A play off the last thread....
How many of you have gone to a "date" drunk or gotten drunk during? Would you still go through with it?
How did that experience go? Did you get what you wanted out of it, or was it a train wreck? Fess up lol.
I can hold my own with men, but I still only have a drink during (and watch the drink being poured, for my safety).
My experiences, never good to be with a drunk guy (nor will I).
Especially if he wants dfk ? And bangs on the wrong room door , screaming were my woman .
And just saw another rev. Where the girl was drinking a beer .its the 18 to 2 ? How old was the 420 girl again ? Well that age group ! 28 to 45 ! That's the ticket.
And hardly any. I need to be aware of my surroundings at all times. If I know the gent for a while I will ease up a bit. I have only once gotten pretty tipsy on a date and that was with a client I had gone on several dates, a va-cay, and seen him inside and outside of the hotel.
I have only had to send away a drunk dude once. I feel they already know not to show up drunk. You can't reason with someone who is drunk, especially angry. I prefer not to get to that point where I have to find out how they are when they're drunk.
As an independent, I've never had a guy get too tipsy, nor have I. With an agency, I did have some issues, but never had anybody show up drunk and belligerent. Just fumbling, stumbling, and 'horizontally' bumbling. But most of the truly memorably messed-up clients were on substances other than alcohol.
A few years back I had a guy who wanted 3-4 hrs of pounding, including anal and extended bouts of piledriver, in the MORNING. I used to pour some Captain Morgan in my coffee and would take a bathroom break halfway through so that I could get another shot in. Only way I could get through it smiling. Luckily I only saw him every few weeks and only for a short while.
Please do not do that junk this time forward. You do deserve better
I think any job has those days you can't get through w/o a flask of vodka. At least here, you can't get fired for it 
The guy was actually nice. And, he paid about anywhere from 1/4 to 3/4 of my rent depending on where I was living at the time...so I had incentive to likker up and deal with it. I read his reviews beforehand so I knew exactly what I was getting into.
I approached this job with a lot of energy and go-get-em spirit when I was new. Sometimes put myself through a lot of sh**, but I also made a lot more money in those days than I do now.
Nope I guess you're not. Brave or stupid, (no insult intended). Hook me up to a morphine infusion for that and then keep it flowing for a week after. I would not want to even try and walk let alone pee.
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I only drink at night and never before or during a date. Unless she has an open bottle of wine and asks if I want a sip. And that's only a courtesy.
I wait until we're done and I'm home. Then I get hammered.
Nick , say it ain't so ? And you gotta shake it to make it cum ! Then the shower cause both r sticky ? Next time or in Vegas ! Pop that .
Well, I did once bring a bottle of bubbly to a session xcuz she said she liked it and we sipped it while we did nasty thangs to each uther. Itt wuz funnn. I forget where I lefft my jizz.
Jizz was all over. I got the memo. So much in so many places. Dang man.... You filled her up and then some ha ha..... Weird thing is I heard you had just gotten off the night before. Jesus you were packing 
Not sure who you mean, dear. Do you have a friend from Duluth?
I have had to hold a dates hair before, and I think I have maybe been drunk once, but I'm a happy drunk.
MM
I don't get mad.... I may get happy sometimes, sometimes a sarcastic ass... Mainly just me. I am a bore by myself
it's cold as shit and not going to do much or you got to be real quick!!!!!!!!
Ok I lie, Whiskey dick.... same damn thing lol
I've heard the "Whiskey dick" term from a couple of providers. Odd thing is that my best sex (for both of us) was when my wife and I were drunk. I could last forever.
...a good reason to abstain. From the whiskey, of course.
But I couldn't get down like that with just anyone b/c alcohol can put you in a vulnerable position. So my general rule of them is I will enjoy a glass of wine or two with a client (and not get drunk), but the bottle must be unopened
Had great dates when she was wasted
then again so bad she looked like long duck dong in "Pretty in Pink" when I showed up
but I especially try to stay sober when on a date, if only for physiological reasons.
But I've had a few gals get hammered on me, and it usually didn't end up well.
A bit sloppy is one thing, but some gals get a bit nasty when hammered.
Sure, fish, especially given the hammering you deal out
She wanted to get tipsy but not to drink it. So her BF put a straw into her butt and squirted some wine down it from his mouth. Gave her a wine enema that way. What a wacky dame.
First time he came drunk and happy. And kept giving us (me and lyric) extra money.
Second time he showed up he got pushy - on the edge of violent. We had to kick him out. He left mad. But he was scaring us, and safety is always first!
He was known to us as the drunk Russian, I still don't remember his name! (Hope he isn't on here LOL)
...but I have had dinner with a provider and we've indulged in a bit more wine than either of us planned. Not drunk, but definitely more relaxed. More trust, more open, more better time; not as "on guard" all the time. FWIW.
