Mongers,

When I think don't leave stuff behind. Not that haven't been Rob like frist time I had my bike stolen. Now I to old and fat so I drive.  I did lose a jacket a year ago but it at church I think. I know some people have underwhere exchange fetiahe.

Isn't the gift card, the flowers, the candle, the money, the chocolates, the tip, the wine, the ID, the condoms and the polyester suit enough?

when on tour I had a guy leave his cell phone behind.
Well that posed a bit of an issue since I could not let him know.
He came back to get it not sure why it would take 10min to figure out he has left his phone. lol

I grabbed a sub sandwich to eat later, put it in the hotel room fridge. Then forgot about it until driving home. Called her and told her she could eat it.

chewing your arm off and leaving it when the sun comes up after a drunk allnighter?  

...I keep a professional distance and just read his blog. lol

And we didn't even have sex.

Got it back!  Thank goodness I was with a favorite.

Closeted much?

Same problem when a lady left her phone in my hotel room. Threw on some clothes and caught her in the parking lot. Fortunately she was still there walking her dog who had been chilling in her car during our session.

I found a cock ring in the pocket of a bathrobe I put on at one if Chloe's soirees.. (they were provided.. ahhh.. the good old days..)..never forgot putting my hand in the pocket, feeling "something". Wondering.. what is that?  And pulling it out.. and going ewwww.. always wondered whose it was..

But I took a plate of humble pie with me.