All of this make her jizz shit has me thinking, and looking around.
What's up guys?
You cannot fake a real orgasm.
Girls get retard strength, and push you away when they cum. Then they collapse.
Usually with your head in between their legs. It chokes a little.

It has only happened to me once in my escort endeavors.
I also hate it when a girl fakes one. It is easy to tell.

HULK strength??  Get the hell out of there I'm done!!! LOL.

This nonsense about "she came 4 or 5 times" is just that...nonsense...no woman is going to cum that many times unless you are seeing her for a weekend maybe and you're a damn genius in the sack.

I had a client who gave me an o two days in a row...I told him he should seriously give lessons.

That is a great idea Starr!
An annex on eating out!
1 week course on fellatio!

My experience (mostly civie world) has shown me that if you want to please a woman.
It takes time, and effort. You must be responsive to her. Meaning putting your own pleasure second.
You are a lucky gal if you can get off that easily. Especially with some one you just met.
Cudos! Get Some!!

Yea, I have to admit that's a pretty funny quote.

When I need to go make her a sandwich I know it was real...Bwahahaha

MM

...if she rearranges the furniture afterwards it was really good.

Why do men fall asleep and women get a burst of energy? It's the ying/yang...you release all that energy, we absorb that shit

It's just not that hard for a woman to realistically fake an orgasm; 'retard' [?] strength, pushing you away, vaginal convulsions, collapsing included. As women, we do know what the tell-tale signs are. So nope. Not difficult.

I hope I'm not bursting any bubbles here....

And not necessarily in that order.

who would love to believe it's real.

laugh at the entire asinine obsession by some of the johnnie boys here...and obviously many others that never post...or know of this site.

Women faking the Big O?  NOT when my pals are entertaining her..Thanks Ben  LOL

From all the wonderful orgasms I give.  Definitely no faking, I swear.  Fucking head is squished man.  Gotta quit giving out them orgasms!

In civvie relationships where faking is unnecessary, I haven't been sure one way or the other maybe 5 times - out of hundreds, if not thousands, of hookups.  Not saying they always came, but it's never been in doubt for me when they did. So doubt = faking.   Which means pretty much 100% of the orgasms I have seen providers have were faked.  

I hooked up with a provider tonight who faked one, actually.  Took performance down a point for me.  

Now that i think about it, I'm basically to the point where I just eave the clit alone unless she prompts.  Not because I don't want to turn her on, that's actually fun, but because getting turned on doesn't, for girls, always lead to a fast orgasm.  It just doesn't.  But it somehow almost always does in p4p.

Hysterical.

Have you never seen how a woman reacts after a mind blowing orgasm? I've seen many. And never once have I seen a woman jump out of my bed looking to re-arrange furniture, clean the house, go grocery shopping----or do anything other than take  a break before rolling over to 'do me'.

Or fall into a sound sleep.

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I could paint my hometown after a good orgasm...and reaarange town square...it's always good for getting housework done...that's why it always cracks me up when the guy passes out.
But you are right about the chocolate

Here to learn, and share.
But if you insist..
You know what. Forget it.
Think what you want.

That's not an attack. Just a reality.

Have you ever had a friend you like to fuck?
It is fun, but gets boring.
What is it about new people that turns us on so?

I've read your post about 10 times...and I'm still speechless. Where to even begin?

Faking is unnecessary in civie relationships? You always know when your random hookups have an orgasm? Only 5 times out of hundreds,  maybe thousands of times, you know she had an orgasm? You leave the clit alone unless she prompts? Getting turned on, "for girls", doesn't lead to a fast orgasm? But, in p4p it almost always does? Doubt = faking?

100% of orgasms you've seen with providers have been faked?

Given your attitude, I have no doubt that last part is true.

But ask yourself - honestly - if when you fake it, it really plays out exactly the same way as when you actually get off.

We're not all inexperienced idiots.  

Do you remember to tense all those muscles the same way?  All of them?  Do you stop talking because it takes over your attention?  Are you remembering to be a little short of breath?  Are you remembering that you're somewhat sensitive right afterward and pretending to move his pokey annoying finger away from your urethra?  Are you as focused on yourself when you fake it as when not, or are you checking his status?  

If so, here's your Oscar.  But for lots of providers, it's just some porno sounds.  Seriously, it's pretty lame.

Think about it this way - even if you never saw the condom, aren't you pretty sure you could tell if a guy faked it?  Why would you figure we are different?

So yeah, no doubt a porny fake O fools a monger who is hell-bent on believing they got you off four or five times in an hour, but it doesn't fool anyone really paying attention who has any real experience with women.  Not any more than a client faking it would fool you.

Most providers are truthful when you ask them to be, and when you can give them the assurance that you are not some clingy weirdo who is putting pressure on them to have an orgasm so you can feel good about yourself.

It's fun for me, too, because I can find out what girls like.

Sometimes, as a provider, you don't want to allow someone to make you orgasm when in fact, they really could if they kept going. The reason, for me at least, is that if you make me cum hard a couple of times (generally I'm able to have multiple orgasms and a squirter with those I'm comfortable with), I'm just like a guy - I'm down for the count after that. It takes sooo much out of me (literally) that I uncontrollably pass out.
It's honestly the only time ALL of my muscles relax and that pretty much never happens to me otherwise due to ADHD and being fairly a jittery, twitchy girl for most of my life. I'm always moving and jumping around, so those few moments of being absolutely calm, typically put me right to deep sleep. It's the most wonderful sleep ever and I feel great, but that doesn't work so well when you're halfway through a session and you have a guy with you that expects you to get up and recover and now attend to him. So pretty much, I would rather fake it as a provider and give a mind-blowing session to them than have to explain that to every single person. Every girl is different of course, but

I remember being like the other girls mentioned when I was younger and having it give me a boost of energy, but that only really happens to me now when I fake it or have like half an orgasm from penetrative sex. I think sometimes women think they're having one, but in reality, it's more of a fake-it-till-you-make-it situation and which floods their brains with endorphins and makes them think that's what it was.

