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If I grow up I want to be like MP67
Mephistopheles_Speaks 1472 reads
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1 / 52

How many times must we really hear about how good looking he is? How he's gonna fuck the taste outta someone's mouth? Where he's gonna fuck, who he's gonna fuck and what time he's gonna fuck them? Good thing he drinks cheap ass alcohol. That will assure his trip south much quicker.

Seems to me he should just get used to flying solo the rest of his life and be content with his dogs ever being the only company to grace his home.

The only good thing about being MP67 is that I have a really nice condo down here for him once he gets through lying and hooker-fucking his way through life. Hope you all aspire to be MP67.


See ya' soon Mr. MP67

HalfHour 651 reads
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2 / 52

I'm not sure, but here are some possibilities:
Until he can't type?
Until he becomes a mod?
Until he finds Jesus?
Until he runs afoul of the law?
Until Jesus finds him?
Until the mods are no longer his dogs?
Until he has a sexual reassignment operation?
(Doh! that's wrong...he'd just become a wildly successful high-end provider, and his assistant would be required to constantly post his musing on TER, along with all the hobbyists who adore him... ah.. her)
Until his liver jumps ship?

WAIT! I KNOW THE ANSWER....

Until you stop reading his posts! Yeah-he-heow!

:) Myself? I'm gonna keep reading his posts. They take my mind of OSP's. :)

HalfHour

P.S. DEAR GENTLEMEN WHO ACT TOUGH IN ORDER TO HIDE THEIR OEPIPAL COMPLEX, HOMOEROTIC IMPULSES, FOBIA, AND POOR READING COMPREHENSION, AND YET CALL OTHER GUYS MANGINA, PUSSY, AND SO FORTH...
THIS REPLY TO OP IS, TONGUE-IN-CHEEK, ALL IN GOOD FUN AND IMPLIES NO DISRESPECT TO MR. MP67, WHO IS A GENTLEMAN NOT MENTIONED IN THE PRECEDING CATAGORY.

Big-Bad-John 650 reads
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4 / 52

Although a couple of them are missing. No doubt they are washing their noses somewhere.

Señor Bastinado 527 reads
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5 / 52

Keeps your name in lights EVEN if you have to use negative actions to do it.

Some of us, are sicker than others, others are needier than us.

And some just crawl into the bottle and turn into cartoons.

HalfHour 571 reads
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7 / 52

And.. after 10 drinks, they'd probably agree with how good lookin' you are to!

:)
HalfHour

quadseasonal 27 Reviews 512 reads
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8 / 52

"And if and when I decide to snowball with a lady, that's between her and I until I post a review about it."

rofl.. I see you got some feathers ruffling tonight.
 I  don't put it in my reviews .  Don't want every provider thinking she can get away with that.
Just like our experiences.. Her Mileage May Vary

scoed 8 Reviews 704 reads
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9 / 52

He is my friend, and yes he has his issues. But who on this board does not? I know I do and when I was having a real hard time he reached out to me. There is worse things to grow up to be like a bitter person who has nothing better to do than to take pot shots at people on a sex board.

lungman 10 Reviews 527 reads
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10 / 52
lungman 10 Reviews 612 reads
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11 / 52

say those things to his face!
I've gotten a few PM's from MP,he seems like a really good dude!
Maybe if u really knew him,you would change your tune!

Claudius42310 13 Reviews 596 reads
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12 / 52

is we all have issues. some of us like to pretend we don't, others don't care to pretend. it's become a screening issue, a chemistry question for me. ;-)

now that shouldn't be taken as my implying that pretending is "inferior" to not pretending either. i can think of a few occasions where my having a greater capacity to pretend might have avoided troubles of one sort or another. but then....

scoed 8 Reviews 610 reads
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13 / 52

Your right if I had a greater ability to pretend I may have avoided some of the trouble I got into. But that trouble forced me to change and adapt and let to my greatest successes. I try to own my issues and try not to judge others by theirs. Some days I am not all that successful but I try. People like the OP bother me as everyone has there flaws but to go out of ones why to point them out in others to hide ones own is a bit low.

MP67 11 Reviews 579 reads
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14 / 52

Yeah, I must admit it could be a little disturbing to see Mephisto himself take shots at me on a sex board. But seeing as how his boss and I are pretty tight, he might be looking for another line of work.

Like maybe John Holmes fluffer? ;)

MP67 11 Reviews 602 reads
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15 / 52

So what exactly are you trying to say Tex?! ;)

MP67 11 Reviews 594 reads
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16 / 52

Or knows of me. Matter of fact the condo he's talking about? The property value just went up upon the news of my arrival.

