and of course me, because I'm smart enough to figure these things out, and that makes them all really really hot. The cops visit me all the time because they want my dates to keep their clothes on until they get inside, because it sets off all the women in the neighborhood, who sexually attack their menfolk while they're having a nice peaceful beer with the game.
I just saw a long string about DNS (Do not see) lists and Black lists that the ladies keep for various (good and legitimate reasons) and the thought occurred to me......."I hope I don't make it to either of those lists".
Followed by a related thought....are there also DNM (do not miss) lists??? Might I be on some of those?
Lol (hmmmmm, thinking *not particularly endowed, occasionally need a little help from a few grains of viagra,....would a bit of charm help.....NAh forgetaboutit.)
and of course me, because I'm smart enough to figure these things out, and that makes them all really really hot. The cops visit me all the time because they want my dates to keep their clothes on until they get inside, because it sets off all the women in the neighborhood, who sexually attack their menfolk while they're having a nice peaceful beer with the game.
Well for me to get on any dnm list it will definitely be my inner beauty and not superficial physical characteristics. Unfortunately I'm only a hunk in my own rather delusional mind. I wonder if there is a wtu (way to ugly) list?
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