Been a really tough week for me....seems that somehow I ended up in a room with a post-op TS.  I quickly texted mrfisher who told me "just go with it".  Easy enough for him to say.  What was ironic is that the post-op TS mrfisher saw was named Lola...as was mine.  Coincidence?  

Not to be outdone I tried to start a troll thread right here on TER.  But it never went up.  Or maybe it did and I missed it.  Either way it caused me so much angst that I needed to find a real hooker to play with.  And some of my friends reminded me of the use of the word hooker.  But it was so conflicted that my OCD went into overdrive and I ended up spending time in a mental facility....only to see some old friends like JackSchitt and Hirogen.  It was great to catch up on old times.  They wanted to show me the section of the "Ramblings of the criminally insane" where other old pals like Udo, escalade1964 and liorr were staying.  Udo was only part time there...he was housed in the STD for the unexplainable section.

Found out that some new friends from California were going to be here as well.  Glad to see some new meat.  Perhaps an influx of brown envelopes as well?

But I am also finding that my addiction to TER is a serious problem.  While I am not Asian...it still seems like finding a cure is not in the foreseeable future.  Some have suggested that bakery goods...in particular cream pies is the answer.

I was invited to be a guest speaker as well.  The topic that this prestigious University wanted me to discuss was BBFS.  It was a sell out  

While I was chatting with some of the guests at the BBFS lecture, a few asked me if sex twice a day was possible.  I wasn't sure how to reply.  Seemed like a personal issue.  Sex is such a difficult topic to debate and discuss.  The topic also came about as far as disclosing ones personal information.  We discussed how dangerous this could be...all the while having a few laughs at each others social media pages.

One of the more bizarre dudes asked about cunnilingis.  He said the thought of it was disgusting...I looked at the gals there and they nodded knowing this dude couldn't lick an ice cream cone correctly.  The dude seemed perplexed and asked about having intercourse with a sheep.  I looked at the gals who were quickly walking away never taking their eyes off this guy.  I knew why!

While the seminar was going on...a number of attendees were mumbling about not being able to access their favorite website.  I gently reminded everyone to "Please turn your fucking cellphones off during the presentation".  Some people are so addicted to stuff!

I noticed a few of the gals in the front row wriggling in their seats.  I just stared at them to stop making a scene...and one gal wrote something and held it up...it said "My pussy itches...does it smell"?  I just shook my head.

While typically I don't have age limitations for my seminars...I do like to keep things organized.  Hence I only like to see no more than a 4 year age difference in the stands.  Don't ask why...it just seems to somehow work best that way.

The really exciting part of the seminar was the attendance of a gal who is a Division I gymnast.  She did the Chinese splits for us to demonstrate her skills.  Most guys loved this...a few were intimidated.  Go figure.

I like to make things interesting at all my seminars.  It's a big lie...but I sell raffle tickets and tell them that someone is about to win $ 200M.  I just pocket the $ 10 from each ticket and would never pay anyone anything.  Yep...I'm an asshole.

After the gymnast did her thing the same dweeby dude who scared the gals away asked me about getting a real live blowjob from a woman.  I then started to slowly back up never taking my eyes off this dude.  Really creepy stuff.

Well...I don't want to bore you with more of the weeks drivel so let's just say...

HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY TO ALL  :