Which, I hope won't be for a very long time! ;)

MP67 11 Reviews 586 reads
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17 / 52

It's not like I put a gun to anyone's head to read my shit. I can be a little brash at times, alright MOST of the time, but I'm not a bad guy!

Really! Some detractors might even like me if they sat down and let me buy them a drink or two. Or ten. ;)

MP67 11 Reviews 577 reads
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18 / 52

I admit, I'm a little surpised to hear from you. I was chatting with your boss the other day and he said what a stand-up minion you were. Guess not!

Don't you have anything better to do with your time? Like, maybe that duo you set up with Hitler and Jeffrey Dahmer? Yeah, I heard about that. You're a freak, you know that, right?!

Tell me. Are you the pitcher or the catcher? I know ol' Jeffy preferred the younger crowd, but you're a little old, don'tcha think?

Oh, BTW, does Adolf's funny little moustache tickle when he rims you? Inquiring minds want to know!

And that condo. Please tell me I'll have hot and hotter running providers there? Nah, don't worry about it. I'll have a chat with your boss about that. Might even take your place over. ;)

Claudius42310 13 Reviews 612 reads
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19 / 52

that while the OP may be fooling himself, and is certainly welcome to that, he isn't fooling anyone else.

jhonny8770 40 Reviews 559 reads
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20 / 52

isn't this a site set up expressly FOR the purpose of telling all:
*how good we fuck!
*how good looking the women are we fuck! (take a bow ladies!)
*where, when, how and why we fuck!

My $0.02 on MP is he adds great 'color' to an otherwise black/white board!
I personally add nothing (as do the great majority) to this site/board (other than review info) and look forward to his pre/post alcohol-fueled rants/tirades; always opens his posts!
It doesn't take a NASA engineer to see the methods to his madness!
(BTW - where is this supposed 'lying'?!?)
And if you believe fucking/drinking gets you a ticket to damnation, I feel nothing but pity for you.

Better than 90% of the time, I'm a reader (not a poster), but nothing irks me more than someone 'attacking' behind an alias!!
I mean basically, this is an anonymous site!!
To put it in 'MP-speak': 'F*cking cowardly' doesn't even begin to describe this practice (IMO)!

MP67 11 Reviews 565 reads
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21 / 52

And me being a self serving SOB, with pride to spare, I don't see that happening for quite a long time!

Besides, I'm cuter than hell! Just ask the ladies!

Thought you'd like that especially, Mephisto-muthafucka! ;)

MP67 11 Reviews 488 reads
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22 / 52

Sorry I missed you the other night, but I understand! ;)

Yeah, well, I like to have fun. And hope others do as well. My brand of fun might not be other's cup of tea, but fuck 'em! LMAO!!!

Waiting to hear all about your last escapade! ;)  

MP67 11 Reviews 646 reads
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23 / 52

Sucks to have friends sometimes(not)! But thanks for your input there, BBJ....!

Wait...! Nah! I'll let the others ponder that for a few! ;)

guy69696969 2 Reviews 507 reads
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24 / 52

why the fuck bring it up, penis envy?

Eat a bag of dicks.

As for MP he's an asshole douchebag.

and I'd hang out with him. Dickwad.

jhonny8770 40 Reviews 504 reads
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25 / 52

Almost on cue!!!!

BTW - BBJ, aren't you supposed to be over on the 'other' board?!?
They'd probably chase your cowardly-ass away too!!

MP67 11 Reviews 623 reads
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26 / 52

Speaking of leaving themselves open, hope that doesn't include their bungholes?

I mean, really. That's a visual I don't care to partake in. Eeesh! ;)

MP67 11 Reviews 526 reads
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27 / 52

Always a pleasure, brother!

I'm gonna hold you to that, you know?! ;)

MP67 11 Reviews 543 reads
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28 / 52

You know, where Bugs Bunny should've took a left turn at?! ;)

guy69696969 2 Reviews 511 reads
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29 / 52

Man, I am so fucking STONED. I got a friend out west who cooks down this amazing tincture of Mary-Jane and he sends me bottles.......Tasty.

A couple of eyedropper fulls and it's like you've emptied a bong....or FIVE!!!

Hahahahaha........

MP67 11 Reviews 543 reads
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30 / 52

It's 'mrfisher' not 'Mr. Fisher' or even 'mr. fisher'. Pull your fucking head out!

And if and when I decide to snowball with a lady, that's between her and I until I post a review about it.

But then again, I do have a propensity to leave out certain things in my reviews, mainly cuz I only have a certain amount of characters to type. Go figure?

