when she waddles her fat ass out the door as the Nats dip into their bullpen in the second inning, down by 8.

Go Braves!!!

There you go, a 100% honest post.  I saw a girl today.  I arrived, we talked, she laughed, I laughed, she did all the stuff I love, we cuddled, we talked a bit more, a nice easy, flowing conversation, I dressed (she never put her clothes back on, just hung out naked, perfectly comfortable with herself - awesome), I left.  I can still smell her on me a little, she was amazing and that's that.  Perfect.

how the services were rendered, and how did she hold the conversation.  

You never know how it's going to unravel!

And I'm still buzzing a little. Oh, and Go Red Sox.

Where IS Robbin

or my location lol (love this place). I am happy for you. And you hit a key word there.....'easy'....

What a great way to think about it!  It should be easy, and sexy, and FUN...and then it should be over, with fond memories for both parties.  How wonderful it would be if it was ever thus...but then there would be tumbleweeds blowing through these boards because everyone would be too busy enjoying each other - perish the thought!

It's a very underappreciated quality, but when I have met a gal like that, she would get a few extra points on my scale.

There was a great provider in NYC years ago named Mikithemilf (May she rest in peace.) who was IRL a comedienne in NY's comedy club scene.  She would always bring a smile to my face irrespective of her bedroom performance, which was also notable.

Blessed are those that bring laughter to the hobby world and the greater world in general.

true, every word of it Humanist...absolutely love your handle btw.