Have you ever had a moment hobbying when your heart skipped a beat in a not good way?  The other night, when leaving a new friends lovely rented house in-call I walked out the door to about a half a dozen police cars.  WTF I thinks to myself, am I a dead man?  Turns out there was a car accident and downed power line on the major arterial the house was on about a half a block down the street.  We never heard a thing so it was a bit of a shock when I first saw it.  But man for about two seconds a million thoughts raced through my head before I could calm myself down.

Any of you had a scary moment?

While at an incall location, apparently someone in a room 4 doors down had committed suicide and the housekeeping staff had found their body. When looking out the peep hole to see what all the noise was, all we saw was swarms of uniformed and undercover cops filling the hall.

We had no idea what was going on and sat in the room afraid to even breath much less fuck.

I go see a private masseuse at her apartment--she's a voluptuous blonde, not beautiful, but a girl you can have fun with.  Things progress & we're banging on the massage table.  Our hour is nearly up when I hear a thud  in the living room, then the sound of someone trying to force the front door.  

Masseuse: "Oh shit, he's home early!"

Your boy Z is now throwing his clothes on really fast.  The bf can't get in because she's thrown the chain lock.  The bf is looking in through the front window now, but the living room's dark so he can't see me.  I take a quick look around her apt.  The fucking windows are sealed, the only windows that open are a few small ones.  There's only one way out--front door.  The bf sits down in a patio chair outside the front door.  I tip the girl, throw the lock, & walk out the front door, right by him.  I don't say anything, just keep walking.  I'm listening for footsteps behind me, but don't  hear anything so I don't turn around.   He just fucking sat there.  Maybe it was a setup, but the session was almost over & she texted later with an apology.  Not sure what the play was here.  --z

tend to be on the vanilla side so he scared me really really bad.
Unfortunatly, I couldn't go through with the appt...still get the shakes thinking about it...yikes

WTF? U tipped her???

Johhny Depp as Tonto  

Next time he'll come as Jack Sparrow!

A young MILF provider I met at a local coffee shop as her neighborhood was confusing.  She hopped in my car (not our first meeting) and she directed me.  As we're walking to her door...  upstairs apartment...  her landlord is making busy work in the driveway in front of the door & she told me to keep walking.  I had to wait until he was gone...  half an hour later...  to bang her.   Then I had to sneak back out...  Shades of High School!  I never went back.  

I've been nearly caught, several times with civies...  
HV

.........the basement. My fuck buddy heard him driving up the drive way. I was engaging in some doggie action when she heard the car. I jumped up, put my clothes on, and she led me down to the basement. I waited until I heard him walk inside the house and exited out through her neighbors yard. I was a nervous wreck and she was too. I got home took a leak and realized I still had the condom still on....lol. I still see her.

Undercover police had the room staked out.  Stopped me on the way in to ask questions.  I did not talk and was ultimately let go.  When the officer said "you're on your way to room xxx, aren't you?"...I was dead silent and knew I was in a bad spot.  I started to walk away but was told I would be arrested for not cooperating with police (I don't remember the exact words) if I did.

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Another time the girl had not paid her hotel bill, and security came knocking at the door.  The conversation thru the door went bad and ultimately security entered the room with their key.  Police were called and I was questioned.  Did not talk and was let go.  Got a $40 parking ticket because the meter had expired....at least I did not get towed.

Overall I think I have been very lucky considering all the things that can go wrong...and have for so many.

I had to lay the smack down.

dog (this was in my earlier days) made too much noise while shut in the bathroom. This was the 2nd time with this provider and she was apologetic and offered to give me the entire envelope back since we were within the first half hour or so and I had already had cup #1. I was just so glad to get her the f*ck out of my room. I never stayed at this hotel again although I frequently visited this area.

I have never been with a blind provider before, how was it??

I was at an outcall to a private residence, the guy assured me his wife was out of town til the next morning.  We are finishing up the session when she pulls in the drive way.  I about had a heartattack.

he handed me my clothes and put me out on the balcony to get dressed while he greeted her.   After awhile he came back and told me the coast was clear - she was in the shower.

If she had come out of the shower and caught me leaving, I would probably have had a heart attack for sure.

Now I wont outcall to a private residence unless the guy lives alone.

Knocked on the door, and there were a bunch of cops standing there, and pulled me inside.  I knew I was in trouble at that point, and it was simply a case of how much damage there was gonna be.

They ended up searching me, looking at my ID, taking a business card (they give those to you in business school for networking purposes), gave me a warning, and then sent me on my way.

Had I been there earlier, then I woulda been busted.

Lucked out on that one.

I finally had an overnight with a very long time and close UTR gal at her home.

She had one of those huge dogs that you just know could kill you with one bite if they chose to.

Well, we had finished up a lovely night filled with lots of action, and she went downstairs to fix us some breakfast.

I decided to come down after a few minutes like Mr. Cool wearing nothing but my birthday suit when who should surprise me at the foot of the stairs mouth to cock?

Yup, Caesar, the huge dog.

The dog (an alpha male, of course), took a sniff of my dick which I'm sure smelled like his beloved mistress' pussy and I was sure he was going to eliminate this competitor by taking a big chomp off of it to solve the problem.

Instead Caesar just gave it a big friendly lick and trotted off.  I guess he figured any friend of hers is a friend of his.

My heart was in my mouth and my heart pounding like the hammers of hell.  She turned around (Her back had been facing us as she was working over the stove.) and said "Ready for some breakfast?"

"Sure", I said trying for all the world to act non-challant.  

I never told her the story, and never will.

Boyfriend's gun to my head in Olongapo, PI with lady screaming and begging him not to shoot.

Let me see: Nikon was President following President Leica and President Rolleiflex, right?  I was always disappointed that Vice-President Vivitar never really got, um, a shot at the top job.

For me it was just after my client came in to meet me.
I checked his ID found it correct and then started kissing him passionately,
here is the scary part,,,,he did not want to remove any of his cloths.
I suddenly thought I was with LE. NO he never took off anything. Very afraid after that episode.
Nut case I guess.