I never heard of a police sting where they are all lounging around waiting for the mark to turn over the envelope, they are always in the next room watching via camera or listening at least.

a 22-yo virgin, then his name must have been Quasimodo.  

It sounds like a very weak effort to create yet another urban legend.

I didn't lose mine till that tender age.

That whatever you missed out on between 16 and 22, you can make up now by just doubling up on the number of girls you would normally see.  There's no penalty if it takes you more than six years to make it up at this age.  

In my case it's what I missed out on between 16 and 21. And at my age, if anybody tries to impose a penalty on me, I'll whack 'em with my cane until they can't see straight, by cracky.

Count the total time.  It takes a dozen girls when you're 16 at 5 minutes apiece to equal an hour of leisurely love-making now. Lol

I was thinking perhaps this was written by some cops in an attempt to miseducate potential future victims of stings. Some idiot reads this, then ends up walking right into a sting because he's thinking "there's not a bunch of dudes on a couch, I'm golden!"