So, that being said, whether or not I have partaked in such a practice, I'll leave to your imagination...! ;)

MP67 11 Reviews 528 reads
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31 / 52

You know I can appreciate that!

Well, used to.... ;)

MP67 11 Reviews 550 reads
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32 / 52

Just like the old song goes 'All the girls get prettier at closing time', same goes with me.

Shit! Think they see me cuz of my professed 'good looks'?

Hell no! A fat ass envelope and a bottle of their choice gets them in the door!

Shitya!!!! LMAO!!!!

guy69696969 2 Reviews 487 reads
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33 / 52

Me and the Mary-Jane have always been partners of opportunity.

If I can get some tasty quality, it's all good....

If not I have no need.

But when I buy, I buy well!

Time for another eyedropper..........

keystonekid 114 Reviews 576 reads
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34 / 52

balls to blast someone here behind an alias.  Someday I hope to meet MP for the drink he has promised me more than one time.  Read his reviews; his taste in ladies is pretty damn good.

MP67 11 Reviews 587 reads
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35 / 52

Actually, I planned on being a good boy tonight.

But for some reason, someone has to push a certain button, then inturn I push others...!

Glad to see you can see it for what it's worth! ;)

MP67 11 Reviews 507 reads
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36 / 52

And that drink deal isn't a promise. It's a certainty! ;)

MP67 11 Reviews 556 reads
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37 / 52

Been a looooong fucking time!

Too damn long, as far as I'm concerned...! ;)

Big-Bad-John 544 reads
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38 / 52

On your own.
Rumor has it that a new version of mangina twister is coming out too. Enjoy!

mrfisher 111 Reviews 606 reads
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39 / 52

I just got up after a long nice night in another city and I can't make heads or tails of what the hell is going on here but I hope everyone is feeling a lot better.

Back to my coffee now.

Claudius42310 13 Reviews 561 reads
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40 / 52

nobody HAS to snowball. folks who get enthusiastic, passionate, and gloriously messy with their favorites GET to snowball if they wish!

it should be a joy and privelege, not an obligation! ;-)

MP67 11 Reviews 549 reads
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Ah TC! Where would we be withoutcha?! ;)

MP-67 552 reads
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quadseasonal 27 Reviews 439 reads
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Posted by texcat  ,  

"nobody HAS to snowball. folks who get enthusiastic, passionate, and gloriously messy with their favorites GET to snowball "if they wish!"
it should be a joy and privelege, not an obligation!"

Thats a fact I live by. Sometimes, my joyful wishes come true.

LuckyIrishPrick 6 Reviews 558 reads
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45 / 52

Here we are on a discussion board where the central topic is pussy, and all you can think to discuss is another dude?

Wowser.



scoed 8 Reviews 525 reads
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46 / 52

be careful about expressing the true nature of alias attack posts. They have a protected status around here. See link about it below. One does not wish to get moderated, for as long as little phil remembers why he done it, because of a alias. Best just to insult the alias back or ignore them. Being moderated sucks, trust me I know.

Claudius42310 13 Reviews 612 reads
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47 / 52

it wasn't clear from your post since, if you look at it, you edited it.... well..... not so clearly. ;-)
so remember, that picture really is YOUR fantasy since you had to explain it for us to get it. ;-)
it didn't originate in anyone else's head.... ;-)

hound_dog69 41 Reviews 649 reads
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48 / 52

always cotton to his ways. What I do respect is his willingness to let it all hang out, whether he looks like a dumb-ass 9yes Mikey, sometimes you do) or not. More than I can say of many here.

You don't have to read his posts, which would mean you would no longer have to "hear about how good looking he is? How he's gonna fuck the taste outta someone's mouth? Where he's gonna fuck, who he's gonna fuck and what time he's gonna fuck them?"

Simple.

Now, I could take my own advise, and then I wouldn't have to respond to dumb-assed posts like this.

Hmmm, what a concept!

Claudius42310 13 Reviews 538 reads
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49 / 52

your logic is defective ;-) you _should_ subcontract your thinking to her, she thinks better.  ;-)  just chill. she'll be home soon......

KJ5233 490 reads
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50 / 52

Mikey may I commend you for not going off on this asshole. It usually takes a lot less.

Shit you got more friends than you thought. Even guys you have had beefs with jumped in.

Sorry was way too drunk yesterday and watching football & baseball to notice this thread, but you did good bro.

This happy hour special is dedicated to this thread!!!

little phil 37 Reviews 597 reads
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51 / 52

They aren't protected.  They just interpret and use the rules differently than you do.

MP67 11 Reviews 612 reads
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