Meg Ryan orgasms are absurd to the point of embarrassment.  Anyone else detest the fake screams, moans, epileptic convulsions ?

I would much rather my ladies be better at their fake orgasms by moaning more realistically.  I can sometimes tell when they really come, but I prefer to think it's every time.  So, the obviously fake sounds are annoying.

Girth will make the wet and hot pretty fast. No need for faking, lol.

I agree with Ciara

I've heard all manner of genuine orgasmic sounds from women, some really had me wide eyed with wonder!  

But unless you know the lady concerned how do you really know if it's fake or the real thing?  Of course, if you've just met them and they are babbling on about 'you're the best baby' etc then it doesn't mean you really *are* the best

Oh, crap.
You mean that "you're the best, baby", doesn't really mean that? LOL

As you and Ciara have said, how do you know if it's fake?
Every lady I have been with has reacted differently.
Some more "active and vocal" than others.
However, I do believe them when they have say that they enjoyed themselves.
In reality, we are all responsible for our own "pleasure".
I can help her along, but I can't make her have an orgasm.
My goal is to just make sure that she enjoys her time with me.
If I can make sure she is realxed and comfortable with me, the rest will happen on it's own.

Just my opinion...
B

Re:be more exciting , dont make them fake it ( eom )

better not to make Mae West sounds at all than the bullshit fake moans a groans. "If you don't have something good to say,it's better not to say anything at all." It breaks the flow. woman also say they need to concentrate to cum, well so do a lot of men.

I dunno-  I had a GF  right after college that just did not seem to be enjoying sex with me as much as my other partners from that era.  I broke up with her  over it , basically saying to her that she could probably find a better match with someone she really liked to fuck.

I met her again and discovered she had never forgiven me as she recalled me as one of favourite partners!  She was just not expressive- and pissed that I seemed to want more...

I still look for the rolled back eyes, involuntary muscle moves and sweat behind the knees for real signs of entertainment.  If these are absent, I just hope to not to be a burden...

SO sex is all about my partners needs.  Here its all about ME!

...that starts 5 minutes into my "love making".

can't help, reason I always try to book a suite so there are two rooms to contain my screams of pleasure.
When I'm ready to orgasm, actually my moans and dirty talk turns into growls, like an animal.
After, when I am done, I just purrrrrrrr.
I don't fake, it just depends on the guy abilities to unleash the beast inside me.

Can't help it . I also can't do it any other time.

I was about to ask "how does one politely say there's no need to fake?'"

--b.

I once knew a woman who yipped like a barking dog when she orgasmed. It was all I could do to keep from laughing.

--b.

(Thankfully I didn't. She was a real sweetheart and I didn't want to hurt her feelings.)

and she was so loud i had to close my window in bedroom... that shit was Real.. its was like linda blair in the exorcist

Why do you assume she is faking, maybe she was honestly having fun!!

1. The positive orgasm "Oh Yes Oh Yes OH YES ..."
2. The negative orgasm " Oh No Oh No OH NO ..."
3. The religious orgams " Oh GOd Oh God OH GOD ..."
4. The obscene orgasm "Oh fuck Oh fuck OH FUCK ..."

and the fake orgasm

"Oh SPLUNGE, Oh SPLUNGE, OH SPLUNGE" LOL

Tired of the escort bashing...
" what do you hate about appts with providers"
" what about fake moaning.."
" etc etc..

This board is for all of us.. what came first ? the chicken or the egg ?

We offer a service- girls are the boss-
You pay for the service- you are the boss..

No one is better than anyone else here at the end of the day...



-- Modified on 4/28/2006 6:42:28 AM

If the egg hits the G Spot on the way out , eye say the chicken came first.

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