    
   
Posted By: BadCollegeGirl
Nope, just turned 50. ;)  
     
Posted By: AnotherDonJohn
But I guess he's over 55. Lol.
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And Eva Mendes, and Violante Placido, and too many others to count.

But my favorite of all time

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so I printed this out and expressed it to him and his agent.

It's not my fault if he's goes knockin' everywhere in Hollywood to find the "Badcollegegirl." Lol.

Can't fault your choice. He's the Don Juan Demarco.  
Posted By: BadCollegeGirl
If Johnny wanted a date with me, I'd allow it no matter what his age. I'd let that man rip my eyeballs out and literally skull fuck me. For free.  

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Hey, you and Tobi get props for playing! But there is no accounting for taste...

Let's see... Johnny Depp or The Hoff and Ricky Bobby? Johnny Depp or The Hoff and Ricky Bobby?

lol. I was expecting you to put up Beckham! Celebrities only!

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Posted By: MasterZen
Just for a little fun and change of pace..  
   
 Guys - what celebrity hottie do you really, really wish was a provider?  
   
 Gals - what celebrity hunk of hotness is in your "rub club?"  
   
 Post a pic if you feel like it.  
   
 I got a thang for Mila Kunis... this week. I may have to switch to Rihanna for next week though...

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BEAKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!! He's a celebrity and thensome ;)

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puppies will get you all the ladies you could ever want and handle. Now remember, make sure you announce who you've got lined up for today and tomorrow...I expect a full report on my desk by this morning with a cup of coffee, stevia and light cream please. Thank you Nicky ;)

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We need you on the GD board more often, cutie.

But you gotta post up your own "rub club" entry to play!

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If I ever start posting on the Porn star board Aletta Ocean will be the reason

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CPA & GAG!!!  

(GAG is on the left, CPA's on the right lol)

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I've bee fantasizing about her since that ad campaign brok

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And the Villagers with pitchforks and torches will be here soon.

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WALLET.
And since you seem so fascinated by my exploits, Demi was great.  A real 9/9.  It has been said you have studied my reviews, so check for a new one in a day or so.  I am sure you'll enjoy it.

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So start liquidating the accounts.
And buy your ticket to Prague. Lol.

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This lad is hot and feisty! Love to fuk!

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Not sure what it is with me and guys named Johnny.

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and unfortunately no more VIP for me lol. That was only 2 days last week. You can always shoot me a copy of your escapades..I told you I want a hard copy on my desk today dammit.

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WALLET must be HUGEEEEE for all the playing you do, especially with the 'best of the best'....as I said before...the 'envy' of all men Nick.

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She is relatively new but what a rack. They are real and they are spectacular!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z07JJFY1J7E

BTW, I love the show. Matthew McConaughey and Woody Harrelson are great, especially McConaughey. I hope he wins the Oscar with his performance in Dallas Buyers Club.

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Tall, stacked, smokin' hot mature babe handling serious firearms is waaaay tooooo muuuuuch!!
Then again short, stacked, smokin' hot mature babes handling my Magnum does it for me as well

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What a rack indeed.

And kind of you to post that scene. Wow.

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The babysitters.
Fluff movie except the premise is a babysitting hooker service

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I am presently in Las Vegas with a bunch of distinguished mongers packing much larger wallets -- and libidos -- than I.  Sure is fun playing with them in this town.  Another fun late afternoon slutty tryst is in the cards.

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This is pure fantasy. (except for Robbin) It reminds me that that's why we are here, well, except for the ladies, maybe. Great post Master.

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Same here. Add Denise Richards and Megan Fox to the list. Denise Richards in her "Wild Things" days, that is. Don't have a clue what she's working with now lol.  

Men.. Johnny Depp, Jason Statham, Channing Tatum, and Brad Pitt. I liked Tom Cruise, but only when he had long hair... I love me some hair!

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We sooo have the same taste in men lol. Johnny Depp, Knoxville, Skeet Ulrich, Channing Tatum, and Jason Statham, in no particular order lol.