Also, it's easy to say "I hate it when girls fake it, it ruins it for me or cuts down on performance points" but then during that same session, you're with the woman and she's riding you or whatever and the whole time you're dirty talking to her saying, "cum for me baby, are you going to cum all over me?" and what not, how can anyone not fake it under all that expectation and pressure? What are we supposed to say, "no, and shut up now"? It's unbelievably common for men to equate their sexual prowess with whether they make a woman orgasm or not, some just don't accept you can have pleasure without it, so rather than ruin their experience by knowing I didn't "finish", I'd just do an Oscar winning performance. Because at the end of the day, isn't this about sending someone off feeling like a million bucks and giving them a huge smile? Anything I can do to make that feeling happen I'm game for.

fake ever so convincingly..not all just moan like those really stupid fake porno sounds. And yes some of us can and do remember all that info to pull it off.

..."Also, it's easy to say "I hate it when girls fake it, it ruins it for me or cuts down on performance points" but then during that same session, you're with the woman and she's riding you or whatever and the whole time you're dirty talking to her saying, "cum for me baby, are you going to cum all over me?" and what not, how can anyone not fake it under all that expectation and pressure? What are we supposed to say, "no, and shut up now"? It's unbelievably common for men to equate their sexual prowess with whether they make a woman orgasm or not, some just don't accept you can have pleasure without it, so rather than ruin their experience by knowing I didn't "finish", I'd just do an Oscar winning performance. Because at the end of the day, isn't this about sending someone off feeling like a million bucks and giving them a huge smile? Anything I can do to make that feeling happen I'm game for. ..."

This right here is a plausible reason I think women fake it...and if you say it's not going to happen, some Joeshmoes won't return which equals loss of revenue, the main reason we are all here.

I will always do what is best for my bottom line...period.

I'd like to quote Molly Ringwald's character speaking to Jack Jericho in the film "The Pickup Artist"

..."If you shut up for ten seconds, I'll come."

Thank you for that. I learned something.
I never go into a date looking to make her bust.
But I can see how I could inadvertently make it look so.
Thanks to all the ladies input.
Guys too.
I got smarter on this merry go round.

I was getting wasted last night.
The point is. Maybe no matter how good you think you are at faking it.
Some guys can tell. It would be extremely impolite to call a girl on it.
So you will never know if the trick buys it.
I prefer honesty. If anything, some hints, and tricks are what I am looking for.
Not so I can make you cum all over the place. Just to be a better lover in general.
BTW. Asking a girl to cum for you is really tacky.
Do you really get that a lot? Yuk.

Some guys might be able to tell. and those guys might actually call a lady on it. And the lady might stick to her story and then what? He doesn't rebook...and he might not have rebooked if she said she didn't.

I look at it this way..you pay me to get you off. If that is contingent on me getting off (I have had clients outright tell me that), I will fake. If you just come in and do your business and are happy, I have no need to fake.


THOC, I get that you might be wanting hints and tips etc. but those hints and tips are for her, not necessarily for the next lady you have sex with. If she knows it's not going to happen, all the hints etc may not work. It just places more pressure on her to perform and that's where the faking begins.


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So you claim to get off some hooker..um maybe she was faking?

Oh heavens no...you're a stud LOL

Sure tootsie...whatever you say.

You'd be surprised how many civie girls fake it. Lots of wives do from time to time. Sometimes their SO is trying hard but they are just not there for one reason or another (usually unrelated to the moment... tired, stressed, etc). They don't want to disappoint so they fake it. Doesn't mean they are not enjoying the sex, but sometimes an O is just not happening. Never heard of a husband being any the wiser about this and I personally believe that's a good thing.

How can you be so sure a man isn't just being polite.
It happens... One time I jokingly said "Liar!"
Lets just say she did not smile.
I won't do that again.
If a guy is in tune with your body. He can tell.
And it is totally cool if she doesn't jizz.
It is about insulting intelligence.

Put it this way.. Things a girl might say....
I would prefer. "Did you like that, baby? I know you did!"  
As opposed to. "Oh my God! That was awesome!"

You don't  have to agree, but at least validate the point.

doing a fake "fake".

It's like an actor who phones it in, and knows everyone knows and don't care - if that makes sense.

I like to know that the person I'm with cares enough about me and her profession to give it their best shot.

And if they do suceed in either fooling me or (imagine the thought) really having an orgasm, then that is just wonderful.

I am sure some guys can tell, hell in Hollywood there are great actresses and there are shitty ones. And no doubt it sucks to realize what is really happening. I know I would not like it. That's why I do my level best to not put a guy in that situation. Does it work 100% possibly not, but for me, I want  a client to have the best experience I can give him. And I can usually tell which guys "expect" a positive reaction from me and which guys will go with the flow.

Honestly, in a perfect world I would prefer not having to but that will only happen when guys stop needing /wanting it to happen in order for them to have great time.

bec most guys think one technique works for everyone it doesn't and takes longer than 2 mins, when you tell a guy this he just sees it as a challenge and then runs out of time to get a full service so faking it is better then offending him

Of course one can tell. I've only had a provider orgasm once, anally while  touching herself. I am as sure as that all the others didn't. I'm not there to please, I'm there to respect and be pleased .