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No introductions? Im hurt Nick lol

Posted By: inicky46
I am presently in Las Vegas with a bunch of distinguished mongers packing much larger wallets -- and libidos -- than I.  Sure is fun playing with them in this town.  Another fun late afternoon slutty tryst is in the cards.
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Others are Megan Fox, Halle Berry, Sofia Vergara, and Margot Robbie (the blonde in The Wolf of Wallstreet).

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Remember Terri Garr as Inga... looking for a "roll in the hay"?

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Did I actually post something here last night?

Oh well, whatever it was, disregard it as I was almost certainly drunk when I posted it. and for anyone who actually cares. FYATWYRIO!!!

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Posted By: Cayden Vaughn
There's more than one reason I can't wait for baseball season....

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BMore gals represent!

Oh, tis a happy day for the Mid-Atlantic hobbyist!

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And, by the way, I just had such a great session with a little Italian girl from LA this afternoon even you couldn't wipe the SEG off my face.

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All I know is, I was just with an amazing girl, my birthday looks very promising.  After that, Key West, then Costa Rica.  I am one happy boy.

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The (very) naughty newsgirl from Baltimore. Apparently they left this tape in the newsvan...

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Mmmmmmm Skeet Ulrich

Posted By: HooktardGold
We sooo have the same taste in men lol. Johnny Depp, Knoxville, Skeet Ulrich, Channing Tatum, and Jason Statham, in no particular order lol.

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I already mentioned Johnny Depp & Johnny Knoxville, but I have many more:

Jason Momoa
Vince Vaughn
Eric Decker (okay maybe I'm a little biased as a lifelong Broncos fan, but he's still a tasty treat)
Jack White
M. Shadows
Ryan Hurst
Jack Black
Lenny Kravitz
Jason Castro

That's in no particular order, by the way. Except for Jason Momoa at the top. Christ that's a beautiful man

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and you fuck more than I do in a year Nicky hahahahaha. I gotta hand it to ya. I bet she was a hottie, those 'little Italian girls' got it goin on ;)  

And why would I wipe the smile off your face silly, I love smiles. You are far too fun to play with til my other buddy decides to come out again.....where is he anyway?  

Yes, don't rub it in, if I could've made it, I would've silly...some of us in this world have other 'commitments' that reign supreme over fucking 24/7 hahahahaha. Must be nice Nicky LMAO. Well, let me know the next time NYC has one that doesn't come with a 'noose' and I'd be happy to attend and show my bright shiny face ;) Even you couldn't be mad I don't think at the sight of it hahaha. But then again, unless Mr. Hasselhoff shows up, I wouldn't know WHO the fuck you were, now would I. LOL

Anything is possible OhLordofTheLadies LOL

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Tom Hardy I just love his whole being

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I am glad we could make your day lol

xo

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who he was until I googled him. You didn't choose the "same 'ol, same 'ol". Respect!  

PS: I told you we need you here more! Actually, maybe it's just that I need you...

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i've pleasured myself to this at least 3 times since i've watched this link;D

Posted By: cwillzx
I just posted this on the Boston board.  
 

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I am attracted to so many different people for so many reasons & rarely does it have to do with looks...

perhaps because I'm getting older and wiser or perhaps older and senile;) hahahahahaha
take your pick, but be nice either way;)))
 
Posted By: bigvern
When ever I'm attracted to a beautiful woman in the media.  
   
   
 I always tell myself. that is why she's there, because she is beautiful.

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reminds me a lil of brady Anderson back in the day;)
 mmmmmm... brady.... lol

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my pick is and will always be sean- fucking, james bond,fucking darby o'gil & the lil people, fucking highlander- connnery! at any and every age!
oh! and don't forget all the snl jeopardy skits;) lmfa

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those punani little boy Bonds that came after! But I guess Roger Moore was OK and Daniel Craig made a pretty good "new school" Bond as well.

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